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ILoveSitarMusic
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8/5/2015 5:44:41 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Why is a fruit single? Cantelope. Why is it wrong to name a cat Lucy? Lucifer. What does a hockey puck say when angry? Puck off. What do you call a smart marijuana plant? Budweiser. What do you call someone who smokes weed once a week? Bud Light. What is God's favorite food? Lettuce, because the Bible says let us make man in our image. Why does God like coffee? Hebrews.
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8/5/2015 5:53:48 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/5/2015 5:44:41 AM, ILoveSitarMusic wrote:
Why is a fruit single? Cantelope. Why is it wrong to name a cat Lucy? Lucifer. What does a hockey puck say when angry? Puck off. What do you call a smart marijuana plant? Budweiser. What do you call someone who smokes weed once a week? Bud Light. What is God's favorite food? Lettuce, because the Bible says let us make man in our image. Why does God like coffee? Hebrews.

What did the birds say when they flew over K-Mart? Cheep! Cheap!
ILoveSitarMusic
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8/5/2015 5:55:31 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/5/2015 5:53:48 AM, gabep wrote:
At 8/5/2015 5:44:41 AM, ILoveSitarMusic wrote:
Why is a fruit single? Cantelope. Why is it wrong to name a cat Lucy? Lucifer. What does a hockey puck say when angry? Puck off. What do you call a smart marijuana plant? Budweiser. What do you call someone who smokes weed once a week? Bud Light. What is God's favorite food? Lettuce, because the Bible says let us make man in our image. Why does God like coffee? Hebrews.

What did the birds say when they flew over K-Mart? Cheep! Cheap!

that's cute. :)