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Brittish smarts

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2/7/2016 10:05:08 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
Earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East .

Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.

Iraq , Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the government
don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock

The USA is sending troops to help keep the peace.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending clothing.

New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.

GREAT BRITAIN, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.

Damn the Brits are smart..!
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3/15/2016 10:21:58 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
We know what we're doing. Replace what's been lost and then the problem is solved. Classic example of British thinking.
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3/16/2016 2:14:45 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Okay. That was actually pretty good. Got a chuckle from me. 7/10.
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