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4/13/2016 6:30:42 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Once there was a tiny snail living in a garden. His name was ...
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
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4/13/2016 8:35:41 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/13/2016 6:30:42 PM, yomama12 wrote:
Once there was a tiny snail living in a garden. His name was ...

It didn't mater. It was crushed 5 minutes after I wrote this by a bully named Moe.
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4/14/2016 1:56:34 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/13/2016 11:05:29 PM, XxMelissaxX wrote:
Therefore, he died. In his grave which was dug by his other snail friends...

there was an old used tampon owned by the grandma next store, which disturbed the other lowly creatures. They decided...
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4/14/2016 3:17:44 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/14/2016 1:56:34 AM, Sam7411 wrote:
At 4/13/2016 11:05:29 PM, XxMelissaxX wrote:
Therefore, he died. In his grave which was dug by his other snail friends...

there was an old used tampon owned by the grandma next store, which disturbed the other lowly creatures. They decided...

to pick it up with their combined might and drop it in her morning coffee. With a plop, the snails hauled it to the coffee, then,the lady came to take a sip...
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
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4/15/2016 3:54:56 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Bump
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
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4/18/2016 1:54:17 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
'Nother Bump
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
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4/19/2016 3:07:26 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
so many bumps...
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
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4/19/2016 4:53:18 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 3:07:26 PM, yomama12 wrote:
so many bumps...

The animals had bumped into her coffee so many times, the old lady noticed them and shrieked, then died of a heart attack. "Oh sh**!" said Frisky Fox, one of the leaders of the animals.
" I do know you... Better now than I ever have. I was there... when Gordys was destroyed. I saw the betrayal. I saw it, but i could not believe it. I had asked for only one thing. After giving so much, after sacrificing everything ...for my friends... only to be betrayed. You asked earlier who i am. The answer is simple, *takes off helmet* ... I am your friend."
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4/19/2016 11:25:17 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/14/2016 3:17:44 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 4/14/2016 1:56:34 AM, Sam7411 wrote:
At 4/13/2016 11:05:29 PM, XxMelissaxX wrote:
Therefore, he died. In his grave which was dug by his other snail friends...

there was an old used tampon owned by the grandma next store, which disturbed the other lowly creatures. They decided...

to pick it up with their combined might and drop it in her morning coffee. With a plop, the snails hauled it to the coffee, then,the lady came to take a sip...

She didn't notice it at all.

They were mesmerized.

They pored a carpload of salt in.
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4/19/2016 11:26:52 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 4:53:18 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
At 4/19/2016 3:07:26 PM, yomama12 wrote:
so many bumps...

The animals had bumped into her coffee so many times, the old lady noticed them and shrieked, then died of a heart attack. "Oh sh**!" said Frisky Fox, one of the leaders of the animals.

The shop owner yelled "Wtf!"

He pulled out a shotgun.

"D-Did you just flippin talk?"
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4/21/2016 1:49:24 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 11:26:52 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/19/2016 4:53:18 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
At 4/19/2016 3:07:26 PM, yomama12 wrote:
so many bumps...

The animals had bumped into her coffee so many times, the old lady noticed them and shrieked, then died of a heart attack. "Oh sh**!" said Frisky Fox, one of the leaders of the animals.

The shop owner yelled "Wtf!"

He pulled out a shotgun.

"D-Did you just flippin talk?"

"It's aaalll a dream" said one of the snails, waving his stubby little hands like ocean waves. While he was doing this, another leader of the animals, Oppurtunistic Owl, toom the oppurtunity to slam the shop owners head against his own shotgun, knocking him unconscious.
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
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4/21/2016 2:27:02 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/21/2016 1:49:24 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 4/19/2016 11:26:52 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/19/2016 4:53:18 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
At 4/19/2016 3:07:26 PM, yomama12 wrote:
so many bumps...

The animals had bumped into her coffee so many times, the old lady noticed them and shrieked, then died of a heart attack. "Oh sh**!" said Frisky Fox, one of the leaders of the animals.

The shop owner yelled "Wtf!"

He pulled out a shotgun.

"D-Did you just flippin talk?"

"It's aaalll a dream" said one of the snails, waving his stubby little hands like ocean waves. While he was doing this, another leader of the animals, Oppurtunistic Owl, toom the oppurtunity to slam the shop owners head against his own shotgun, knocking him unconscious.

"Lets loot this joint!" commanded Oppurtunistic Owl.

But just then 2 police officers walked in
talking and stopped dead in their tracks.

Ya think i inhaled a little something
picking up that druggie 2 hours ago?

Frisky Fox opened the register and grabbed all the 10s and 20s.

They shot for the backdoor.

The officers opened fire and were after them.

When the got to the alley Bobo the Bear whacked them with a baseball bat.

"That was a close one." said Frisky Fox.

Get in the ship!

They looked up.

There was a large spaceship.

Who are you?

They call me rocket racoon!
Lets go!
They are closing in!

