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1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!
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1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.
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1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.

THE END
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1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............
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3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...
roun12
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3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.
"No, I disagree. 'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it MURDER, not Muckduck." - Dwight

"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure." - George Carlin
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3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.
yomama12
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3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
Rami
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3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.
roun12
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3/17/2016 4:26:26 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.

We discussed the evidence we had gathered and determined our two main suspects. Baron von Stroheim and Slippery Sally Mcgee.
"No, I disagree. 'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it MURDER, not Muckduck." - Dwight

"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure." - George Carlin
Rami
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3/17/2016 4:52:44 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 4:26:26 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.

We discussed the evidence we had gathered and determined our two main suspects. Baron von Stroheim and Slippery Sally Mcgee.

I had no doubt that both were guilty of other crimes. But now, I needed to bring on of them to justice. I searched up where Baron von Stroheim lived.
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3/17/2016 10:05:55 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 4:52:44 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:26:26 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.

We discussed the evidence we had gathered and determined our two main suspects. Baron von Stroheim and Slippery Sally Mcgee.

I had no doubt that both were guilty of other crimes. But now, I needed to bring on of them to justice. I searched up where Baron von Stroheim lived.

I died a little inside when I found out where he lives, you know.
He happened to be in the one place I could never go...
Rami
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3/18/2016 1:01:07 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 10:05:55 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:52:44 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:26:26 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.

We discussed the evidence we had gathered and determined our two main suspects. Baron von Stroheim and Slippery Sally Mcgee.

I had no doubt that both were guilty of other crimes. But now, I needed to bring on of them to justice. I searched up where Baron von Stroheim lived.

I died a little inside when I found out where he lives, you know.
He happened to be in the one place I could never go...

Slippery Sally Mcgee was the owner of a "gentlemen's club", living upstairs from his entrainment space. Not the place I'd choose to go, but better then the memory of what had happened there. Oh well, no use thinking about it. Airmax could do that.
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3/18/2016 2:15:27 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/18/2016 1:01:07 AM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 10:05:55 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:52:44 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:26:26 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.

We discussed the evidence we had gathered and determined our two main suspects. Baron von Stroheim and Slippery Sally Mcgee.

I had no doubt that both were guilty of other crimes. But now, I needed to bring on of them to justice. I searched up where Baron von Stroheim lived.

I died a little inside when I found out where he lives, you know.
He happened to be in the one place I could never go...

Slippery Sally Mcgee was the owner of a "gentlemen's club", living upstairs from his entrainment space. Not the place I'd choose to go, but better then the memory of what had happened there. Oh well, no use thinking about it. Airmax could do that.

When I knocked on the door, a woman opened the door, the smell of her perfume engulfing me. Ocean Mist. She greeted us as Slippery Sally's fiancee, Hipster Harriet. She wore black framed glasses and spoke with a British accent. As we interviewed her about her fiancee, she constantly chain smoked, having a box of cigarettes inj her pocket at all times.
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
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3/18/2016 2:58:34 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/18/2016 2:15:27 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 1:01:07 AM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 10:05:55 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:52:44 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:26:26 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.

We discussed the evidence we had gathered and determined our two main suspects. Baron von Stroheim and Slippery Sally Mcgee.

I had no doubt that both were guilty of other crimes. But now, I needed to bring on of them to justice. I searched up where Baron von Stroheim lived.

I died a little inside when I found out where he lives, you know.
He happened to be in the one place I could never go...

Slippery Sally Mcgee was the owner of a "gentlemen's club", living upstairs from his entrainment space. Not the place I'd choose to go, but better then the memory of what had happened there. Oh well, no use thinking about it. Airmax could do that.

When I knocked on the door, a woman opened the door, the smell of her perfume engulfing me. Ocean Mist. She greeted us as Slippery Sally's fiancee, Hipster Harriet. She wore black framed glasses and spoke with a British accent. As we interviewed her about her fiancee, she constantly chain smoked, having a box of cigarettes inj her pocket at all times.

It was all the usual stuff, I have no idea what your talking about, never heard of him, never been there. At least I managed to avoid the traditional "I'm calling the police". She was playing this game so well, that she almost made made me forget who I was really after. However, I am still in the detective business for a reason. In one of her dull "I'm innocent" monologue, I decided to cut out the chase.

"Where is your husband, Frau Harriet?" I asked sharply, letting her know I meant business.
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3/18/2016 3:21:54 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/18/2016 2:58:34 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/18/2016 2:15:27 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 1:01:07 AM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 10:05:55 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:52:44 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:26:26 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.

We discussed the evidence we had gathered and determined our two main suspects. Baron von Stroheim and Slippery Sally Mcgee.

I had no doubt that both were guilty of other crimes. But now, I needed to bring on of them to justice. I searched up where Baron von Stroheim lived.

I died a little inside when I found out where he lives, you know.
He happened to be in the one place I could never go...

Slippery Sally Mcgee was the owner of a "gentlemen's club", living upstairs from his entrainment space. Not the place I'd choose to go, but better then the memory of what had happened there. Oh well, no use thinking about it. Airmax could do that.

When I knocked on the door, a woman opened the door, the smell of her perfume engulfing me. Ocean Mist. She greeted us as Slippery Sally's fiancee, Hipster Harriet. She wore black framed glasses and spoke with a British accent. As we interviewed her about her fiancee, she constantly chain smoked, having a box of cigarettes inj her pocket at all times.

It was all the usual stuff, I have no idea what your talking about, never heard of him, never been there. At least I managed to avoid the traditional "I'm calling the police". She was playing this game so well, that she almost made made me forget who I was really after. However, I am still in the detective business for a reason. In one of her dull "I'm innocent" monologue, I decided to cut out the chase.

"Where is your husband, Frau Harriet?" I asked sharply, letting her know I meant business.

"Who is that Harry?" a call bellowed from the building behind her. I nudged her aside and barreled through the door, hand ready on my holster, to find the man himself, sipping on Bordeaux on the couch.
"Slippery Sally McGee, we need to ask you a few questions about what you were doing last night at 9 PM." I said calmly. His eyes squinted, as if he was wondering if it was a joke. He told the classic "I was at home" line. Hipster Harriet came in and sat in the love seat next to the couch, listening to the whole interrogation with little interest. I was deep in thought as Airmax took over the interrogation. Did she have something to do with this? I pondered that thought just as the interrogation ended.
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
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3/18/2016 5:32:48 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/18/2016 3:21:54 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 2:58:34 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/18/2016 2:15:27 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 1:01:07 AM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 10:05:55 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:52:44 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:26:26 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.

We discussed the evidence we had gathered and determined our two main suspects. Baron von Stroheim and Slippery Sally Mcgee.

I had no doubt that both were guilty of other crimes. But now, I needed to bring on of them to justice. I searched up where Baron von Stroheim lived.

I died a little inside when I found out where he lives, you know.
He happened to be in the one place I could never go...

Slippery Sally Mcgee was the owner of a "gentlemen's club", living upstairs from his entrainment space. Not the place I'd choose to go, but better then the memory of what had happened there. Oh well, no use thinking about it. Airmax could do that.

When I knocked on the door, a woman opened the door, the smell of her perfume engulfing me. Ocean Mist. She greeted us as Slippery Sally's fiancee, Hipster Harriet. She wore black framed glasses and spoke with a British accent. As we interviewed her about her fiancee, she constantly chain smoked, having a box of cigarettes inj her pocket at all times.

It was all the usual stuff, I have no idea what your talking about, never heard of him, never been there. At least I managed to avoid the traditional "I'm calling the police". She was playing this game so well, that she almost made made me forget who I was really after. However, I am still in the detective business for a reason. In one of her dull "I'm innocent" monologue, I decided to cut out the chase.

"Where is your husband, Frau Harriet?" I asked sharply, letting her know I meant business.

"Who is that Harry?" a call bellowed from the building behind her. I nudged her aside and barreled through the door, hand ready on my holster, to find the man himself, sipping on Bordeaux on the couch.
"Slippery Sally McGee, we need to ask you a few questions about what you were doing last night at 9 PM." I said calmly. His eyes squinted, as if he was wondering if it was a joke. He told the classic "I was at home" line. Hipster Harriet came in and sat in the love seat next to the couch, listening to the whole interrogation with little interest. I was deep in thought as Airmax took over the interrogation. Did she have something to do with this? I pondered that thought just as the interrogation ended.

