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BblackkBbirdd
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5/3/2014 6:58:08 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
I got a rock named "Rocky" the other day. But now he isn't moving!!!
He used to move when flicked him in the butt with my finger, but now he just sits there staring at me.
Is he DEAD?
Should I take him to a geologist?
Should I be upset???
Please help my friends pet rock lived until 73!!! (But then her cat ate it.) :(
Kc1999
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5/3/2014 7:01:38 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/3/2014 6:58:08 AM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
I got a rock named "Rocky" the other day. But now he isn't moving!!!
He used to move when flicked him in the butt with my finger, but now he just sits there staring at me.
Is he DEAD?
Should I take him to a geologist?
Should I be upset???
Please help my friends pet rock lived until 73!!! (But then her cat ate it.) :(

The key with raising a pet rock is that you have to leave it alone. It will not move because it fears that if it does, you would be scared of it. All your pet rock needs is a place to stay! In your house, on your head, we don't care. Pet rocks can live up to 3.8 billion years old, if you take good care of it.

TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF A PET ROCK, DO THE FOLLOWING THINGS:

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Kc1999
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5/3/2014 9:09:28 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/3/2014 7:28:04 AM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
But. but you didn't write anything? :(

He's not dead, bud!

Cheer up!
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asparagus21
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5/3/2014 9:32:53 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
He may just be very shy. I have a pet rock, but he didn't move until a month after I got him, or so I thought. When I talked to my vet about it, she said that most pet rocks are very timid. They can take weeks, or even months to move in front of humans. Don't worry though, I'm sure he's fine.
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5/3/2014 7:51:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/3/2014 9:32:53 AM, asparagus21 wrote:
He may just be very shy. I have a pet rock, but he didn't move until a month after I got him, or so I thought. When I talked to my vet about it, she said that most pet rocks are very timid. They can take weeks, or even months to move in front of humans. Don't worry though, I'm sure he's fine.

Lies!

My pet rock took 12 years to move in front of me. And when it did, I saw a shadowman
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5/11/2014 9:52:39 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/3/2014 9:31:55 AM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
Oh. thank you, my mum was about to flush him down the toilet.

Flushing a pet rock down the drain can be more humane then letting it suffer an awful death. For all you know your mother may have been doing you a favour. My pet rock got sick and died way to young, but giving Garry the flush was the single handily the greatest decision of my life.

RIP GARRY - Least we forget!

~~ Zarlak
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5/11/2014 9:54:53 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Flushing a pet rock down the drain can be more humane then letting it suffer an awful death. For all you know your mother may have been doing you a favour. My pet rock got sick and died way to young, but giving Garry the flush was the single handily the greatest decision of my life.

RIP GARRY - Least we forget!

~~ Zarlak
TN05
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5/11/2014 10:23:50 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/11/2014 9:54:53 PM, Zarlak wrote:
Flushing a pet rock down the drain can be more humane then letting it suffer an awful death. For all you know your mother may have been doing you a favour. My pet rock got sick and died way to young, but giving Garry the flush was the single handily the greatest decision of my life.

RIP GARRY - Least we forget!

~~ Zarlak

You monster! Pet rocks take many years to die when submerged in water, and suffer the whole time. It is far more merciful to use a hammer to put your pet rock down, although I'd recommend bringing your pet rock to see its geologist first to make sure you need to do it.
SPENCERJOYAGE14
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5/11/2014 10:57:17 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I'm sorry sweetie. But your pet rock is now dead. :(

What you need to do is take it to a cosmological mortician. I'm one. It only costs 72 million dollars.
I'm so fancy, you already know.
Zaradi
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5/11/2014 11:53:39 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/11/2014 10:57:17 PM, SPENCERJOYAGE14 wrote:
I'm sorry sweetie. But your pet rock is now dead. :(

What you need to do is take it to a cosmological mortician. I'm one. It only costs 72 million dollars.

But if you refer a friend you can get a 10% discount on any future visits.
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5/12/2014 8:59:07 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Someone is trying to get on TWS...
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5/12/2014 9:23:58 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
A good way to make your pet rock happy, is to throw them at your enemies and heretics. Rocks love to sore through the air and deliver pain to those you despise the most. Gypsies especially.
Always angry, All the time.
BblackkBbirdd
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5/12/2014 12:19:09 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/12/2014 9:23:58 AM, ZMowlcher wrote:
A good way to make your pet rock happy, is to throw them at your enemies and heretics. Rocks love to sore through the air and deliver pain to those you despise the most. Gypsies especially.