The animals borded...
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4/21/2016 3:29:25 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/21/2016 2:27:02 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/21/2016 1:49:24 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 4/19/2016 11:26:52 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/19/2016 4:53:18 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
At 4/19/2016 3:07:26 PM, yomama12 wrote:
so many bumps...

The animals had bumped into her coffee so many times, the old lady noticed them and shrieked, then died of a heart attack. "Oh sh**!" said Frisky Fox, one of the leaders of the animals.

The shop owner yelled "Wtf!"

He pulled out a shotgun.

"D-Did you just flippin talk?"

"It's aaalll a dream" said one of the snails, waving his stubby little hands like ocean waves. While he was doing this, another leader of the animals, Oppurtunistic Owl, toom the oppurtunity to slam the shop owners head against his own shotgun, knocking him unconscious.

"Lets loot this joint!" commanded Oppurtunistic Owl.

But just then 2 police officers walked in
talking and stopped dead in their tracks.

Ya think i inhaled a little something
picking up that druggie 2 hours ago?

Frisky Fox opened the register and grabbed all the 10s and 20s.

They shot for the backdoor.

The officers opened fire and were after them.

When the got to the alley Bobo the Bear whacked them with a baseball bat.

"That was a close one." said Frisky Fox.

Get in the ship!

They looked up.

There was a large spaceship.

Who are you?

They call me rocket racoon!
Lets go!
They are closing in!

The animals borded...

frisky then made a list of all animals that got on board;

-F. Fox
-O.Owl
-the Three Snails
-R.Raccoon

pg 2:
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
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4/21/2016 3:38:37 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/21/2016 3:29:25 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 4/21/2016 2:27:02 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/21/2016 1:49:24 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 4/19/2016 11:26:52 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/19/2016 4:53:18 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
At 4/19/2016 3:07:26 PM, yomama12 wrote:
so many bumps...

The animals had bumped into her coffee so many times, the old lady noticed them and shrieked, then died of a heart attack. "Oh sh**!" said Frisky Fox, one of the leaders of the animals.

The shop owner yelled "Wtf!"

He pulled out a shotgun.

"D-Did you just flippin talk?"

"It's aaalll a dream" said one of the snails, waving his stubby little hands like ocean waves. While he was doing this, another leader of the animals, Oppurtunistic Owl, toom the oppurtunity to slam the shop owners head against his own shotgun, knocking him unconscious.

"Lets loot this joint!" commanded Oppurtunistic Owl.

But just then 2 police officers walked in
talking and stopped dead in their tracks.

Ya think i inhaled a little something
picking up that druggie 2 hours ago?

Frisky Fox opened the register and grabbed all the 10s and 20s.

They shot for the backdoor.

The officers opened fire and were after them.

When the got to the alley Bobo the Bear whacked them with a baseball bat.

"That was a close one." said Frisky Fox.

Get in the ship!

They looked up.

There was a large spaceship.

Who are you?

They call me rocket racoon!
Lets go!
They are closing in!

The animals borded...

frisky then made a list of all animals that got on board;

-F. Fox
-O.Owl
-the Three Snails
-R.Raccoon

pg 2:

-B. Bear
Other crew:
Starlord
Gamora

pg 3:

Drax
R. Racoon (member of crew)
Groot

Rocket: Earth is about to be destroyed!
We needed any help we can get!

O. Owl: Who is earth?

What!?

Earth, who is he?

It is the planet you live on you idiot!
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4/22/2016 1:43:37 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/21/2016 3:38:37 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/21/2016 3:29:25 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 4/21/2016 2:27:02 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/21/2016 1:49:24 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 4/19/2016 11:26:52 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/19/2016 4:53:18 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
At 4/19/2016 3:07:26 PM, yomama12 wrote:
so many bumps...

The animals had bumped into her coffee so many times, the old lady noticed them and shrieked, then died of a heart attack. "Oh sh**!" said Frisky Fox, one of the leaders of the animals.

The shop owner yelled "Wtf!"

He pulled out a shotgun.

"D-Did you just flippin talk?"

"It's aaalll a dream" said one of the snails, waving his stubby little hands like ocean waves. While he was doing this, another leader of the animals, Oppurtunistic Owl, toom the oppurtunity to slam the shop owners head against his own shotgun, knocking him unconscious.

"Lets loot this joint!" commanded Oppurtunistic Owl.

But just then 2 police officers walked in
talking and stopped dead in their tracks.

Ya think i inhaled a little something
picking up that druggie 2 hours ago?

Frisky Fox opened the register and grabbed all the 10s and 20s.

They shot for the backdoor.

The officers opened fire and were after them.

When the got to the alley Bobo the Bear whacked them with a baseball bat.

"That was a close one." said Frisky Fox.

Get in the ship!

They looked up.

There was a large spaceship.

Who are you?

They call me rocket racoon!
Lets go!
They are closing in!

The animals borded...

frisky then made a list of all animals that got on board;

-F. Fox
-O.Owl
-the Three Snails
-R.Raccoon

pg 2:

-B. Bear
Other crew:
Starlord
Gamora

pg 3:

Drax
R. Racoon (member of crew)
Groot

Rocket: Earth is about to be destroyed!
We needed any help we can get!

O. Owl: Who is earth?

What!?

Earth, who is he?

It is the planet you live on you idiot!

"But who cares about earth? I want to be a space pirate!" One of the three snails huffed.
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
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4/29/2016 12:59:34 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/22/2016 1:43:37 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 4/21/2016 3:38:37 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/21/2016 3:29:25 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 4/21/2016 2:27:02 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/21/2016 1:49:24 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 4/19/2016 11:26:52 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/19/2016 4:53:18 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
At 4/19/2016 3:07:26 PM, yomama12 wrote:
so many bumps...

The animals had bumped into her coffee so many times, the old lady noticed them and shrieked, then died of a heart attack. "Oh sh**!" said Frisky Fox, one of the leaders of the animals.

The shop owner yelled "Wtf!"

He pulled out a shotgun.

"D-Did you just flippin talk?"

"It's aaalll a dream" said one of the snails, waving his stubby little hands like ocean waves. While he was doing this, another leader of the animals, Oppurtunistic Owl, toom the oppurtunity to slam the shop owners head against his own shotgun, knocking him unconscious.

"Lets loot this joint!" commanded Oppurtunistic Owl.

But just then 2 police officers walked in
talking and stopped dead in their tracks.

Ya think i inhaled a little something
picking up that druggie 2 hours ago?

Frisky Fox opened the register and grabbed all the 10s and 20s.

They shot for the backdoor.

The officers opened fire and were after them.

When the got to the alley Bobo the Bear whacked them with a baseball bat.

"That was a close one." said Frisky Fox.

Get in the ship!

They looked up.

There was a large spaceship.

Who are you?

They call me rocket racoon!
Lets go!
They are closing in!

The animals borded...

frisky then made a list of all animals that got on board;

-F. Fox
-O.Owl
-the Three Snails
-R.Raccoon

pg 2:

-B. Bear
Other crew:
Starlord
Gamora

pg 3:

Drax
R. Racoon (member of crew)
Groot

Rocket: Earth is about to be destroyed!
We needed any help we can get!

O. Owl: Who is earth?

What!?

Earth, who is he?

It is the planet you live on you idiot!

"But who cares about earth? I want to be a space pirate!" One of the three snails huffed.

But then "space pirate wannabe" snail realized that he was naked. "Oh crap!" She exclaimed. "What happened to my shell? Did I leave it at home again? This is so embarrasing!" She scooted off into the bushes covering herself with her tail...
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5/2/2016 1:49:18 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/29/2016 12:59:34 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 4/22/2016 1:43:37 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 4/21/2016 3:38:37 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/21/2016 3:29:25 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 4/21/2016 2:27:02 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/21/2016 1:49:24 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 4/19/2016 11:26:52 PM, Trollord wrote:
At 4/19/2016 4:53:18 PM, SonicAndRapBattles wrote:
At 4/19/2016 3:07:26 PM, yomama12 wrote:
so many bumps...

The animals had bumped into her coffee so many times, the old lady noticed them and shrieked, then died of a heart attack. "Oh sh**!" said Frisky Fox, one of the leaders of the animals.

The shop owner yelled "Wtf!"

He pulled out a shotgun.

"D-Did you just flippin talk?"

"It's aaalll a dream" said one of the snails, waving his stubby little hands like ocean waves. While he was doing this, another leader of the animals, Oppurtunistic Owl, toom the oppurtunity to slam the shop owners head against his own shotgun, knocking him unconscious.

"Lets loot this joint!" commanded Oppurtunistic Owl.

But just then 2 police officers walked in
talking and stopped dead in their tracks.

Ya think i inhaled a little something
picking up that druggie 2 hours ago?

Frisky Fox opened the register and grabbed all the 10s and 20s.

They shot for the backdoor.

The officers opened fire and were after them.

When the got to the alley Bobo the Bear whacked them with a baseball bat.

"That was a close one." said Frisky Fox.

Get in the ship!

They looked up.

There was a large spaceship.

Who are you?

They call me rocket racoon!
Lets go!
They are closing in!

The animals borded...

frisky then made a list of all animals that got on board;

-F. Fox
-O.Owl
-the Three Snails
-R.Raccoon

pg 2:

-B. Bear
Other crew:
Starlord
Gamora

pg 3:

Drax
R. Racoon (member of crew)
Groot

Rocket: Earth is about to be destroyed!
We needed any help we can get!

O. Owl: Who is earth?

What!?

Earth, who is he?

It is the planet you live on you idiot!

"But who cares about earth? I want to be a space pirate!" One of the three snails huffed.

But then "space pirate wannabe" snail realized that he was naked. "Oh crap!" She exclaimed. "What happened to my shell? Did I leave it at home again? This is so embarrasing!" She scooted off into the bushes covering herself with her tail...

Until everyone realized it was a "he", and then started screaming in agony as their retinas burned thinking about the situation that just happened.
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
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5/10/2016 4:14:56 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
bump.
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
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6/8/2016 2:58:27 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
bump
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas