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Vaarka
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4/26/2016 4:08:28 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/26/2016 4:07:29 PM, Graygamer wrote:
It was very dark in the hallway you couldn't see anything until.........

you turned on the lights by flicking the switch up.
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breakingamber
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4/26/2016 10:25:15 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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4/26/2016 11:26:24 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/26/2016 10:25:15 PM, breakingamber wrote:
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.

She had a bill like a duck and a furry tail. She was hot.
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breakingamber
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4/27/2016 12:46:57 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/26/2016 11:26:24 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 4/26/2016 10:25:15 PM, breakingamber wrote:
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.

She had a bill like a duck and a furry tail. She was hot.

As in oven hot.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
yomama12
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5/2/2016 1:50:48 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/27/2016 12:46:57 PM, breakingamber wrote:
At 4/26/2016 11:26:24 PM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 4/26/2016 10:25:15 PM, breakingamber wrote:
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.

She had a bill like a duck and a furry tail. She was hot.

As in oven hot.

as in, someone just broke into your house and stuffed someone into an oven in cold blooded murder hot.
(Cold blooded murder with an oven...#irony)
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
breakingamber
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5/2/2016 5:51:35 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.

She had a bill like a duck and a furry tail. She was hot.

As in oven hot.

as in, someone just broke into your house and stuffed someone into an oven in cold blooded murder hot.
(Cold blooded murder with an oven...#irony)

The blood drained from your face. She was a vampire!
A love-sucking vampire.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
missbailey8
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5/4/2016 1:59:32 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/2/2016 5:51:35 PM, breakingamber wrote:
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.

She had a bill like a duck and a furry tail. She was hot.

As in oven hot.

as in, someone just broke into your house and stuffed someone into an oven in cold blooded murder hot.
(Cold blooded murder with an oven...#irony)

The blood drained from your face. She was a vampire!
A love-sucking vampire.
She pounced at you with desire.
~missbailey8~

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yomama12
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5/5/2016 1:59:21 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/4/2016 1:59:32 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 5/2/2016 5:51:35 PM, breakingamber wrote:
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.

She had a bill like a duck and a furry tail. She was hot.

As in oven hot.

as in, someone just broke into your house and stuffed someone into an oven in cold blooded murder hot.
(Cold blooded murder with an oven...#irony)

The blood drained from your face. She was a vampire!
A love-sucking vampire.
She pounced at you with desire.

But her face was quickly blown off by a shotgun rom someone behind her. As you wiped the brains off your face, you look behind her bloodied corpse to see a man in a trench coat, holding the same shotgun that blew her face off.
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
breakingamber
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5/9/2016 1:01:00 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/5/2016 1:59:21 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 5/4/2016 1:59:32 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 5/2/2016 5:51:35 PM, breakingamber wrote:
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.

She had a bill like a duck and a furry tail. She was hot.

As in oven hot.

as in, someone just broke into your house and stuffed someone into an oven in cold blooded murder hot.
(Cold blooded murder with an oven...#irony)

The blood drained from your face. She was a vampire!
A love-sucking vampire.
She pounced at you with desire.

But her face was quickly blown off by a shotgun rom someone behind her. As you wiped the brains off your face, you look behind her bloodied corpse to see a man in a trench coat, holding the same shotgun that blew her face off.

You screamed. It was your father, with a maniac red look in his eyes.

[For our convenience, we should probably ignore trolls who decide to write, "Everybody died" or "THE END" or the like.]
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
yomama12
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5/9/2016 2:04:45 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/9/2016 1:01:00 AM, breakingamber wrote:
At 5/5/2016 1:59:21 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 5/4/2016 1:59:32 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 5/2/2016 5:51:35 PM, breakingamber wrote:
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.

She had a bill like a duck and a furry tail. She was hot.

As in oven hot.

as in, someone just broke into your house and stuffed someone into an oven in cold blooded murder hot.
(Cold blooded murder with an oven...#irony)

The blood drained from your face. She was a vampire!
A love-sucking vampire.
She pounced at you with desire.

But her face was quickly blown off by a shotgun rom someone behind her. As you wiped the brains off your face, you look behind her bloodied corpse to see a man in a trench coat, holding the same shotgun that blew her face off.

You screamed. It was your father, with a maniac red look in his eyes.

[For our convenience, we should probably ignore trolls who decide to write, "Everybody died" or "THE END" or the like.]

Until you woke up, and went out, and the same thing happened. It was like PT all over again.

[good idea]
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
breakingamber
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5/9/2016 2:18:04 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/9/2016 2:04:45 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 5/9/2016 1:01:00 AM, breakingamber wrote:
At 5/5/2016 1:59:21 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 5/4/2016 1:59:32 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 5/2/2016 5:51:35 PM, breakingamber wrote:
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.

She had a bill like a duck and a furry tail. She was hot.

As in oven hot.

as in, someone just broke into your house and stuffed someone into an oven in cold blooded murder hot.
(Cold blooded murder with an oven...#irony)

The blood drained from your face. She was a vampire!
A love-sucking vampire.
She pounced at you with desire.

But her face was quickly blown off by a shotgun rom someone behind her. As you wiped the brains off your face, you look behind her bloodied corpse to see a man in a trench coat, holding the same shotgun that blew her face off.

You screamed. It was your father, with a maniac red look in his eyes.


Until you woke up, and went out, and the same thing happened. It was like PT all over again.

After that happened about 7 times, a man appeared before you saw the insane duck lady. He said, "This is not your destiny" From then on, that repeatedly occurred in the dream.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
yomama12
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5/10/2016 4:13:41 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/9/2016 2:18:04 PM, breakingamber wrote:
At 5/9/2016 2:04:45 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 5/9/2016 1:01:00 AM, breakingamber wrote:
At 5/5/2016 1:59:21 PM, yomama12 wrote:
At 5/4/2016 1:59:32 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 5/2/2016 5:51:35 PM, breakingamber wrote:
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.

She had a bill like a duck and a furry tail. She was hot.

As in oven hot.

as in, someone just broke into your house and stuffed someone into an oven in cold blooded murder hot.
(Cold blooded murder with an oven...#irony)

The blood drained from your face. She was a vampire!
A love-sucking vampire.
She pounced at you with desire.

But her face was quickly blown off by a shotgun rom someone behind her. As you wiped the brains off your face, you look behind her bloodied corpse to see a man in a trench coat, holding the same shotgun that blew her face off.

You screamed. It was your father, with a maniac red look in his eyes.


Until you woke up, and went out, and the same thing happened. It was like PT all over again.

After that happened about 7 times, a man appeared before you saw the insane duck lady. He said, "This is not your destiny" From then on, that repeatedly occurred in the dream.

This happened another 20 times until you finally had enough and blew your face off. You wake up to find that now that is your dream: the man, the lady, and eventually killing yourself over and over again.
"Psycotic. Thats a three syllable word that explains ideas too big for little minds" -Alexander Luthor

"I choose not to take sides. No matter which I choose, someone's gonna be pissy with me." -Me.

"If I had wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk." -Unity

"Some people say I'm not smart. Those people get my fist." -Farkas
breakingamber
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5/10/2016 4:58:26 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.

She had a bill like a duck and a furry tail. She was hot.

As in oven hot.

as in, someone just broke into your house and stuffed someone into an oven in cold blooded murder hot.
(Cold blooded murder with an oven...#irony)

The blood drained from your face. She was a vampire!
A love-sucking vampire.
She pounced at you with desire.

But her face was quickly blown off by a shotgun rom someone behind her. As you wiped the brains off your face, you look behind her bloodied corpse to see a man in a trench coat, holding the same shotgun that blew her face off.

You screamed. It was your father, with a maniac red look in his eyes.


Until you woke up, and went out, and the same thing happened. It was like PT all over again.

After that happened about 7 times, a man appeared before you saw the insane duck lady. He said, "This is not your destiny" From then on, that repeatedly occurred in the dream.

This happened another 20 times until you finally had enough and blew your face off. You wake up to find that now that is your dream: the man, the lady, and eventually killing yourself over and over again.

Finally, 103 times later, you find a little hidden lever, and it allows you to grab a sword to battle the "enemies." You always fail, but then that becomes part of your dream.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
SkyLeach
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5/13/2016 12:22:24 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/10/2016 4:58:26 PM, breakingamber wrote:
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.

She had a bill like a duck and a furry tail. She was hot.

As in oven hot.

as in, someone just broke into your house and stuffed someone into an oven in cold blooded murder hot.
(Cold blooded murder with an oven...#irony)

The blood drained from your face. She was a vampire!
A love-sucking vampire.
She pounced at you with desire.

But her face was quickly blown off by a shotgun rom someone behind her. As you wiped the brains off your face, you look behind her bloodied corpse to see a man in a trench coat, holding the same shotgun that blew her face off.

You screamed. It was your father, with a maniac red look in his eyes.


Until you woke up, and went out, and the same thing happened. It was like PT all over again.

After that happened about 7 times, a man appeared before you saw the insane duck lady. He said, "This is not your destiny" From then on, that repeatedly occurred in the dream.

This happened another 20 times until you finally had enough and blew your face off. You wake up to find that now that is your dream: the man, the lady, and eventually killing yourself over and over again.

Finally, 103 times later, you find a little hidden lever, and it allows you to grab a sword to battle the "enemies." You always fail, but then that becomes part of your dream.

The time detective sighs, sloshes a bit of coffee as he sets down his liberally-irished brew, and kicks the quantum flux capacitor monitoring the timeline. The pattern doesn't stop. With a groan, he looks at his partner.

"Hey Ted. We've got another one stuck in a 319."
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5/13/2016 1:35:17 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/13/2016 12:22:24 PM, SkyLeach wrote:
At 5/10/2016 4:58:26 PM, breakingamber wrote:
Then, you saw something somewhat interesting.

She had a bill like a duck and a furry tail. She was hot.

As in oven hot.

as in, someone just broke into your house and stuffed someone into an oven in cold blooded murder hot.
(Cold blooded murder with an oven...#irony)

The blood drained from your face. She was a vampire!
A love-sucking vampire.
She pounced at you with desire.

But her face was quickly blown off by a shotgun rom someone behind her. As you wiped the brains off your face, you look behind her bloodied corpse to see a man in a trench coat, holding the same shotgun that blew her face off.

You screamed. It was your father, with a maniac red look in his eyes.


Until you woke up, and went out, and the same thing happened. It was like PT all over again.

After that happened about 7 times, a man appeared before you saw the insane duck lady. He said, "This is not your destiny" From then on, that repeatedly occurred in the dream.

This happened another 20 times until you finally had enough and blew your face off. You wake up to find that now that is your dream: the man, the lady, and eventually killing yourself over and over again.

Finally, 103 times later, you find a little hidden lever, and it allows you to grab a sword to battle the "enemies." You always fail, but then that becomes part of your dream.

The time detective sighs, sloshes a bit of coffee as he sets down his liberally-irished brew, and kicks the quantum flux capacitor monitoring the timeline. The pattern doesn't stop. With a groan, he looks at his partner.

"Hey Ted. We've got another one stuck in a 319."

"Oh sh1t. Kick it again." The detective did. There was no change.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer