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8/16/2014 11:19:29 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Since the funny forums are filled with useless spam, I'll post an actual useful funny story onto here. I do not own this story, this story is owned by some guy named TJ (F.O.F) and he wrote it based on the game Backyard Monsters. It's called "Clash of the monsters" It's basically about a guy (owner of the backyard) having the worst worker ever.
From: https://www.kixeye.com...

I will be posting chapters after here. Please do not post between chapters. There are 7 chapters so far in the story. Thank you.
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8/16/2014 11:23:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Remember, I own nothing.
CHAPTER 1
The War between The Evil Ones and The Guardians was nearing the end...

King Of The Guardians: Quick! Send out our Champion to fight! We are losing!

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King Of The Guardians: Wait, who placed that Tombstone in front of the cage? It is bad luck!!!

Worker: My Lord, you wanted it that way. You said it looks cool.

King Of The Guardians: I did? O.o Well change it! And why is that housefly there? Where's my Drull? (monster)

Worker: It is safe and sound here

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King Of The Guardians: Well thaw it! Release it to Battle! NOW!

Worker: Yes My Lord!

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King Of The Guardians: Wait, where's Drull going?

Worker: To the Battle of course.

King Of The Guardians: But the enemies' are at the East and he is heading for the West -.-

Worker: Oh... Right... Hang on.

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King Of The Guardians: Excellent. Let's enjoy the show.

One hour later...

Worker: Drull fled!

King Of The Guardians: To?

Worker: The Jungle.

King Of The Guardians: As the last resort, we have no choice... Send out the Housefly to stall the enemies while we pack up.

Worker: Finally, we can go on a vacation?

King Of The Guardians: No -.- We are running!

Worker: Let's treat it as a vacation!

King Of The Guardians: *Hurls Luggage at Worker* Get the luggage and keep up with me!

Worker: Yes My Lord!

And so, they scurry off into the Jungle as their Townhall gets taken down by The Evil Ones. They had to start again, from the scratch...
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8/16/2014 11:25:45 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Again, I'm just copying this for funniness and entertainment. I don't own anything.
I forgot the chapter 1 name: DESPERATE ESCAPE!!

CHAPTER 2: A NEW BEGINNING

King Of The Guardians: I think we lost them. Worker, Open up the luggage and see what we got.

Worker: Yes My Lord!

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King Of The Guardians: Twigs, Pebbles, Putty, Goo... Um... Something's lacking... Wait, where's our shiny?

Worker: Ooh... I left it back there in the Townhall since it was too heavy. I would have died if I carried it.

King Of The Guardians: -.- Without Shiny, it will take us years to make a comeback!

Worker: It beats never making a comeback My Lord.

King Of The Guardians: *Kicks Worker* Stop talking and get to work!

Worker: Work?

King Of The Guardians: Yes, build some harvesters now!

Worker: Here it is!

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King Of The Guardians: Now, let's build something to defend our base.

Worker: No problem!

15 Minutes later...

Worker: I got our defenses ready My Lord!

King Of The Guardians: *Takes a look, eyeball drops* You call this defenses?

ClashofthemonstersPic7.png (has scattered blocks everywhere)

Worker: Of Course! Those blocks will keep the monsters away.

King Of The Guardians: Sometimes, I really wonder why I hired you as my worker -.-

Worker: Don't talk like that, it hurts my heart :(

King Of The Guardians: Whatever (ZZZ), now go build some decent defense towers.

Worker: *Stares into luggage* I think we do not have enough twigs and pebbles My Lord.

King Of The Guardians: Well then, just make use of what you have. In short, just make sure the tower can shoot something!

Worker: Ok then...

Half an hour later...

Worker: My Lord, I made 2 towers only. Both of which, can at least shoot as you requested.

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King Of The Guardians: *Squints eyes* I have a strange feeling that something's wrong with these towers...

Worker: Oh no My Lord. I followed your advise. Those Snipers can shoot.

King Of The Guardians: Well, let's hope so.

*Rustle in the bushes*

Worker: What's that?

Kozu: Resources or your life??!! Charge!!!

King Of The Guardians: Those Snipers you built should make quick work of them.