"That Sally is one tough nut to crack." I told to Airmax.
"No, I disagree. 'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it MURDER, not Muckduck." - Dwight

"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure." - George Carlin
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3/18/2016 7:41:09 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/18/2016 5:32:48 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 3:21:54 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 2:58:34 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/18/2016 2:15:27 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 1:01:07 AM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 10:05:55 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:52:44 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:26:26 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.

We discussed the evidence we had gathered and determined our two main suspects. Baron von Stroheim and Slippery Sally Mcgee.

I had no doubt that both were guilty of other crimes. But now, I needed to bring on of them to justice. I searched up where Baron von Stroheim lived.

I died a little inside when I found out where he lives, you know.
He happened to be in the one place I could never go...

Slippery Sally Mcgee was the owner of a "gentlemen's club", living upstairs from his entrainment space. Not the place I'd choose to go, but better then the memory of what had happened there. Oh well, no use thinking about it. Airmax could do that.

When I knocked on the door, a woman opened the door, the smell of her perfume engulfing me. Ocean Mist. She greeted us as Slippery Sally's fiancee, Hipster Harriet. She wore black framed glasses and spoke with a British accent. As we interviewed her about her fiancee, she constantly chain smoked, having a box of cigarettes inj her pocket at all times.

It was all the usual stuff, I have no idea what your talking about, never heard of him, never been there. At least I managed to avoid the traditional "I'm calling the police". She was playing this game so well, that she almost made made me forget who I was really after. However, I am still in the detective business for a reason. In one of her dull "I'm innocent" monologue, I decided to cut out the chase.

"Where is your husband, Frau Harriet?" I asked sharply, letting her know I meant business.

"Who is that Harry?" a call bellowed from the building behind her. I nudged her aside and barreled through the door, hand ready on my holster, to find the man himself, sipping on Bordeaux on the couch.
"Slippery Sally McGee, we need to ask you a few questions about what you were doing last night at 9 PM." I said calmly. His eyes squinted, as if he was wondering if it was a joke. He told the classic "I was at home" line. Hipster Harriet came in and sat in the love seat next to the couch, listening to the whole interrogation with little interest. I was deep in thought as Airmax took over the interrogation. Did she have something to do with this? I pondered that thought just as the interrogation ended.

"That Sally is one tough nut to crack." I told to Airmax.
He then said the one thing I'd been praying that he wouldn't say, hoping God would strike me dead before I'd hear his request.
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3/18/2016 7:52:16 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/18/2016 7:41:09 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/18/2016 5:32:48 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 3:21:54 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 2:58:34 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/18/2016 2:15:27 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 1:01:07 AM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 10:05:55 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:52:44 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:26:26 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.

We discussed the evidence we had gathered and determined our two main suspects. Baron von Stroheim and Slippery Sally Mcgee.

I had no doubt that both were guilty of other crimes. But now, I needed to bring on of them to justice. I searched up where Baron von Stroheim lived.

I died a little inside when I found out where he lives, you know.
He happened to be in the one place I could never go...

Slippery Sally Mcgee was the owner of a "gentlemen's club", living upstairs from his entrainment space. Not the place I'd choose to go, but better then the memory of what had happened there. Oh well, no use thinking about it. Airmax could do that.

When I knocked on the door, a woman opened the door, the smell of her perfume engulfing me. Ocean Mist. She greeted us as Slippery Sally's fiancee, Hipster Harriet. She wore black framed glasses and spoke with a British accent. As we interviewed her about her fiancee, she constantly chain smoked, having a box of cigarettes inj her pocket at all times.

It was all the usual stuff, I have no idea what your talking about, never heard of him, never been there. At least I managed to avoid the traditional "I'm calling the police". She was playing this game so well, that she almost made made me forget who I was really after. However, I am still in the detective business for a reason. In one of her dull "I'm innocent" monologue, I decided to cut out the chase.

