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7/27/2014 6:23:55 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly Teddy Bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall. It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
But, she doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Just maybe, this could be the future father of my children. She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly and they continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says,
'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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7/27/2014 6:41:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 6:23:55 PM, bluesteel wrote:
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly Teddy Bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall. It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
But, she doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Just maybe, this could be the future father of my children. She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly and they continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says,
'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'

What in the world, lol.
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7/27/2014 6:46:57 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
WTF LOL.

See? This is why I'm going to build my own humaniod husband.
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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7/27/2014 7:16:12 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 6:46:57 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
WTF LOL.

See? This is why I'm going to build my own humaniod husband.

Don't you mean wife?
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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7/27/2014 7:17:28 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 7:16:12 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 6:46:57 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
WTF LOL.

See? This is why I'm going to build my own humaniod husband.

Don't you mean wife?

-_- I wish. But nah my parents'll kill me.

Well, the humaniod thing is my backup plan if Ennie and I can't get married.
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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7/27/2014 7:18:17 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 7:17:28 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:16:12 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 6:46:57 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
WTF LOL.

See? This is why I'm going to build my own humaniod husband.

Don't you mean wife?

-_- I wish. But nah my parents'll kill me.

Well, the humaniod thing is my backup plan if Ennie and I can't get married.

It can have detachable parts so you can make it into a wife when ur parents aren't around.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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7/27/2014 9:04:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 7:18:17 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:17:28 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:16:12 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 6:46:57 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
WTF LOL.

See? This is why I'm going to build my own humaniod husband.

Don't you mean wife?

-_- I wish. But nah my parents'll kill me.

Well, the humaniod thing is my backup plan if Ennie and I can't get married.

It can have detachable parts so you can make it into a wife when ur parents aren't around.
wtf lol
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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7/27/2014 9:07:50 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 9:04:56 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:18:17 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:17:28 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:16:12 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 6:46:57 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
WTF LOL.

See? This is why I'm going to build my own humaniod husband.

Don't you mean wife?

-_- I wish. But nah my parents'll kill me.

Well, the humaniod thing is my backup plan if Ennie and I can't get married.

It can have detachable parts so you can make it into a wife when ur parents aren't around.
wtf lol

Yeah, like this....

This one is called the Great American Challenge:

http://images.bedroompleasures.co.uk...
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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7/27/2014 9:12:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 9:07:50 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 9:04:56 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:18:17 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:17:28 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:16:12 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 6:46:57 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
WTF LOL.

See? This is why I'm going to build my own humaniod husband.

Don't you mean wife?

-_- I wish. But nah my parents'll kill me.

Well, the humaniod thing is my backup plan if Ennie and I can't get married.

It can have detachable parts so you can make it into a wife when ur parents aren't around.
wtf lol

Yeah, like this....

This one is called the Great American Challenge:

http://images.bedroompleasures.co.uk...

what da fork is that?!
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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7/27/2014 9:13:54 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 9:12:37 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 9:07:50 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 9:04:56 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:18:17 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:17:28 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:16:12 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 6:46:57 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
WTF LOL.

See? This is why I'm going to build my own humaniod husband.

Don't you mean wife?

-_- I wish. But nah my parents'll kill me.

Well, the humaniod thing is my backup plan if Ennie and I can't get married.

It can have detachable parts so you can make it into a wife when ur parents aren't around.
wtf lol

Yeah, like this....

This one is called the Great American Challenge:

http://images.bedroompleasures.co.uk...

what da fork is that?!

the world's largest commercially sold dildo

on your next weird porn finding mission, just google "Great American Challenge." stuff will come up.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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7/27/2014 9:15:22 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 9:13:54 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 9:12:37 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 9:07:50 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 9:04:56 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:18:17 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:17:28 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:16:12 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 6:46:57 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
WTF LOL.

See? This is why I'm going to build my own humaniod husband.

Don't you mean wife?

-_- I wish. But nah my parents'll kill me.