*Sniper shoots at the King Of The Guardians who dodged just in time*

King Of The Guardians: What in the world have you built!?

Worker: A tower that can shoot as requested.

King Of The Guardians: Yes, but why at me???

Worker: I told you we do not have enough resources. You told me to make the best of what we have. Also, your request has been completed! A tower that can shoot! *Worker points to the snipers proudly*

King Of The Guardians: Great, I see it now. 2 Missing wires -.-

Worker: Yup, that's why I could not program them well.

King Of The Guardians: *Hides behind a tall tree* Those Snipers looks unstable...

Worker: They do? O.o

*Next instance, KA-BOOM! Snipers explodes*

Worker: *Dashes out of hiding* Yay! Our snipers killed the Kozu Wild Monsters!

King Of The Guardians: Look at the snipers -.-

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Worker: It is ok, I can build them again. They have served their purpose :D

King Of The Guardians: Do you have any idea what a Sniper is suppose to do?

Worker: Yes! Take out its enemies! That's what it just did.

King Of The Guardians: *Speechless* Go gather resources and build a PROPER FUNCTIONAL Sniper!

Worker: Yes My Lord... Are you angry?

King Of The Guardians: Very!

Worker: Well don't be, it won't help us...

King Of The Guardians: Talk less, work more!
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8/16/2014 11:27:21 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Once again, don't thank me, thank that TJ (F.O.F) guy from the Backyard Mon. Forums.
CHAPTER 3: Setting up a good foundation

Worker: I have set up the defenses and tested them. No mistakes this time My Lord.

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King Of The Guardians: Um... Where are the blocks you built last time?

Worker: Oh, you meant those blocks? I threw them away since you said it was stupid.

King Of The Guardians: Why didn't you recycle them?! Those resources are precious!

Worker: Nah, it is too much a hassle. Throwing them is easier.

King Of The Guardians: You are suppose to recycle them -.- Don't forget it the next time!

Worker: Ok My Lord...

King Of The Guardians: Now, go build some hatcheries, they will come in handy.

Worker: On the way!

15 Minutes later...

Worker: Done My Lord!

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King Of The Guardians: Do you know what you just built?

Worker: Of course, a house!

King Of The Guardians: I asked for a hatchery -.-

Worker: Oh, you did... O.o Um... Well... It should be ok since both starts with the letter "H" I guess...

King Of The Guardians: No it is not... The house is useless since we have no hatcheries! We cannot make monsters so who will live there?

Worker: I got a great advise My Lord. Since you find it a waste, why not you live there?

King Of The Guardians: Outrageous! Speaking of that, I need a nice townhall to live in. Go build it!

Worker: I am tired... Go build it yourself *Snores*

King Of The Guardians: Seriously? *Stumbles into the Housing* Seems like I will have to bear with it through tonight...

The Next Day...

Worker: My Lord, rise and shine!

King Of The Guardians: *Staggers up*

Worker: I have completed the hatchery and townhall as you requested. And to make up for my mistakes yesterday, I upgraded our hatchery to level 3!

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King Of The Guardians: Do you know that we are facing a shortage of resource??? That level 3 hatchery drained a hell lot of resources you know!!!

Worker: Chill My Lord. We can always look for more resources.

King Of The Guardians: How much resource are we left with?

Worker: Enough to build another housing for me to live in.

King Of The Guardians: Nothing else?

Worker: Well, I think a housing that can allow me to live in is important. I need good rest to be more efficient at job.

King Of The Guardians: Go hatch some pokeys for now. We will discuss this later.

Worker: Yes My Lord.

Moments later...

King Of The Guardians: Where are my pokeys?

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Worker: Oh, they are partying in the townhall.

King Of The Guardians: They are suppose to be at the housing -.-

Worker: They are? Aren't you the one sleeping at the housing? You did so yesterday...

King Of The Guardians: The townhall was not done yesterday! I am sleeping in the townhall. Now get those pokeys into the housing!

Worker: Sorry... I will do it right away!

King Of The Guardians: Don't forget to pick some mushrooms later!

Worker: Ok My Lord.

1 Hour later...

Worker: My Lord, the pokeys are happily enjoying in their new house. Here, a mushroom for you to eat.

