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8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?
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8/28/2016 7:27:09 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?

Lol this thread is dead but ill help you out

My parents told me that since I was looking for a submissive wife I had to marry muslim
Im not a Nazi
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8/28/2016 7:30:14 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 8/28/2016 7:27:09 PM, Capital wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?

Lol this thread is dead but ill help you out

Oh thank you sooooooo much for your immense kindness!! I did not just commence this thread like two minutes before you decided to "help it out" because it was 'dying'. So grateful..

My parents told me that since I was looking for a submissive wife I had to marry muslim

I actually don't know what to say to this. I'm blank.
"Bonjour" -Feu

Diqiu: "Asian men are generally perceived as more feminine..."
Me: "Are you feminine?"
Diqiu: "Hey, no!"

"Do really really really good pens turn you on?" -Hayd

"bsh1's profile pic is what the snapchat filter would look like on steroids"- VOT

"let's keep it simple and traditional :D" -Biodome
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8/28/2016 7:32:04 PM
Posted: 6 months ago
At 8/28/2016 7:30:14 PM, missmozart wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:27:09 PM, Capital wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?

Lol this thread is dead but ill help you out

Oh thank you sooooooo much for your immense kindness!! I did not just commence this thread like two minutes before you decided to "help it out" because it was 'dying'. So grateful..

My parents told me that since I was looking for a submissive wife I had to marry muslim

I actually don't know what to say to this. I'm blank.

I meant to say the forum is dead

Look at all the other threads.
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missmozart
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9/4/2016 8:21:09 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
Bump :)
"Bonjour" -Feu

Diqiu: "Asian men are generally perceived as more feminine..."
Me: "Are you feminine?"
Diqiu: "Hey, no!"

"Do really really really good pens turn you on?" -Hayd

"bsh1's profile pic is what the snapchat filter would look like on steroids"- VOT

"let's keep it simple and traditional :D" -Biodome
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9/18/2016 1:14:32 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?

My mom "dabbed" yesterday. It was hilarious.
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9/18/2016 4:33:19 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 9/18/2016 1:14:32 AM, Godgirl wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?

My mom "dabbed" yesterday. It was hilarious.
"Bonjour" -Feu

Diqiu: "Asian men are generally perceived as more feminine..."
Me: "Are you feminine?"
Diqiu: "Hey, no!"

"Do really really really good pens turn you on?" -Hayd

"bsh1's profile pic is what the snapchat filter would look like on steroids"- VOT

"let's keep it simple and traditional :D" -Biodome
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9/18/2016 5:35:00 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...
I always wear a swim shirt. Tf are you talking about?

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?
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9/18/2016 5:39:18 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 9/18/2016 5:35:00 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...
I always wear a swim shirt. Tf are you talking about?

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, lol.

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?
"Bonjour" -Feu

Diqiu: "Asian men are generally perceived as more feminine..."
Me: "Are you feminine?"
Diqiu: "Hey, no!"

"Do really really really good pens turn you on?" -Hayd

"bsh1's profile pic is what the snapchat filter would look like on steroids"- VOT

"let's keep it simple and traditional :D" -Biodome
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9/18/2016 5:40:26 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 9/18/2016 5:39:18 PM, missmozart wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:35:00 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...
I always wear a swim shirt. Tf are you talking about?

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, lol.
I'm being completely serious

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCat: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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9/18/2016 5:43:07 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 9/18/2016 5:40:26 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:39:18 PM, missmozart wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:35:00 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...
I always wear a swim shirt. Tf are you talking about?

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, lol.
I'm being completely serious

Oh. Um cool I guess. I've never seen a guy wear a "swim top" before.

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?
"Bonjour" -Feu

Diqiu: "Asian men are generally perceived as more feminine..."
Me: "Are you feminine?"
Diqiu: "Hey, no!"

"Do really really really good pens turn you on?" -Hayd

"bsh1's profile pic is what the snapchat filter would look like on steroids"- VOT

"let's keep it simple and traditional :D" -Biodome
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9/18/2016 5:47:29 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 9/18/2016 5:43:07 PM, missmozart wrote:
Oh. Um cool I guess. I've never seen a guy wear a "swim top" before.

It's just a shirt. I do that sometimes too.
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9/18/2016 5:55:32 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 9/18/2016 5:47:29 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:43:07 PM, missmozart wrote:
Oh. Um cool I guess. I've never seen a guy wear a "swim top" before.

It's just a shirt. I do that sometimes too.

Okay but the point was that I HAVE NEVER seen a guy wear a swim top before. Like ever. I'm not denying its existence but I'm not sure if it's just Ireland or maybe I'm losing my memory.
"Bonjour" -Feu

Diqiu: "Asian men are generally perceived as more feminine..."
Me: "Are you feminine?"
Diqiu: "Hey, no!"

"Do really really really good pens turn you on?" -Hayd

"bsh1's profile pic is what the snapchat filter would look like on steroids"- VOT

"let's keep it simple and traditional :D" -Biodome
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9/18/2016 5:56:37 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 9/18/2016 5:55:32 PM, missmozart wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:47:29 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:43:07 PM, missmozart wrote:
Oh. Um cool I guess. I've never seen a guy wear a "swim top" before.

It's just a shirt. I do that sometimes too.

Okay but the point was that I HAVE NEVER seen a guy wear a swim top before. Like ever. I'm not denying its existence but I'm not sure if it's just Ireland or maybe I'm losing my memory.

Lol maybe it's an American thing.
Donald invictus, deliver and be tart and huge by narrow.

"Especially so, but considering the nature of nuclear warheads, it's probably more like atomic annihilation than triple homicide." -Yours Truly

Vaarka swung his sword at the mod. However, since I am now incorporeal, he ends up accidentally striking the entire American landmass (It's a REALLY bastard sword), destroying both continents. Spiders are now at 50% of capacity.
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2/7/2017 9:27:32 PM
Posted: 2 weeks ago
At 9/18/2016 5:55:32 PM, missmozart wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:47:29 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:43:07 PM, missmozart wrote:
Oh. Um cool I guess. I've never seen a guy wear a "swim top" before.

It's just a shirt. I do that sometimes too.

Okay but the point was that I HAVE NEVER seen a guy wear a swim top before. Like ever. I'm not denying its existence but I'm not sure if it's just Ireland or maybe I'm losing my memory.

Well down here at the trailer park in Bluefield, West Virginia the ladies like to wear the XXXX large t-shirts, it covers everything and they call them swimsuits