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abyteofbrain
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12/11/2013 8:01:45 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
My grandfather left his car with his door unlocked, and when he came back later, someone had been there. He knew, because the window was busted open, and his fuz-buster was missing.

Once a man went to burglarize a bank. He told the teller to hand him 50000 dollars in his bag. The teller said "I'll need two forms of ID tp complete that transaction", and he gave them to her. The police arrested him.

After getting out of the millitary, a man's friend had 40000 in earnings. He bought a Harley Davidson pickup with all the bells and whisles, using all of his money. He totaled it the very next day.
abyteofbrain
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12/11/2013 8:05:42 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At a club meeting, the first speaker said "I'm very happy to see that there are a lot of new faces here, and a lot of old ones."
yay842
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12/12/2013 1:14:29 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/11/2013 8:01:45 PM, abyteofbrain wrote:
My grandfather left his car with his door unlocked, and when he came back later, someone had been there. He knew, because the window was busted open, and his fuz-buster was missing.

Once a man went to burglarize a bank. He told the teller to hand him 50000 dollars in his bag. The teller said "I'll need two forms of ID tp complete that transaction", and he gave them to her. The police arrested him.

After getting out of the millitary, a man's friend had 40000 in earnings. He bought a Harley Davidson pickup with all the bells and whisles, using all of his money. He totaled it the very next day.

I remember that failed burglary plus a couple more like it:

1. there was one where after a successful bank heist, the robber was running down the street and came across 2 cops and quickly put his hands up. The 2 cops who were actually actors called the real cops and caught the burglar because it was just a studio.

2. A guy was robbing someone's house and only got less than 2 dollars. The owner paid by check, he explained. So the robber asked the owner to write a check to the name of the robber.
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2/1/2015 11:00:00 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
I know someone whose birthday is April Fools Day. At lunch, their brother told them to go into their room to get their present, which, he claimed, was on the bed. Really, he had put a bucket of water on their door and wanted it to fall on them. So they go upstairs, see the bucket of water, sneak into their brother's room, steal his phone, then come downstairs.
"Thanks!" they tell him, waving the phone in his face. He gets angry and confused and storms into their room. The bucket of water falls on him. The friend told me it was one of the best birthday presents they had ever received.
-The Long-Eared Elephant