Well, the humaniod thing is my backup plan if Ennie and I can't get married.

It can have detachable parts so you can make it into a wife when ur parents aren't around.
wtf lol

Yeah, like this....

This one is called the Great American Challenge:

http://images.bedroompleasures.co.uk...

what da fork is that?!

the world's largest commercially sold dildo
-_-

on your next weird porn finding mission, just google "Great American Challenge." stuff will come up.
I use tumblars & google for stuff like that thank yer very much. :P
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
bluesteel
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7/27/2014 10:30:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 9:15:22 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:

on your next weird porn finding mission, just google "Great American Challenge." stuff will come up.
I use tumblars & google for stuff like that thank yer very much. :P
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7/27/2014 10:47:27 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 6:23:55 PM, bluesteel wrote:
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly Teddy Bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall. It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
But, she doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Just maybe, this could be the future father of my children. She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly and they continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says,
'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'

HahahaXD

I wonder what she did wrong to only deserve the normal sized bears.
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7/27/2014 11:05:11 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 10:47:27 PM, Adam_Godzilla wrote:
At 7/27/2014 6:23:55 PM, bluesteel wrote:
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly Teddy Bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall. It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
But, she doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Just maybe, this could be the future father of my children. She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly and they continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says,
'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'

HahahaXD

I wonder what she did wrong to only deserve the normal sized bears.

This guy gets it...
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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7/27/2014 11:23:49 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 11:05:11 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 10:47:27 PM, Adam_Godzilla wrote:
At 7/27/2014 6:23:55 PM, bluesteel wrote:
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly Teddy Bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall. It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
But, she doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Just maybe, this could be the future father of my children. She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly and they continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says,
'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'

HahahaXD

I wonder what she did wrong to only deserve the normal sized bears.

This guy gets it...

Of course. Lol, did noone else get it?
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7/27/2014 11:26:04 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 11:23:49 PM, Adam_Godzilla wrote:
At 7/27/2014 11:05:11 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 10:47:27 PM, Adam_Godzilla wrote:
At 7/27/2014 6:23:55 PM, bluesteel wrote:
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly Teddy Bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall. It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
But, she doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Just maybe, this could be the future father of my children. She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly and they continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says,
'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'

HahahaXD

I wonder what she did wrong to only deserve the normal sized bears.

This guy gets it...

Of course. Lol, did noone else get it?

Doesn't look like it
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7/27/2014 11:28:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 9:07:50 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 9:04:56 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:18:17 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:17:28 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:16:12 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 6:46:57 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
WTF LOL.

See? This is why I'm going to build my own humaniod husband.

Don't you mean wife?

-_- I wish. But nah my parents'll kill me.

Well, the humaniod thing is my backup plan if Ennie and I can't get married.

It can have detachable parts so you can make it into a wife when ur parents aren't around.
wtf lol

Yeah, like this....

This one is called the Great American Challenge:

http://images.bedroompleasures.co.uk...

Omfg lol. You can even use it as a weapon if you have to! Jeez, how do you even fit that thing??? I am seriously considering buying it.... For self-defense purposes of course
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7/27/2014 11:29:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/27/2014 11:28:01 PM, Adam_Godzilla wrote:
At 7/27/2014 9:07:50 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 9:04:56 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:18:17 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:17:28 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 7/27/2014 7:16:12 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 7/27/2014 6:46:57 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
WTF LOL.

See? This is why I'm going to build my own humaniod husband.

Don't you mean wife?

-_- I wish. But nah my parents'll kill me.

Well, the humaniod thing is my backup plan if Ennie and I can't get married.

It can have detachable parts so you can make it into a wife when ur parents aren't around.
wtf lol

Yeah, like this....

This one is called the Great American Challenge:

http://images.bedroompleasures.co.uk...

Omfg lol. You can even use it as a weapon if you have to! Jeez, how do you even fit that thing??? I am seriously considering buying it.... For self-defense purposes of course

lol
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)