"Where is your husband, Frau Harriet?" I asked sharply, letting her know I meant business.

"Who is that Harry?" a call bellowed from the building behind her. I nudged her aside and barreled through the door, hand ready on my holster, to find the man himself, sipping on Bordeaux on the couch.
"Slippery Sally McGee, we need to ask you a few questions about what you were doing last night at 9 PM." I said calmly. His eyes squinted, as if he was wondering if it was a joke. He told the classic "I was at home" line. Hipster Harriet came in and sat in the love seat next to the couch, listening to the whole interrogation with little interest. I was deep in thought as Airmax took over the interrogation. Did she have something to do with this? I pondered that thought just as the interrogation ended.

"That Sally is one tough nut to crack." I told to Airmax.
He then said the one thing I'd been praying that he wouldn't say, hoping God would strike me dead before I'd hear his request.

Why do they call you "slippery" Sally Mcgee?
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3/18/2016 7:57:30 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/18/2016 7:52:16 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 3/18/2016 7:41:09 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/18/2016 5:32:48 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 3:21:54 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 2:58:34 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/18/2016 2:15:27 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 1:01:07 AM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 10:05:55 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:52:44 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:26:26 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.

We discussed the evidence we had gathered and determined our two main suspects. Baron von Stroheim and Slippery Sally Mcgee.

I had no doubt that both were guilty of other crimes. But now, I needed to bring on of them to justice. I searched up where Baron von Stroheim lived.

I died a little inside when I found out where he lives, you know.
He happened to be in the one place I could never go...

Slippery Sally Mcgee was the owner of a "gentlemen's club", living upstairs from his entrainment space. Not the place I'd choose to go, but better then the memory of what had happened there. Oh well, no use thinking about it. Airmax could do that.

When I knocked on the door, a woman opened the door, the smell of her perfume engulfing me. Ocean Mist. She greeted us as Slippery Sally's fiancee, Hipster Harriet. She wore black framed glasses and spoke with a British accent. As we interviewed her about her fiancee, she constantly chain smoked, having a box of cigarettes inj her pocket at all times.

It was all the usual stuff, I have no idea what your talking about, never heard of him, never been there. At least I managed to avoid the traditional "I'm calling the police". She was playing this game so well, that she almost made made me forget who I was really after. However, I am still in the detective business for a reason. In one of her dull "I'm innocent" monologue, I decided to cut out the chase.

"Where is your husband, Frau Harriet?" I asked sharply, letting her know I meant business.

"Who is that Harry?" a call bellowed from the building behind her. I nudged her aside and barreled through the door, hand ready on my holster, to find the man himself, sipping on Bordeaux on the couch.
"Slippery Sally McGee, we need to ask you a few questions about what you were doing last night at 9 PM." I said calmly. His eyes squinted, as if he was wondering if it was a joke. He told the classic "I was at home" line. Hipster Harriet came in and sat in the love seat next to the couch, listening to the whole interrogation with little interest. I was deep in thought as Airmax took over the interrogation. Did she have something to do with this? I pondered that thought just as the interrogation ended.

"That Sally is one tough nut to crack." I told to Airmax.
He then said the one thing I'd been praying that he wouldn't say, hoping God would strike me dead before I'd hear his request.

Why do they call you "slippery" Sally Mcgee?

As Sally started on droning on a meaningless story, I breathed a sigh of relief. I told Airmax I'd head out, looking for some clues.
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3/21/2016 1:48:29 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/18/2016 7:57:30 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/18/2016 7:52:16 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 3/18/2016 7:41:09 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/18/2016 5:32:48 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 3:21:54 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 2:58:34 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/18/2016 2:15:27 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 1:01:07 AM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 10:05:55 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:52:44 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:26:26 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.

We discussed the evidence we had gathered and determined our two main suspects. Baron von Stroheim and Slippery Sally Mcgee.

I had no doubt that both were guilty of other crimes. But now, I needed to bring on of them to justice. I searched up where Baron von Stroheim lived.

I died a little inside when I found out where he lives, you know.
He happened to be in the one place I could never go...

