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mishapqueen
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9/18/2014 5:36:55 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
BRAIN-EATING ZOMBIES INVADE WASHINGTON AND STARVE TO DEATH!!!!

PROOF: http://www.abovetopsecret.com...
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mishapqueen
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9/21/2014 7:30:11 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/20/2014 10:52:40 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
Seems legit.

That's what I thought!
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SamStevens
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10/3/2014 6:27:20 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Are you serious?
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
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10/3/2014 8:08:55 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/3/2014 6:27:20 PM, SamStevens wrote:
Are you serious?

Umm... This is the funny forum.
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

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SamStevens
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10/3/2014 8:14:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/3/2014 8:08:55 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/3/2014 6:27:20 PM, SamStevens wrote:
Are you serious?

Umm... This is the funny forum.

And?
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
Atheist-Independent
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10/3/2014 8:35:27 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/3/2014 8:14:36 PM, SamStevens wrote:
At 10/3/2014 8:08:55 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/3/2014 6:27:20 PM, SamStevens wrote:
Are you serious?

Umm... This is the funny forum.

And?

It's supposed to be funny...?
mishapqueen
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10/3/2014 9:21:14 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/3/2014 8:14:36 PM, SamStevens wrote:
At 10/3/2014 8:08:55 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/3/2014 6:27:20 PM, SamStevens wrote:
Are you serious?

Umm... This is the funny forum.

And?

It's a joke. That's why I put it here.
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

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mishapqueen
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10/3/2014 9:21:32 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/3/2014 8:35:27 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 10/3/2014 8:14:36 PM, SamStevens wrote:
At 10/3/2014 8:08:55 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/3/2014 6:27:20 PM, SamStevens wrote:
Are you serious?

Umm... This is the funny forum.

And?

It's supposed to be funny...?

Yeah...
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

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SamStevens
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10/3/2014 9:29:13 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/3/2014 8:08:55 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/3/2014 6:27:20 PM, SamStevens wrote:
Are you serious?

Umm... This is the funny forum.

You never answered my question.

Are you serious?

I know it is in the funny forum and it is intended to be funny.
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
mishapqueen
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10/4/2014 12:53:39 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/3/2014 9:29:13 PM, SamStevens wrote:
At 10/3/2014 8:08:55 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 10/3/2014 6:27:20 PM, SamStevens wrote:
Are you serious?

Umm... This is the funny forum.

You never answered my question.

Are you serious?
I'm not serious, I'm sharing a joke. :D

I know it is in the funny forum and it is intended to be funny.
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

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JasperFrancisShickadance
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10/9/2014 7:27:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Ohio replaces lethal injection with a head-ripping machine!!!!!! After the botched lethal injection of Clayton Lockett in Oklahoma in April, a fake news clip went viral on youtube claiming that the state of Ohio was going to replace lethal injection with a head-ripping machine. Decapitated head lovers worldwide were disappointed to hear that the story was originally posted on fake news site The Onion.
PROOF: http://guardianlv.com...
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10/9/2014 7:30:00 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Sorry for the gory ugliness!! Here's a better one:

U.S. House of Representatives Bill H.R. 2847 will destroy the U.S. economy beginning on July 1st. H.R. 2847, the Hiring Incentives to Restore Employment Act, was passed in March 2010, but that does not stop financial scam artists from trying to convince the Internet that a four year old bill will be disastrous on exactly July 1st of 2014. Internet readers can avoid the worst of the impending apocalypse by forking over $149 to receive a fool-proof, and hopefully bomb-proof, monthly newsletter that will save them from the inevitable zombie uprising.
http://www.freerepublic.com...
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