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Lee001
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2/11/2015 12:41:35 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Are you a keyboard, cause your just my type!
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lovelyy_roses562
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2/12/2015 11:56:05 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 2/11/2015 11:53:45 AM, lexi_the_best wrote:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because your a angel.
lol classic xD

No but I scraped my knee crawling out of hell, classic xD
Forever_Me1234
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2/12/2015 12:01:34 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
WARNING THIS ONE RIGHT HERE IS VERY DISTURBING!!!!!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in XD
Lee001
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2/13/2015 1:07:26 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
That dress would look great laying next to my bed!! lolol
"Condoms are societal constructs created by the government to restrain 'Murican freedom!"-SolonKR

"But I jest and digress (sick rhymes, yo); every boob is equal in the eyes of the Lord."- SolonKR

"Oh Hey, Seeing Artichokes Makes Me Want to Have Sex."- SolonKR

"Yep, but anyone who touches my hair immediately ascends to the heavens..You're already an angel, so touching my hair can do nothing <3" -SolonKR

My hubby Hayd <3 <3
Gackhammer
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2/14/2015 9:47:27 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
This one's pretty bad...... (you might have to say it a little out loud to get the word play)

Guy: Hey Girl, you enjoy fitness?
Girl: Um.... yea I guess......
Guy: Well, would you enjoy fit'ness d*ck up yo butt

Ight.... here's a more G-rated pickup

Guy: Do you mind if I follow you home?
Girl: No....
Guy: Oh well..... reason I ask is cuz.... my parents always told me to follow my dreams
Do It To It!
Beginner
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2/14/2015 9:51:07 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Would you like to go out with me? *(Insert coy smile) - get rejected. *(go back home to cry)
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Beginner
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2/14/2015 9:51:32 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 2/14/2015 9:51:07 PM, Beginner wrote:
Would you like to go out with me? *(Insert coy smile) - get rejected. *(go back home to cry)

T^T
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SamStevens
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2/17/2015 8:20:23 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 2/11/2015 11:52:05 AM, lovelyy_roses562 wrote:
Hey is your name google because you're everything I'm looking for.. XD

Here is one:

So you are an American? I heard you were free this week end.
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Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
dsjpk5
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2/21/2015 6:49:59 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
I'd like to take you out to breakfast. Should I call you... or just give you a nudge?
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Vafara
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3/15/2015 2:40:24 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Hey girl, does a burger come with that shake?

Are those space pants? Because your behind is out of this world.
Vafara
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3/16/2015 6:28:15 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 2/24/2015 2:23:39 PM, lexi_the_best wrote:
hey girl feel my sweater. you know what its made of ?boyfriend material

I think I would fall for that one! :)
Our_Future_Freedom
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3/17/2015 12:06:04 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out.

Did you just fart? 'Cause your blowing me away.

Hi, my name is *blank*, but u can call me tonight

Damn these suck but yolo
lexi_the_best
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3/18/2015 11:38:29 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/17/2015 12:06:04 PM, Our_Future_Freedom wrote:
Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out.

Did you just fart? 'Cause your blowing me away.

Hi, my name is *blank*, but u can call me tonight

Damn these suck but yolo

lol
BLAHthedebator
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11/28/2015 1:48:54 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/15/2015 2:40:24 PM, Vafara wrote:
Are those space pants? Because your behind is out of this world.

Actually they're baseball pants cuz my behind is so out of your league
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas...
Is...
Youuuuuu
yomama12
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12/15/2015 6:03:34 PM
Posted: 12 months ago
Are you an angel, because I'm allergic to feathers... (BARFS ON GIRL)
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SM2
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12/15/2015 7:47:16 PM
Posted: 12 months ago
The best pickup line is:

"Will you hold my drink while I go take a dump?"

If she says yes, she's a keeper.

(Source: Jimmy Carr)
Paradox_7
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12/18/2015 8:48:56 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
Id drag my nuts through a field of razor blades just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie...
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