Slippery Sally Mcgee was the owner of a "gentlemen's club", living upstairs from his entrainment space. Not the place I'd choose to go, but better then the memory of what had happened there. Oh well, no use thinking about it. Airmax could do that.

When I knocked on the door, a woman opened the door, the smell of her perfume engulfing me. Ocean Mist. She greeted us as Slippery Sally's fiancee, Hipster Harriet. She wore black framed glasses and spoke with a British accent. As we interviewed her about her fiancee, she constantly chain smoked, having a box of cigarettes inj her pocket at all times.

It was all the usual stuff, I have no idea what your talking about, never heard of him, never been there. At least I managed to avoid the traditional "I'm calling the police". She was playing this game so well, that she almost made made me forget who I was really after. However, I am still in the detective business for a reason. In one of her dull "I'm innocent" monologue, I decided to cut out the chase.

"Where is your husband, Frau Harriet?" I asked sharply, letting her know I meant business.

"Who is that Harry?" a call bellowed from the building behind her. I nudged her aside and barreled through the door, hand ready on my holster, to find the man himself, sipping on Bordeaux on the couch.
"Slippery Sally McGee, we need to ask you a few questions about what you were doing last night at 9 PM." I said calmly. His eyes squinted, as if he was wondering if it was a joke. He told the classic "I was at home" line. Hipster Harriet came in and sat in the love seat next to the couch, listening to the whole interrogation with little interest. I was deep in thought as Airmax took over the interrogation. Did she have something to do with this? I pondered that thought just as the interrogation ended.

"That Sally is one tough nut to crack." I told to Airmax.
He then said the one thing I'd been praying that he wouldn't say, hoping God would strike me dead before I'd hear his request.

Why do they call you "slippery" Sally Mcgee?

As Sally started on droning on a meaningless story, I breathed a sigh of relief. I told Airmax I'd head out, looking for some clues.

I was shuffling through the papers on Sally's desk, hoping for a lead when I tripped on a metal bar. As it turns out, it was a handle that opened up a secret compartment. When I opened it, I pulled out a small box. When I opened it, I smiled to myself. This was the lead I was hoping for.
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
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3/21/2016 1:56:59 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/21/2016 1:48:29 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 7:57:30 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/18/2016 7:52:16 PM, Deb-8-A-Bull wrote:
At 3/18/2016 7:41:09 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/18/2016 5:32:48 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 3:21:54 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 2:58:34 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/18/2016 2:15:27 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/18/2016 1:01:07 AM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 10:05:55 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:52:44 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 4:26:26 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:10:01 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:59:39 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 1:32:28 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/17/2016 12:49:44 PM, roun12 wrote:
At 3/17/2016 9:58:54 AM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 1/30/2015 8:03:19 PM, Skyangel wrote:
At 1/28/2015 9:29:01 PM, dsjpk5 wrote:
At 1/27/2015 8:38:16 AM, LeastCommonDenominator wrote:
At 1/26/2015 6:05:02 PM, ashkan wrote:
At 1/23/2015 11:21:59 PM, hannah_is_insane wrote:
I carved a smile into her face with my razor, as she screamed...

Carllllllllllll that hurts people!

And then i woke up, to the dismay of the readers. Who is Carl? Who was that girl? It was time for Detective Van Horton Hears A Who to get on the case.



THE END

THE END was written on the end of the case. Do NOT OPEN was written on the top.

Curiosity got the better of me so I ...............

Decided to gently set the case down atop my desk, following the instruction diligently.

I then decided to go outside and...

Smell the freshly planted roses while questioning suspects about my missing father.

The flowers reminded me of my childhood, those short, sweet, years, when I could fear nothing. Now my back hurts from always being ready.

But they also reminded me of my missing brother, Eddy van Cat in the Hat.

A call awoke me from my thoughts. As I turned around, I was greeted by my partner, who's name was

Airmax. He helped me in perhaps my time times of endless greed, clearing the dark clouds of sorrow from my mind. I owe my sanity to him.

We discussed the evidence we had gathered and determined our two main suspects. Baron von Stroheim and Slippery Sally Mcgee.

I had no doubt that both were guilty of other crimes. But now, I needed to bring on of them to justice. I searched up where Baron von Stroheim lived.

I died a little inside when I found out where he lives, you know.
He happened to be in the one place I could never go...

Slippery Sally Mcgee was the owner of a "gentlemen's club", living upstairs from his entrainment space. Not the place I'd choose to go, but better then the memory of what had happened there. Oh well, no use thinking about it. Airmax could do that.

When I knocked on the door, a woman opened the door, the smell of her perfume engulfing me. Ocean Mist. She greeted us as Slippery Sally's fiancee, Hipster Harriet. She wore black framed glasses and spoke with a British accent. As we interviewed her about her fiancee, she constantly chain smoked, having a box of cigarettes inj her pocket at all times.

It was all the usual stuff, I have no idea what your talking about, never heard of him, never been there. At least I managed to avoid the traditional "I'm calling the police". She was playing this game so well, that she almost made made me forget who I was really after. However, I am still in the detective business for a reason. In one of her dull "I'm innocent" monologue, I decided to cut out the chase.

"Where is your husband, Frau Harriet?" I asked sharply, letting her know I meant business.

"Who is that Harry?" a call bellowed from the building behind her. I nudged her aside and barreled through the door, hand ready on my holster, to find the man himself, sipping on Bordeaux on the couch.
"Slippery Sally McGee, we need to ask you a few questions about what you were doing last night at 9 PM." I said calmly. His eyes squinted, as if he was wondering if it was a joke. He told the classic "I was at home" line. Hipster Harriet came in and sat in the love seat next to the couch, listening to the whole interrogation with little interest. I was deep in thought as Airmax took over the interrogation. Did she have something to do with this? I pondered that thought just as the interrogation ended.

"That Sally is one tough nut to crack." I told to Airmax.
He then said the one thing I'd been praying that he wouldn't say, hoping God would strike me dead before I'd hear his request.

Why do they call you "slippery" Sally Mcgee?

As Sally started on droning on a meaningless story, I breathed a sigh of relief. I told Airmax I'd head out, looking for some clues.

I was shuffling through the papers on Sally's desk, hoping for a lead when I tripped on a metal bar. As it turns out, it was a handle that opened up a secret compartment. When I opened it, I pulled out a small box. When I opened it, I smiled to myself. This was the lead I was hoping for.

Suddenly, I heard footsteps coming up the stairs. No problem. I grabbed the paper and opened a window. Expect it was a little bit higher than I would dare to jump. The door started to creak open, and I hit the dirt hard.
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3/21/2016 4:29:31 PM
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It was a face i haven't seen before. "Detective Horton?" He asked. His fedora almost concealed his eyes, but the look on his face told me that he wasn't here to hurt me. "Oh, sorry" He continued. "Didn't mean to startle you. My name is Wilhelm. F.B.I special unit, i'm here to help with the case." Suddenly a rat ran from under my foot. Then he did the Wilhelm scream. "Sorry, i'm a little jumpy..." He said.
" I do know you... Better now than I ever have. I was there... when Gordys was destroyed. I saw the betrayal. I saw it, but i could not believe it. I had asked for only one thing. After giving so much, after sacrificing everything ...for my friends... only to be betrayed. You asked earlier who i am. The answer is simple, *takes off helmet* ... I am your friend."
-Loader Bot, revealing himself to be the masked stranger, Tales From The Borderlands
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3/21/2016 4:56:02 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/21/2016 4:29:31 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
It was a face i haven't seen before. "Detective Horton?" He asked. His fedora almost concealed his eyes, but the look on his face told me that he wasn't here to hurt me. "Oh, sorry" He continued. "Didn't mean to startle you. My name is Wilhelm. F.B.I special unit, i'm here to help with the case." Suddenly a rat ran from under my foot. Then he did the Wilhelm scream. "Sorry, i'm a little jumpy..." He said.

"...Althiugh not as much as you are, considering your little fall here."