There are some gypsies living down the road from me.
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5/12/2014 4:10:41 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/11/2014 11:53:39 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 5/11/2014 10:57:17 PM, SPENCERJOYAGE14 wrote:
I'm sorry sweetie. But your pet rock is now dead. :(

What you need to do is take it to a cosmological mortician. I'm one. It only costs 72 million dollars.

But if you refer a friend you can get a 10% discount on any future visits.

Actually it's 15% off. We're like Geico.
I'm so fancy, you already know.
cybertron1998
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5/14/2014 6:19:49 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/12/2014 8:59:07 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
Someone is trying to get on TWS...

tis a joke thread >.<
Epsilon: There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
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5/14/2014 6:26:15 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/14/2014 6:19:49 PM, cybertron1998 wrote:
At 5/12/2014 8:59:07 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
Someone is trying to get on TWS...

tis a joke thread >.<

Yup. ^.^
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which is what everyone else should also care about.

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5/16/2014 2:48:35 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
So i took your advice and threw a rock at someone and they died. Right now im in jail and the cop said one text message. I thought of textin my dad or mom but then i thought of asking you why won't save me?
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5/20/2014 3:43:44 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/12/2014 4:10:41 PM, SPENCERJOYAGE14 wrote:
At 5/11/2014 11:53:39 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 5/11/2014 10:57:17 PM, SPENCERJOYAGE14 wrote:
I'm sorry sweetie. But your pet rock is now dead. :(

What you need to do is take it to a cosmological mortician. I'm one. It only costs 72 million dollars.

But if you refer a friend you can get a 10% discount on any future visits.

Actually it's 15% off. We're like Geico.

Excepr Geico screwed my rate.
Ashton
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5/20/2014 3:45:43 PM
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At 5/16/2014 2:48:35 PM, CookieMonster9 wrote:
So i took your advice and threw a rock at someone and they died. Right now im in jail and the cop said one text message. I thought of textin my dad or mom but then i thought of asking you why won't save me?

Sorry. The evil dragon guards securing the dungeons are too strong.
Ashton
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5/20/2014 4:14:12 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/20/2014 3:43:00 PM, birdlandmemories wrote:
I have at least 4,000 pet rocks (half in the fish tank). None move. So I have 4,000 dead pet rocks.

Help me 4,000x more.

I can help you with that, I am a rock mortician.
I'm so fancy, you already know.
Skyangel
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5/20/2014 4:48:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/3/2014 6:58:08 AM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
I got a rock named "Rocky" the other day. But now he isn't moving!!!
He used to move when flicked him in the butt with my finger, but now he just sits there staring at me.
Is he DEAD?
Should I take him to a geologist?
Should I be upset???
Please help my friends pet rock lived until 73!!! (But then her cat ate it.) :(

You need to play the games he likes like rolling down hills, skimming over water and diving including sky diving. They are great at playing dead. You are the master of your rock. His actions are in your control. He will only move when you move him. If you put him in your pocket he will move around with you all day and watch what you are doing. Pet rocks are wonderful companions. They never complain about anything. They don't need feeding. They always accept you as you are and keep all your secrets.
Everyone should have one.
There are many rocks in this world just waiting to be adopted.
StarlingSun
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5/22/2014 3:20:18 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Sorry,
but just to break the bad news,
you pet rock, Rocky, was...
Dun Dun Dun
ALWAYS DEAD
He was never alive
sorry...
get another rock and name it rocky if your too hurt
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5/31/2014 4:37:30 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/3/2014 6:58:08 AM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
I got a rock named "Rocky" the other day. But now he isn't moving!!!
He used to move when flicked him in the butt with my finger, but now he just sits there staring at me.
He isn't dead. These are perfect signs that your rock is pregnant.Rocks when the conditions are right(care,moisture,water..etc) attain the ability to reproduce.They reproduce by the familiar process of asexual reproduction i.e., they when the time is right split into two identical pairs. But please don't, after reproduction, put the question of who the parent is to the rocks as this usually hurts their feelings. Anyway congratulations on this new development. Take good care of yo stone buddies :).
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6/13/2014 7:00:00 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/3/2014 6:58:08 AM, BblackkBbirdd wrote:
I got a rock named "Rocky" the other day. But now he isn't moving!!!
He used to move when flicked him in the butt with my finger, but now he just sits there staring at me.
Is he DEAD?
Should I take him to a geologist?
Should I be upset???
Please help my friends pet rock lived until 73!!! (But then her cat ate it.) :(

No Rocky isn't dead. He's just sleeping like a rock Because he IS a rock. That's why he was unresponsive when you flicked him in the butt. That or rocks are heavy and you didn't flick hard enough.
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6/15/2014 7:27:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I have a pet rock except he can move, sprouts legs and arms, a head, and even a tail, it's also green, and the rock itself is very, very active, is my rock Mutated!??!