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Jabuticaba
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3/19/2014 10:10:42 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Use this thread to spread every single anti joke you can think of.

In Africa, every 60 seconds a minute passes.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Subutai
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3/21/2014 1:46:43 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

A priest, a rabbi, and a imam walk into a bar.
The penguin was too low for it.
Capitalism will never fall on its own. It will have to be pushed. The accumulation of capital will never cease. It will have to be stopped. The capitalist class will never willingly surrender their power. It will have to be dispossessed. - David Harvey
lwittman
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5/20/2016 4:23:34 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2014 8:22:47 AM, Defro wrote:
Knock Knock

Who's there?

It's the police. Mam, your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Not your son.
Don't break anybody's heart, they only have one. Break their bones ,they have 206.
13B77
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6/5/2016 6:41:30 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
1 Knock knock.

Who's there?

2 English man Irish man Scottish man are all expats enjoying retirement in the med.

3 what do you call a guy with 3 arms? By his first name. Why would you want to bring atention to his obvious disability.
Hello again
I can see you are clearly very knowledgeable on social injustice and I don't think you are a racist. I comend your demand for fair coverage and agree also on media spin. However I was only giving my personal opinion on the question is BLM a racist group. I'm pretty sure it never set out to be. I know lots of good causes get highjacked. so for the 5 minutes it made the news here it was grass roots social justice. Which I don't think was racist .
VelCrow
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6/6/2016 1:28:59 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
A blond walks into a bar. Feels the pain 20 minutes later.
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JurassinJohn
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6/8/2016 8:06:06 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
ya know whats funnier than 24?........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Uh I dunno
FaustianJustice
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6/15/2016 3:29:31 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
Anti joke?

My home town was so small, the hooker wore a helmet.

We were so poor, the front door was painted green.
Here we have an advocate for Islamic arranged marriages demonstrating that children can consent to sex.
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