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dhardage
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11/21/2014 10:16:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
What is the best joke you heard or told that was totally inappropriate but still too funny no to laugh at?

One example (told just after the Challenger shuttle explosion): What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Atheist-Independent
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11/22/2014 12:55:02 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/21/2014 10:16:43 AM, dhardage wrote:
What is the best joke you heard or told that was totally inappropriate but still too funny no to laugh at?

One example (told just after the Challenger shuttle explosion): What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Shock and horror.
Atheist-Independent
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11/22/2014 12:55:38 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/22/2014 12:55:02 AM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
At 11/21/2014 10:16:43 AM, dhardage wrote:
What is the best joke you heard or told that was totally inappropriate but still too funny no to laugh at?

One example (told just after the Challenger shuttle explosion): What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Shock and horror.

That's awful!
peaceseeker
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11/22/2014 1:39:02 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
A 90 year old man went to the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra and told the pharmacist to quarter his pills who told him "this will not work for you". The old man said, "I don't want them for sex, I just want to get it high enough to keep fro peeing on my shoes.
FaustianJustice
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11/22/2014 4:33:29 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Older (by which I mean senior) lady walks into a grocer. She gets some cat food off the shelf, and heads to check out. The cashier says "Sorry, miss, but I am gonna need proof of you having a cat." The senior looks a bit flabbergasted. "How come?" she asks. Pretty obvious question. "Well, some seniors get a bit senile, and accidentally buy it, or some seniors just don't have enough money... and eat it."

"Fine..." she angrily agrees, and returns after a short walk home with her cat.

The store of course then sells her the cat food.

She has to return the next day, this time, for dog food. Honest mistake, people forget stuff, right? Cashier says the same thing, need to prove she had a dog. "Fine. Dog needed a walk anyway..." she of course heads home, is back a bit later with her dog, on a leash.

The store of course then sells her the dog food.

Bout a week later, she returns, puts a few rolls of toilet paper on the check out, along with a curious brown paper bag. The cashier blinks a few times, not sure how to scan it, points and asks... "Um, miss, what is that?"

"Proof I need the toilet paper."
Here we have an advocate for Islamic arranged marriages demonstrating that children can consent to sex.
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Thanksfornotraping
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11/23/2014 8:26:19 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/21/2014 10:16:43 AM, dhardage wrote:
What is the best joke you heard or told that was totally inappropriate but still too funny no to laugh at?

One example (told just after the Challenger shuttle explosion): What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

How did people know what shampoo Christa McAuuliffe (the teacher who died in the Challenger explosion) used?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the beach...
inaudita
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11/24/2014 6:49:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in your oven.
miraculous
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11/24/2014 11:18:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/24/2014 6:49:37 PM, inaudita wrote:
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in your oven.
Woah there buddy. Slow down; that's a bit grotesque don't you think ? lol
If I went back in time and murdered my grandmother, therefor preventing my existence, then who killed my grandmother?
inaudita
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11/25/2014 9:29:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/25/2014 3:00:53 PM, dbushwacker wrote:
What does a Nazi ask for Xmas.

A GI-Jew and a no bake oven. :)

What's veiny, 6 inches long and makes your wife cry when you put it in her mouth?

Her stillborn