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SJM
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7/1/2016 9:19:29 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
A muslim walks into a gay bar...
Hitler- If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.

Stalin- Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas.

Machiavelli- It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

Ivan the Terrible- "I will not see the destruction of the Christian converts who are loyal to me, and to my last breath I will fight for the Orthodox faith
SamStevens
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7/1/2016 9:22:54 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 7/1/2016 9:19:29 AM, SJM wrote:
A muslim walks into a gay bar...

The bartender says "what can I get you"

The muslim says "shots for everybody"
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."
SJM
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7/1/2016 9:25:04 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 7/1/2016 9:22:54 AM, SamStevens wrote:
At 7/1/2016 9:19:29 AM, SJM wrote:
A muslim walks into a gay bar...

The bartender says "what can I get you"

The muslim says "shots for everybody"

Come on dude wtf that's really insensitive. How dare you my mom used to be muslim and gay.
Hitler- If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.

Stalin- Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas.

Machiavelli- It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

Ivan the Terrible- "I will not see the destruction of the Christian converts who are loyal to me, and to my last breath I will fight for the Orthodox faith
SamStevens
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7/1/2016 9:30:45 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 7/1/2016 9:25:04 AM, SJM wrote:
At 7/1/2016 9:22:54 AM, SamStevens wrote:
At 7/1/2016 9:19:29 AM, SJM wrote:
A muslim walks into a gay bar...

The bartender says "what can I get you"

The muslim says "shots for everybody"

Come on dude wtf that's really insensitive. How dare you my mom used to be muslim and gay.

lol
"This is the true horror of religion. It allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own." Sam Harris
Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded: "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth."