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gabep
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7/18/2015 2:11:34 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
I'll start:
Bill Gates is Illuminati.
There is 1 "Bill" in his name.
Wait... 1 Bill?
There is the symbol of the Illuminati on the $1 bill.
Also, his full name is William Henry "Bill" Gates III.
He is the third William Henry Gates, representing the three sides of the triangle.
In addition, his company, Microsoft, has 9 letters in it. It also has 3 syllables.
9 / 3 = 3.
Illuminati confirmed.
Atheist-Independent
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7/22/2015 10:19:41 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
I'm totally gonna make this up on the spot right now... see what happens!

Barack Obama is the 44th US President.
He is also the 1st black president
44-1 = 43
There have been three other presidents from Illinois (three you say!)
43-3 = 40
Ronald Reagen was the 40th US President
Ronald Reagen was governor of California
Arnold Schwarzenegger was also a governor of California
Schwarzenegger has three 'e's in it (three you say!)
e cubed (according to google) equals 20.08, which rounds to 20.
40-20 = 20 (coincidence!?!)
The 20th US President was James Garfield
James Garfield was born on 19th of November, 1831 and died on the 19th of September, 1881 (coincidence?!?)
You no what else happened on the 19th of September? Otzi the Iceman was found in Germany on the 19th of September, 1991.
Otzi lived around 3,300 BCE (coincidence?!?)
Otzi died due to an arrow shot in his back.
How did James Garfield die? Due to a bullet wound in his back.
Coincidence?

The evidence is clear people. The Ilumminati must be real, for there could not possibly be no connection between these blatantly interconnected facts.
Atheist-Independent
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7/22/2015 10:20:38 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/22/2015 10:19:41 PM, Atheist-Independent wrote:
I'm totally gonna make this up on the spot right now... see what happens!

Barack Obama is the 44th US President.
He is also the 1st black president
44-1 = 43
There have been three other presidents from Illinois (three you say!)
43-3 = 40
Ronald Reagen was the 40th US President
Ronald Reagen was governor of California
Arnold Schwarzenegger was also a governor of California
Schwarzenegger has three 'e's in it (three you say!)
e cubed (according to google) equals 20.08, which rounds to 20.
40-20 = 20 (coincidence!?!)
The 20th US President was James Garfield
James Garfield was born on 19th of November, 1831 and died on the 19th of September, 1881 (coincidence?!?)
You know* what else happened on the 19th of September? Otzi the Iceman was found in Germany on the 19th of September, 1991.
Otzi lived around 3,300 BCE (coincidence?!?)
Otzi died due to an arrow shot in his back.
How did James Garfield die? Due to a bullet wound in his back.
Coincidence?

The evidence is clear people. The Ilumminati must be real, for there could not possibly be no connection between these blatantly interconnected facts.

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gabep
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7/23/2015 1:16:19 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Apple
Products start with i
i = eye
i is the 9th letter.
"eye" has 3 letters.
9 / 3 = 3
3 represents the triangle (3 sides)
i = eye, which represents the all-seeing eye.
Illuminati begins with I.
Illuminati confirmed.
HelloPlants
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7/27/2015 4:13:22 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/18/2015 2:11:34 PM, gabep wrote:
I'll start:
Bill Gates is Illuminati.
There is 1 "Bill" in his name.
Wait... 1 Bill?
There is the symbol of the Illuminati on the $1 bill.
Also, his full name is William Henry "Bill" Gates III.
He is the third William Henry Gates, representing the three sides of the triangle.
In addition, his company, Microsoft, has 9 letters in it. It also has 3 syllables.
9 / 3 = 3.
Illuminati confirmed.

BILLUMINATI
gabep
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7/27/2015 9:10:41 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/27/2015 4:13:22 AM, HelloPlants wrote:
At 7/18/2015 2:11:34 PM, gabep wrote:
I'll start:
Bill Gates is Illuminati.
There is 1 "Bill" in his name.
Wait... 1 Bill?
There is the symbol of the Illuminati on the $1 bill.
Also, his full name is William Henry "Bill" Gates III.
He is the third William Henry Gates, representing the three sides of the triangle.
In addition, his company, Microsoft, has 9 letters in it. It also has 3 syllables.
9 / 3 = 3.
Illuminati confirmed.

BILLUMINATI

BILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
j50wells
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7/27/2015 7:34:39 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
There's a monkey cave in Estonia. Shhhh.....don't let them know I told you this. They'll kill me. I am at great risk here. I almost got killed when I blew the whistle on Coast to Coast AM. These monkeys in this cave worship the Egyptian Pine Beetle, even though there aren't any pine trees in Egypt. Anyway, they chant all night and say things, "Oh Beetle Juice! Great and might insect warrior that you are. We beseech you that you bring the regurgitated lady bugs that you eat, and spew them forth on our shaved heads, so that we may proclaim the message of your highness."
They do this all night, and there are gongs that sound, and whistles are blown, and flames come out of the nostrils of these beetles. And then they do the unthinkable....they chase each other around and go to the bushes. It's horrifying.
And then this big gorilla comes out of the bushes. This guy is huge, if you know what I mean. And the men do flee in terror.
Anyway, these beetle worshippers run everything. They make the ice cream from the stores, and they make those plastic rings that you throw a quarter in a machine and get. I even heard tell that they have a monopoly on shoe strings. Yes! Shoe strings! I'm not joking around on this. Get your heads out of your behinds folks. Stop watching that damn TV all day and night. It's Satan's seed. See here! Do you really want a monopoly on shoe strings? Huh?!!!! No!!!! Alright then. Now you're thinking.
What we're going to do now folks, is were going to hit these guys where it hurts. Are you with me? We're going to go down to that evil Egyptian nation and we're going to...shhhh...keep it under your hat.....WE"RE GONNA CHOP ALL THE PINE TREES DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And where will the enlightened ones go then? Huh? And then we'll use all of our money to hire that same angel that rolled Jesus tombstone away from the tomb entrance, and we'll hire him to roll a tombstone across the entrance of the Egyptian Pine Beetle Cave. How will that be? See.....we can do it. Horray!!!!!!!!!
heisty
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7/29/2015 5:49:10 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/27/2015 9:10:41 AM, gabep wrote:
At 7/27/2015 4:13:22 AM, HelloPlants wrote:
At 7/18/2015 2:11:34 PM, gabep wrote:
I'll start:
Bill Gates is Illuminati.
There is 1 "Bill" in his name.
Wait... 1 Bill?
There is the symbol of the Illuminati on the $1 bill.
Also, his full name is William Henry "Bill" Gates III.
He is the third William Henry Gates, representing the three sides of the triangle.
In addition, his company, Microsoft, has 9 letters in it. It also has 3 syllables.
9 / 3 = 3.
Illuminati confirmed.

BILLUMINATI

BILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

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triangle.128k
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8/11/2015 7:22:03 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/18/2015 2:11:34 PM, gabep wrote:
I'll start:
Bill Gates is Illuminati.
There is 1 "Bill" in his name.
Wait... 1 Bill?
There is the symbol of the Illuminati on the $1 bill.
Also, his full name is William Henry "Bill" Gates III.
He is the third William Henry Gates, representing the three sides of the triangle.
In addition, his company, Microsoft, has 9 letters in it. It also has 3 syllables.
9 / 3 = 3.
Illuminati confirmed.

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