King Of The Guardians: Dude, you are suppose to look for shiny inside the mushroom. -.-

Worker: Oh really? *Squashes Mushroom and makes a mess* Oops, I guess there's nothing in there.

King Of The Guardians: You are fired!!!

Worker: I am?

King Of The Guardians: YES!

Worker: Really?

King Of The Guardians: YES!

Worker: For real?

King Of The Guardians: No. I figured out I only have one worker.

Worker: Now that's My Lord.
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8/16/2014 11:28:55 AM
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Chapter 4-- Learning the Basics

King Of The Guardians: We now need flinger and catapult for offense. Are you able to build them?

Worker: Yes, but I am afraid we do not have enough resources My Lord.

King Of The Guardians: Well... I guess you can search for twigs and pebbles?

Worker: Oh, what if I die?

King Of The Guardians: You won't.

Worker: What IF?

King Of The Guardians. You WON'T. Now keep your mouth zipped and go look for resources.

Worker: My mouth has no zip...

King Of The Guardians: *Speechless* Just... just go and get resources.

Worker: Yes My Lord.

3 Hours later after the search...

Worker: My Lord, I have completed the flinger first. I am working on the catapult. Meanwhile, take a look at the flinger.

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King Of The Guardians: Why is it... Um... So bloody?

Worker: Oh, My Lord... This is the third flinger that I have built...

King Of The Guardians: What do you mean? O.o

Worker: The first flinger failed. I tested it with a pokey but it was flung right onto the ground and splattered. The second one was better. It did not smash into the ground. The flinger was stuck halfway and the pokey jumped down in terror but landed on a booby trap I was building.

King Of The Guardians: So you killed 2 of my pokeys and built a booby trap without me knowing?

Worker: It was an accident... And I wanted the booby trap to be a pleasant surprise...

King Of The Guardians: You think so, take a look at the mess! *Takes a step towards the flinger and BOOM!* ......................................... Is that the surprise?

Worker: I was about to warn you... I planted some booby traps here...

King Of The Guardians: (ZZZ) Imma go clean up. That booby trap nearly killed me! I need a rest. Finish your catapult and tell me when you are done.

Worker: No problem My Lord.

2 Hours later...

Worker: My Lord, the catapult is done!

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King Of The Guardians: Excellent, I see that no sacrifice was used in the building of this.

Worker: Of Course My Lord, I learn from my mistakes.

King Of The Guardians: Now, I want a report on how much resources we are left with.

Worker: That's too easy My Lord. 0 Twigs, 0 Pebbles, 5000 Goo, 1000 Putty.

King Of The Guardians: What happened to our twigs and pebbles???!!!

Worker: I used all of them to test the catapult. Chill My Lord, no life sacrifice was made.

King Of The Guardians: Why??? Why are you my worker??? *Starts crying*

Worker: Don't cry My Lord, it is your luck to meet me. I am unique from the others.

King Of The Guardians: I can see that...

Worker: That's right. What would you like me to do next My Lord?

King Of The Guardians: Go bank the resources from our harvesters. They should be enough for us to build more pokeys. I want 20 pokeys in my housing an hour later!

Worker: You can count on me!

1 Hour later...

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King Of The Guardians: Where are the pokeys going? O.o

Worker: To the flinger!

King Of The Guardians: For once, you did a smart thing. Now load the pokeys onto the flinger.

Worker: Yes, My Lord.

King Of The Guardians: Let me do a headcount first... 1, 2, 3,................. 14. Where are the other 6?

Worker: My Lord, you sure you got it right? You need a calculator?

King Of The Guardians: I counted correctly!

Meanwhile, 6 pokeys dashes towards them from the jungle.

Worker: There they are My Lord. They are ready to...

BOOM!!!

King Of The Guardians: to? O.o

Worker: Um... explode? Gosh, that reminds me, I forgot to disengage the traps I planted earlier on! I guess we can use 14 pokeys...

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King Of The Guardians: We have no choice. We can only make do with 14 pokeys. Fling the loaded pokeys into the Defenseless Kozu Tribe!

Worker: All right, here we go!

The pokeys landed into the Kozu Yard...

King Of The Guardians: Excellent, we shall get our resources soon.

SWISH! SWASH! SLASH!

10 Minutes later...

Worker: The pokeys are back with the loot.

King Of The Guardians: Take it and release them.

Worker: Why release them??? We can use them again!

King Of The Guardians: We need to be kind, release them now.

Worker: Yes My Lord. So um... now what?

King Of The Guardians: Now with all these resources, you should build some silos to keep them.

20 Minutes later...

Worker: The resources are kept safe and sound. I stored them in the housing.

King Of The Guardians: You are suppose to keep them in the silos...

Worker: The silos looks like a 5-star hotel! I prefer using it as a house.

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King Of The Guardians: Seriously, it does not look a wee-bit like a house. Now store the resources inside.

Worker: Fine then... I will have to fight for space with the resources tonight...

King Of The Guardians: *Rolls eyeballs* Suit yourself.
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8/16/2014 11:30:36 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
I remind everyone, I didn't write any of this. This all belongs to TJ (F.O.F)
Chapter 5 --LOCK N LOAD

King Of The Guardians: We will require Octo-ooze to be part of our army. Build the Monster Locker now. *Stares around* Worker???!!

Worker: *Yawns and jumps out of silo* The silo really is a 5-star hotel My Lord.

King Of The Guardians: Cut the crap and build the Monster Locker now.

Worker: Monster.... Locker??? Um... I think I get it. On my way!

King Of The Guardians: Now Imma take a rest. Inform me after completion.

Worker: Ok My Lord, have a nice rest.

Some time later...

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King Of The Guardians: I see that you have completed the monster locker?

Worker: Indeed.

King Of The Guardians: Something looks amiss.

Worker: Nope, nothing's amiss.

King Of The Guardians: Great, now start unlocking Octo-ooze.

Worker: I can't My Lord.

King Of The Guardians: Why not?

Worker: I have no key.

King Of The Guardians: Now I know what's missing! Where's the key?

Worker: I figured out we do not need one.

King Of The Guardians: Why? O.o

Worker: Since we are going to lock the monsters inside, there will be no need for a key since I think we won't have the intention to let them out after locking them.

King Of The Guardians: Lock the Monsters???

Worker: Yep, isn't it Monster Locker?

King Of The Guardians: Yes it is but that building is used to unlock Monsters, not to lock them -.-

Worker: Ah, right... I was wondering under what circumstances will we have to lock the monsters.

15 Minutes later...

Worker: I got the key in this time.

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King Of The Guardians: I want you to start unlocking the Octo-ooze now.

Worker: Getting down to it My Lord.

King Of The Guardians: Meanwhile, build the monster academy.

Worker: Yes My Lord.

5 hours later...

Worker: Academy done, Octo-ooze unlocked My Lord.

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King Of The Guardians: Send the pokeys for some training. Let the Octo-oozes enjoy while they can.

Worker: No problem My Lord.

Meanwhile, silence descended in the jungle after a loud growl.

King Of The Guardians: What's that?

Worker: I don't know My Lord... it sounds scary...

A Drull dashed out and stopped right in front of them.

Drull: My Lord!!!

King Of The Guardians: Drull! I thought you died... *Wipes tears*

Drull: I am severely injured... Any place for me to rest?

Worker: I will build the champion cage right away. You can sleep in the silo for tonight. It is like a 5-star hotel!

King Of The Guardians: Now who call the shots? Drull, you shall bunk in with me tonight in the townhall.

Drull: Thank You My Lord!

The next day...

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Drull: Thank You Worker. I will leave you guys alone. It will take at least a few days for me to recuperate. *Walks into Champion Cage*

Worker: You are welcome.

King Of The Guardians: The pokeys done with training?

Worker: Yes My Lord.

King Of The Guardians: Well build some pokeys now.

Worker: Ok My Lord.

Moments later...

Worker: The pokeys are done.

King Of The Guardians: Bring me to them.

Worker: Here they are My Lord.

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King Of The Guardians: Um... Why are they kept with Drull?

Worker: I wanted them to play with Drull. Drull looks bored.

King Of The Guardians: Well load them up.

Worker: Who are we attacking with these trained pokeys?

King Of The Guardians: We will be attacking a weak outpost of The Evil One.

Worker: Oh yes!

King Of The Guardians: Are you sure you loaded the pokeys correctly?

Worker: Yes My Lord.

King Of The Guardians: It looks sorta different but it is commendable that this time, we have 20 pokeys.

Worker: Told you I learn from my mistakes.

King Of The Guardians: Fling in the pokeys!

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King Of The Guardians: Um.... ok... what happened to the pokeys?

Worker: They landed on a sniper... Weird...

King Of The Guardians: (ZZZ) Dude, you flung them in using a catapult???

Worker: Oh... I did? Sorry, my fault.

King Of The Guardians: Gather some goo and build them again. Make no mistake this time!

Worker: Understood My Lord!
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8/16/2014 11:33:07 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Chapter 6--PLAN BEFOREHAND

King Of The Guardians: We need a good yard to defend against our enemies.

Worker: Yes.

King Of The Guardians: To make job easier, build the yard planner. It is easier to plan your yard from there.

Worker: Down to work My Lord.

12 Hours later...

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King Of The Guardians: Excellent work, now start planning.

Worker: Ok.... um... I will try.

King Of The Guardians: Imma go load up the pokeys on the flinger. Join me fast.

Worker: Yes My Lord.

Moments later...

Worker: I am nearly done My Lord.

King Of The Guardians: That's very fast!

Worker: Of course, I am becoming more efficient! Take a look at my design...

ClashofthemonstersPic22-2.png (The resources are spread out away from the defenses)

King Of The Guardians: Farm Yard! Stop right at this design. Don't even think about putting the townhall there. This is farm!

Worker: Oh, you want me to build you a farm yard? You should have said so earlier! I used up so much brain cells to think of this great design!

King Of The Guardians: Dude, this is a farm yard...

Worker: Oh, really? Then you should be happy!

King Of The Guardians: *Kicks Worker* Go read up some guides!

Worker: *Looks through guides* My Lord, I think this guide is excellent - http://forums.kixeye.com...

King Of The Guardians: That's nowhere near a good guide!!!

Worker: But it is epic!

King Of The Guardians: (ZZZ) Look for the others while I load up my pokeys.

Worker: Wait, something's wrong with the flinger. Get the pokeys down. Let me take a look *Gets into flinger and stretches for a string below*

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King Of The Guardians: Fix it quick!

Worker: Rushing it......... Fixed!

Pokey: Boring... *Pulls a string from the flinger*

Worker: Ahhh!!!!

King Of The Guardians: Worker........ker.....ker.....!!!! *Echoes*

Pokey: Oops... My bad....

King Of The Guardians: Get into the flinger now and go save the worker!

Pokey: Charge my comrades!

Moments later...

Worker: My Lord!!! So glad to see you again!

King Of The Guardians: Same here!

Worker: I was afraid I will die and never be able to see you again...

King Of The Guardians: Me too, I am afraid that once you die, no one will work for me :'(

Worker: ... O.o

King Of The Guardians: Enough crapping around. So is the outpost captured?

Worker: No... But at least I am safe...

King Of The Guardians: Yeah, so now, go build the cannon tower. Lets focus on our defenses first.

Worker: I am injured...

King Of The Guardians: Try your best.

Worker: O.o Ok...

Moments later

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King Of The Guardians: Excellent. Are you sure it will not misfire like the snipers?

Worker: Of course it won't misfire.

King Of The Guardians: Let it fire a few shots then.

Worker: At where?

King Of The Guardians: The North.

Worker: Ok My Lord.

*SPLASH*

King Of The Guardians: What in the world are you doing??!! You just wrecked one of our snipers!

Worker: You said North...

King Of The Guardians: You fired towards West...

Worker: I see... I did?

King Of The Guardians: Yes -.-

Worker: Be positive My Lord. It did not misfire this time. It is human error. An improvement from last time.

King Of The Guardians: (ZZZ) Repair the snipers. The cannon tower is functioning well. And... have you read up on the guides?

Worker: I will do so before I turn in for the night.

King Of The Guardians: Make sure you design a good base!

Worker: I promise to do my best!
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