I was confused, but one thing for certain was that I didn't trust him. I definitely wasn't going to give him my real identity. "Yes, I am Horton, and you found me how?"
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3/21/2016 4:58:46 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/21/2016 4:56:02 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/21/2016 4:29:31 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
It was a face i haven't seen before. "Detective Horton?" He asked. His fedora almost concealed his eyes, but the look on his face told me that he wasn't here to hurt me. "Oh, sorry" He continued. "Didn't mean to startle you. My name is Wilhelm. F.B.I special unit, i'm here to help with the case." Suddenly a rat ran from under my foot. Then he did the Wilhelm scream. "Sorry, i'm a little jumpy..." He said.

"...Althiugh not as much as you are, considering your little fall here."

I was confused, but one thing for certain was that I didn't trust him. I definitely wasn't going to give him my real identity. "Yes, I am Horton, and you found me how?"

This guy was good. Not only did he know exactly where I'd fall, he also noticed the wire I placed on that rat and scared it away with his scream. Guess I'm not recording this.
I wasn't gonna worm my way outta this one, so I had to hear him out.
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3/21/2016 5:39:38 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/21/2016 4:58:46 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/21/2016 4:56:02 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/21/2016 4:29:31 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
It was a face i haven't seen before. "Detective Horton?" He asked. His fedora almost concealed his eyes, but the look on his face told me that he wasn't here to hurt me. "Oh, sorry" He continued. "Didn't mean to startle you. My name is Wilhelm. F.B.I special unit, i'm here to help with the case." Suddenly a rat ran from under my foot. Then he did the Wilhelm scream. "Sorry, i'm a little jumpy..." He said.

"...Althiugh not as much as you are, considering your little fall here."

I was confused, but one thing for certain was that I didn't trust him. I definitely wasn't going to give him my real identity. "Yes, I am Horton, and you found me how?"

This guy was good. Not only did he know exactly where I'd fall, he also noticed the wire I placed on that rat and scared it away with his scream. Guess I'm not recording this.
I wasn't gonna worm my way outta this one, so I had to hear him out.

"Not important. Please, come with me," he said, and my mouth filled with an acidic taste. I couldn't outrun him because of my fall. Airmax was being bored to death by Sally. It was too early in the case to start shooting. All I could do is stall, even for only a few minutes.
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3/22/2016 3:06:50 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/21/2016 5:39:38 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/21/2016 4:58:46 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/21/2016 4:56:02 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/21/2016 4:29:31 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
It was a face i haven't seen before. "Detective Horton?" He asked. His fedora almost concealed his eyes, but the look on his face told me that he wasn't here to hurt me. "Oh, sorry" He continued. "Didn't mean to startle you. My name is Wilhelm. F.B.I special unit, i'm here to help with the case." Suddenly a rat ran from under my foot. Then he did the Wilhelm scream. "Sorry, i'm a little jumpy..." He said.

"...Althiugh not as much as you are, considering your little fall here."

I was confused, but one thing for certain was that I didn't trust him. I definitely wasn't going to give him my real identity. "Yes, I am Horton, and you found me how?"

This guy was good. Not only did he know exactly where I'd fall, he also noticed the wire I placed on that rat and scared it away with his scream. Guess I'm not recording this.
I wasn't gonna worm my way outta this one, so I had to hear him out.

"Not important. Please, come with me," he said, and my mouth filled with an acidic taste. I couldn't outrun him because of my fall. Airmax was being bored to death by Sally. It was too early in the case to start shooting. All I could do is stall, even for only a few minutes.

"I know you probably don't trust me.." He shrugged, "...And you have a reason not to. But I can assure you i'm not here to cause any trouble. This is my first big case and i'm excited about it." He smiled a me. "My sources informed me about the case, and we have another suspect. His name is Lardo Larry and he lives in a mobile home near Main Street."
" I do know you... Better now than I ever have. I was there... when Gordys was destroyed. I saw the betrayal. I saw it, but i could not believe it. I had asked for only one thing. After giving so much, after sacrificing everything ...for my friends... only to be betrayed. You asked earlier who i am. The answer is simple, *takes off helmet* ... I am your friend."
-Loader Bot, revealing himself to be the masked stranger, Tales From The Borderlands
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3/22/2016 3:09:21 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/22/2016 3:06:50 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
At 3/21/2016 5:39:38 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/21/2016 4:58:46 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/21/2016 4:56:02 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/21/2016 4:29:31 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
It was a face i haven't seen before. "Detective Horton?" He asked. His fedora almost concealed his eyes, but the look on his face told me that he wasn't here to hurt me. "Oh, sorry" He continued. "Didn't mean to startle you. My name is Wilhelm. F.B.I special unit, i'm here to help with the case." Suddenly a rat ran from under my foot. Then he did the Wilhelm scream. "Sorry, i'm a little jumpy..." He said.

