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Think of the Most Ironic Possible Scenario

yomama12
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3/18/2016 2:19:03 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 7:40:18 PM, Rami wrote:
Just post here a situation that would be incredibly ironic, such as choking on the pill of enteral life.

drowning in the Fountain of Youth.
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brontoraptor
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4/4/2016 1:25:03 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
Europeans migrate to Saudi Arabia and Iran then demand the 10 commandments for their new rule of law.
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

http://youtu.be...
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4/4/2016 2:23:39 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
vegan cereal killer?

ordering ecscargo - and finding a slug in the salad?

biting into an apple and finding half a worm - before being bitten in half by a giant worm!
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4/4/2016 2:59:36 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
When you need scissors to cut open a plastic package that contains scissors so you can open plastic packages.
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4/4/2016 3:23:35 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
digging a hole to hide a body, and you find another body in the hole
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breakingamber
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4/5/2016 11:53:40 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 4/4/2016 3:23:35 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
digging a hole to hide a body, and you find another body in the hole

Oh, shanked!

Here's a classic:
You are installing an internet router, and the confirmation process of the installation requires internet.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
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"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
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4/29/2016 1:18:13 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
A man loved a woman and he loved her, but she was a lesbian, and he was gay. They both got sex changes on the same day to be with each other.
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

http://youtu.be...
breakingamber
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4/30/2016 12:20:15 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
A very fat man hires an engineer to fix his car. After the engineer is about 2 days late, he walks to the engineering firm to request the engineer. The engineering firm is closed on Sundays, so he walks back home. When he gets home, he sees that his car has been fixed.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
mc9
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4/30/2016 9:55:00 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Along the lines of number eight,

once at the Denver airport in don't know if it's still the case but there was an app you needed to get wifi and you need wifi to download apps
Vaarka
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5/2/2016 2:14:29 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
"No cellphone reception? Call [number]"
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breakingamber
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5/13/2016 11:49:23 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/2/2016 2:14:29 PM, Vaarka wrote:
"No cellphone reception? Call [number]"

XD That actually happened to me once.

Finding the meaning of life... but forgetting to write it down.

That's not really ironic, I know, but it is funny.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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5/14/2016 12:10:49 AM
Posted: 6 months ago
http://www.boredpanda.com...

The irony.
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