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ethang5
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5/24/2016 5:21:27 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in your pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your wallet?

Bill.
Dragon_of_Christ
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5/24/2016 5:57:43 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/24/2016 5:21:27 PM, ethang5 wrote:
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in your pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your wallet?

Bill.

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Peg.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs holding a car up?

Jack.
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ethang5
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5/26/2016 1:44:18 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 5/24/2016 5:57:43 PM, Dragon_of_Christ wrote:
At 5/24/2016 5:21:27 PM, ethang5 wrote:
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in your pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your wallet?

Bill.

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Peg.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs holding a car up?

Jack.

My God! These jokes are goofy.
Carolean_Karl
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6/14/2016 8:59:31 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/12/2016 3:09:06 PM, Willows wrote:
Q: What do you call a madman with a machine gun?
A: Sir

It's funny because it's true.
FaustianJustice
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6/15/2016 3:25:30 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
What do call the guy with no arms and legs on a pile of leaves?

Russle.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No-eye-dear? (say it, don't read it)

What do you call a dear with no eyes and legs?

... STILL no-eye-dear?
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Riwaaz_Ras
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7/10/2016 12:48:54 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
What do you call a man who who drinks chilled beer every now and then ?

Drunkard.
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missmozart
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7/19/2016 6:34:48 PM
Posted: 4 months ago
What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna* piano but you can't piano a tuna.

(*'tune a'- just for those who don't speak English well and can't get it)
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Skeptical1
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9/14/2016 4:01:15 AM
Posted: 2 months ago
Teacher:
"Sometimes, people combine a positive and a negative in a sentence, and the result is usually negative. For example 'You don't truly know that to be correct'. If we use a double negative, the result is always positive, as in 'you cannot not know that' - meaning you must know that. However, a double positive NEVER results in a negative."

Little Johnny:
"Yeah, right!"