"...Althiugh not as much as you are, considering your little fall here."

I was confused, but one thing for certain was that I didn't trust him. I definitely wasn't going to give him my real identity. "Yes, I am Horton, and you found me how?"

This guy was good. Not only did he know exactly where I'd fall, he also noticed the wire I placed on that rat and scared it away with his scream. Guess I'm not recording this.
I wasn't gonna worm my way outta this one, so I had to hear him out.

"Not important. Please, come with me," he said, and my mouth filled with an acidic taste. I couldn't outrun him because of my fall. Airmax was being bored to death by Sally. It was too early in the case to start shooting. All I could do is stall, even for only a few minutes.

"I know you probably don't trust me.." He shrugged, "...And you have a reason not to. But I can assure you i'm not here to cause any trouble. This is my first big case and i'm excited about it." He smiled a me. "My sources informed me about the case, and we have another suspect. His name is Lardo Larry and he lives in a mobile home near Main Street."

i was intrigued, yet doubtful. "and you got this info how?" I asked. He opened his mouth to speak, but a scream issued from Sally's house. I bolted, to find a horrible sight...
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

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3/22/2016 3:17:34 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/22/2016 3:09:21 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/22/2016 3:06:50 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
At 3/21/2016 5:39:38 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/21/2016 4:58:46 PM, TheDom275 wrote:
At 3/21/2016 4:56:02 PM, Rami wrote:
At 3/21/2016 4:29:31 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
It was a face i haven't seen before. "Detective Horton?" He asked. His fedora almost concealed his eyes, but the look on his face told me that he wasn't here to hurt me. "Oh, sorry" He continued. "Didn't mean to startle you. My name is Wilhelm. F.B.I special unit, i'm here to help with the case." Suddenly a rat ran from under my foot. Then he did the Wilhelm scream. "Sorry, i'm a little jumpy..." He said.

"...Althiugh not as much as you are, considering your little fall here."

I was confused, but one thing for certain was that I didn't trust him. I definitely wasn't going to give him my real identity. "Yes, I am Horton, and you found me how?"

This guy was good. Not only did he know exactly where I'd fall, he also noticed the wire I placed on that rat and scared it away with his scream. Guess I'm not recording this.
I wasn't gonna worm my way outta this one, so I had to hear him out.

"Not important. Please, come with me," he said, and my mouth filled with an acidic taste. I couldn't outrun him because of my fall. Airmax was being bored to death by Sally. It was too early in the case to start shooting. All I could do is stall, even for only a few minutes.

"I know you probably don't trust me.." He shrugged, "...And you have a reason not to. But I can assure you i'm not here to cause any trouble. This is my first big case and i'm excited about it." He smiled a me. "My sources informed me about the case, and we have another suspect. His name is Lardo Larry and he lives in a mobile home near Main Street."

i was intrigued, yet doubtful. "and you got this info how?" I asked. He opened his mouth to speak, but a scream issued from Sally's house. I bolted, to find a horrible sight...

Pogostick Pete literally raping Sally and Harriet, while Airmax calmly watched with his popcorn, Dr. Pepper and 3D glasses. "Get Down!" Wilhelm screamed as he pulled out his Spaz-12 shotgun. "Release Them!" He cried.
" I do know you... Better now than I ever have. I was there... when Gordys was destroyed. I saw the betrayal. I saw it, but i could not believe it. I had asked for only one thing. After giving so much, after sacrificing everything ...for my friends... only to be betrayed. You asked earlier who i am. The answer is simple, *takes off helmet* ... I am your friend."
-Loader Bot, revealing himself to be the masked stranger, Tales From The Borderlands