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Joke Battle 1!

Edlvsjd
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3/22/2016 6:25:28 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
We are living in a spinning ball that water sticks to the bottom of.
"Heck, I probably could have argued better for the flat earth- KthuluHimself"

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Time is Running out
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yomama12
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3/22/2016 6:37:18 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/22/2016 6:03:16 PM, fire_wings wrote:
Best joke from my opinion, the person gets a prize.
Obamacare.
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
fire_wings
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3/22/2016 6:37:43 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/22/2016 6:37:18 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/22/2016 6:03:16 PM, fire_wings wrote:
Best joke from my opinion, the person gets a prize.
Obamacare.

how is that a joke?
yomama12
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3/22/2016 6:38:31 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/22/2016 6:37:43 PM, fire_wings wrote:
At 3/22/2016 6:37:18 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/22/2016 6:03:16 PM, fire_wings wrote:
Best joke from my opinion, the person gets a prize.
Obamacare.

how is that a joke?

Obamacare's a joke.
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
fire_wings
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3/22/2016 6:38:45 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/22/2016 6:38:31 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/22/2016 6:37:43 PM, fire_wings wrote:
At 3/22/2016 6:37:18 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/22/2016 6:03:16 PM, fire_wings wrote:
Best joke from my opinion, the person gets a prize.
Obamacare.

how is that a joke?

Obamacare's a joke.

not a funny one
yomama12
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3/22/2016 6:40:31 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Well, what kind of jokes do you want?
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
roun12
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3/23/2016 5:00:40 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
I have a good one!

Donald Trump.
"No, I disagree. 'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it MURDER, not Muckduck." - Dwight

"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure." - George Carlin
breakingamber
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3/23/2016 8:38:52 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
He means actual jokes.

My dad is a magician! Every day, he drives down the street and turns into a driveway!
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer