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When is ok to fart?

shrimp4meXD
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11/4/2014 3:31:09 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
well I fart a lot just saying and when I was in the 5th grade we were taking the sate test and...then I had a sensation in my stomache and I just you know... "let It go" and it was a loud smelly fart and no one knew who it was ( thank god) and I was embarrassed at first but then I realized farts are funny so yeah when is ok or not ok to fart?
Lee001
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10/12/2015 12:16:50 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
never in front of a girl.
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Lee001
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10/12/2015 12:17:23 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
your mom, being an exception.
"Condoms are societal constructs created by the government to restrain 'Murican freedom!"-SolonKR

"But I jest and digress (sick rhymes, yo); every boob is equal in the eyes of the Lord."- SolonKR

"Oh Hey, Seeing Artichokes Makes Me Want to Have Sex."- SolonKR

"Yep, but anyone who touches my hair immediately ascends to the heavens..You're already an angel, so touching my hair can do nothing <3" -SolonKR

My hubby Hayd <3 <3
ironslippers
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10/17/2015 2:16:49 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Just before you poop
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Ore_Ele
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10/17/2015 4:21:40 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 10/12/2015 12:16:50 AM, Lee001 wrote:
never in front of a girl.

Doesn't that mean a girl is never allowed to fart?
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Ore_Ele
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10/17/2015 4:24:50 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
If you take the date (day, month, and year) and multiply them, as well as the time (hour in military time, minute, second) and add those two numbers together. if that number is not a prime number, DON'T FART!!!!

For example.

10/17/15 = 10*17*15 = 2550

2:14:29 pm = 14:14:29 = 14*14*29 = 5684

5684*2550 = 8234

This is not a prime number so you better not fart at that moment!
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Benshapiro
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10/20/2015 4:28:21 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
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