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1/21/2015 11:50:12 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
I've seen and heard of a few warning labels that were singularly entertaining. Here's a couple:

On a stroller: Do not fold when child is in stroller.
On low doorways: Watch your head. (Exactly how do I do that? That's like asking me to bite my teeth!)
On a curling iron: Warning, do not use while sleeping.
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2/2/2015 8:42:22 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Washing machine: Do Not Put Any Person In This Washer
Chainsaw: Do Not Hold Wrong End Of Chainsaw
Vending Machine: Do Not Tip Or Rock Coukd Cause Serious Injury
Microwave: Do Not Use For Drying Pets
Cables: Touching Wires Causes Instant Death...*$200 fine*
Thermometer: Do Not Use Orally After Using Rectally
Keyboard: Use Could Cause Serious Injury
Sign: This Sign Has Sharp Edges
Baby Manual: Do Not Put Baby In The Dryer
Chainsaw: Do Not Use Genitals To Stop Chainsaw Blade
Viagra: Viagra Is Not For Newborns
Screwdriver: Not To Be Inserted Into Penis
Marbles: Do Not Inhale
Dog Tablets: May Cause Drowsiness Alchol Can Make This Worse
Pipe: Warning This Is Not A Pipe
Easy Cheese: For Best Results Remove Cap
Building: Children Left Unattended Will Be Sold To The Circus
Drill: Do Not Clean Ears With Drill
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