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yomama12
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6/17/2014 7:18:50 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
A forum where you can kick back and crack your best yo mama jokes.
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yomama12
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6/17/2014 12:30:51 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Yo Mama so fat she's the reason the Earth tilts on it's axis!
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
Sashil
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6/17/2014 11:29:21 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Personally I've never found 'Yo mama' jokes satirical but anyhow I post some that I know

Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.

Yo mama is like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind.
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I wanted to be a Ninja, so I googled "Ninja school" I followed the link to their website, and it said "Page cannot be found"
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Sashil
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6/17/2014 11:34:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
here are a few more :3
Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!

Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.
Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly 1918 Spanish flu virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start.
I'm not a scientist, but this is how pandemics start. ~ meh

I wanted to be a Ninja, so I googled "Ninja school" I followed the link to their website, and it said "Page cannot be found"
WOW, these mo#^&%$rs are good. ~ UnKnown
SamStevens
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8/5/2014 1:46:52 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Yo mamma is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mamma is so fat, when she ordered a water bed, a mattress company put a blanket over a lake.

Yo mamma is so poor ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mamma is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
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Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
CookieMonster9
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8/7/2014 11:31:04 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Yo mama so fat when she jumps off an airplane with a yellow dress everybody starts singing "here comes the sun"

Yo mama so fat when she jumps off an airplane with a blue dress everyone says that the sky is falling.
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Palmo10
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8/8/2014 8:31:55 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Yo mama so stupid she thought your name tag label was a story book

And y r there 8000 characters available for us to use...how long can a yo mama joke get???
SamStevens
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8/8/2014 3:43:26 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Yo mamma is so hairy, you got carpet burn when she gave birth to you.

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she went into a haunted house, she came out with a job application.
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
Bgirlctforlife
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12/10/2014 12:39:48 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Yo mama is so fat that when she died, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Btw... I'm an atheist on an unrelated, but sort of related note.
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carriead20
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12/10/2014 1:11:45 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/10/2014 12:39:48 PM, Bgirlctforlife wrote:
Yo mama is so fat that when she died, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Btw... I'm an atheist on an unrelated, but sort of related note.

Your Mama is SO OLD that when God said let their be light she was there to flip the switch.
To all the people fighting a hard battle out there - life's giving you a pretty hard beating. There's no sugarcoating that, but there's no shadow that's free of light. When life sneers at you and asks, "Ready to go again?" - Raise your hand. Reach out to victory. Don't give in.

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BLAHthedebator
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1/26/2015 7:09:33 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Yo mama so ugly I heard her lipstick scream.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas...
Is...
Youuuuuu
TN05
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1/26/2015 8:02:03 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.
dsjpk5
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1/28/2015 9:30:06 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/26/2015 8:02:03 AM, TN05 wrote:
Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.

HAHA
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RevNge
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1/28/2015 9:42:00 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a scale.

Yo mama so stupid she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need Internet because she's worldwide.

Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Dumbo
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2/1/2015 10:44:09 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Yo Mama so fat her belly button gets home fifteen minutes before she does.

And don't you dare insult my mama.
-The Long-Eared Elephant