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fire_wings
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3/22/2016 6:03:16 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
Best joke from my opinion, the person gets a prize.
#ALLHAILFIRETHEKINGOFTHEMISCFORUM

...it's not a new policy... it's just that DDO was built on an ancient burial ground, and that means the spirits of old rise again to cause us problems sometimes- Airmax1227

Wtf you must have an IQ of 250 if you're 11 and already decent at this- 16k

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Edlvsjd
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3/22/2016 6:25:28 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
We are living in a spinning ball that water sticks to the bottom of.
Globe earth=bullsh!t
Dinosaurs =bullsh!t
Holocaust = bullsh!t
Heliocentrism =bullsh!t
Big bang theory=bullsh!t
Evolution =bullsh!t
NASA =bullsh!t
Outer space=bullsh!t
Democracy =Bullsh!t
Freedom=bullsh!t
Gravity=bullsh!t
yomama12
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3/22/2016 6:37:18 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/22/2016 6:03:16 PM, fire_wings wrote:
Best joke from my opinion, the person gets a prize.
Obamacare.
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
fire_wings
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3/22/2016 6:37:43 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/22/2016 6:37:18 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/22/2016 6:03:16 PM, fire_wings wrote:
Best joke from my opinion, the person gets a prize.
Obamacare.

how is that a joke?
#ALLHAILFIRETHEKINGOFTHEMISCFORUM

...it's not a new policy... it's just that DDO was built on an ancient burial ground, and that means the spirits of old rise again to cause us problems sometimes- Airmax1227

Wtf you must have an IQ of 250 if you're 11 and already decent at this- 16k

Go to sleep!!!!- missmozart

So to start off, I never committed suicide- Vaarka
yomama12
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3/22/2016 6:38:31 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/22/2016 6:37:43 PM, fire_wings wrote:
At 3/22/2016 6:37:18 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/22/2016 6:03:16 PM, fire_wings wrote:
Best joke from my opinion, the person gets a prize.
Obamacare.

how is that a joke?

Obamacare's a joke.
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
fire_wings
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3/22/2016 6:38:45 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/22/2016 6:38:31 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/22/2016 6:37:43 PM, fire_wings wrote:
At 3/22/2016 6:37:18 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 3/22/2016 6:03:16 PM, fire_wings wrote:
Best joke from my opinion, the person gets a prize.
Obamacare.

how is that a joke?

Obamacare's a joke.

not a funny one
#ALLHAILFIRETHEKINGOFTHEMISCFORUM

...it's not a new policy... it's just that DDO was built on an ancient burial ground, and that means the spirits of old rise again to cause us problems sometimes- Airmax1227

Wtf you must have an IQ of 250 if you're 11 and already decent at this- 16k

Go to sleep!!!!- missmozart

So to start off, I never committed suicide- Vaarka
yomama12
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3/22/2016 6:40:31 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
Well, what kind of jokes do you want?
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
roun12
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3/23/2016 5:00:40 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
I have a good one!

Donald Trump.
"No, I disagree. 'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it MURDER, not Muckduck." - Dwight

"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure." - George Carlin
breakingamber
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3/23/2016 8:38:52 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
He means actual jokes.

My dad is a magician! Every day, he drives down the street and turns into a driveway!
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer