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Snail wins New York State lottery

Electric-Eccentric
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1/30/2015 1:08:13 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
A snail, sometimes called a slug with a shell won the New York State lottery and when asked what he was going to do with his winnings he said: "First thing I'm going to do is buy a fast sports car and have a big S painted on each side."

When asked if the big S was for snail.

The snail said: "No, When others see me speed by they will say, look at that S car go"
Life is what YOU make it,
Most just try and fake it...
Electric-Eccentric
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1/30/2015 5:36:56 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
quit stalking me your making me feel make believe and pretend superstitious or was that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

I get those S words mixed up Sometimes Sunrise 2 Sunset Some Summer daze......

BONUS JOKE

knock knock
who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary the wife of Cleophas

that's 3 Marys for the price of one.
Life is what YOU make it,
Most just try and fake it...
Skyangel
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1/30/2015 7:53:41 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/30/2015 5:36:56 AM, Electric-Eccentric wrote:
quit stalking me your making me feel make believe and pretend superstitious or was that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

LOL. I am not a stalker I am just an unpaid private investigator.
I can't help it if I am attracted to your good vibrations. I am just following the evidence.
It's your fault for sending out attracting vibes.

I get those S words mixed up Sometimes Sunrise 2 Sunset Some Summer daze......

BONUS JOKE

knock knock
who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary the wife of Cleophas

that's 3 Marys for the price of one.

Did one of them become a bloody Mary when her son was crucified?

Can you see the pictures I post links to?
https://c1.staticflickr.com...

Q. What did the bloody Mary say to the celery?
A. Why are you stalking me?