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8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?
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8/28/2016 7:27:09 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?

Lol this thread is dead but ill help you out

My parents told me that since I was looking for a submissive wife I had to marry muslim
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8/28/2016 7:30:14 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/28/2016 7:27:09 PM, Capital wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?

Lol this thread is dead but ill help you out

Oh thank you sooooooo much for your immense kindness!! I did not just commence this thread like two minutes before you decided to "help it out" because it was 'dying'. So grateful..

My parents told me that since I was looking for a submissive wife I had to marry muslim

I actually don't know what to say to this. I'm blank.
"Bonjour" -Feu

Diqiu: "Asian men are generally perceived as more feminine..."
Me: "Are you feminine?"
Diqiu: "Hey, no!"

"Do really really really good pens turn you on?" -Hayd

"bsh1's profile pic is what the snapchat filter would look like on steroids"- VOT

"let's keep it simple and traditional :D" -Biodome
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8/28/2016 7:32:04 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/28/2016 7:30:14 PM, missmozart wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:27:09 PM, Capital wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?

Lol this thread is dead but ill help you out

Oh thank you sooooooo much for your immense kindness!! I did not just commence this thread like two minutes before you decided to "help it out" because it was 'dying'. So grateful..

My parents told me that since I was looking for a submissive wife I had to marry muslim

I actually don't know what to say to this. I'm blank.

I meant to say the forum is dead

Look at all the other threads.
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9/4/2016 8:21:09 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Bump :)
"Bonjour" -Feu

Diqiu: "Asian men are generally perceived as more feminine..."
Me: "Are you feminine?"
Diqiu: "Hey, no!"

"Do really really really good pens turn you on?" -Hayd

"bsh1's profile pic is what the snapchat filter would look like on steroids"- VOT

"let's keep it simple and traditional :D" -Biodome
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9/18/2016 1:14:32 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?

My mom "dabbed" yesterday. It was hilarious.
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9/18/2016 4:33:19 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/18/2016 1:14:32 AM, Godgirl wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?

My mom "dabbed" yesterday. It was hilarious.
"Bonjour" -Feu

Diqiu: "Asian men are generally perceived as more feminine..."
Me: "Are you feminine?"
Diqiu: "Hey, no!"

"Do really really really good pens turn you on?" -Hayd

"bsh1's profile pic is what the snapchat filter would look like on steroids"- VOT

"let's keep it simple and traditional :D" -Biodome
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9/18/2016 5:35:00 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...
I always wear a swim shirt. Tf are you talking about?

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?
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9/18/2016 5:39:18 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/18/2016 5:35:00 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...
I always wear a swim shirt. Tf are you talking about?

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, lol.

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?
"Bonjour" -Feu

Diqiu: "Asian men are generally perceived as more feminine..."
Me: "Are you feminine?"
Diqiu: "Hey, no!"

"Do really really really good pens turn you on?" -Hayd

"bsh1's profile pic is what the snapchat filter would look like on steroids"- VOT

"let's keep it simple and traditional :D" -Biodome
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9/18/2016 5:40:26 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/18/2016 5:39:18 PM, missmozart wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:35:00 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...
I always wear a swim shirt. Tf are you talking about?

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, lol.
I'm being completely serious

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?
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9/18/2016 5:43:07 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/18/2016 5:40:26 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:39:18 PM, missmozart wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:35:00 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 8/28/2016 7:23:42 PM, missmozart wrote:
I remember when I was younger, my sister and I really wanted to teach our Dad how to swim because that was the only thing he was absolutely clueless about, literally. When he finally agreed to take us swimming, we decided to surprise him with a pair of swimming shorts. We handed him the shorts and this is exactly what he said and I'll never forget it:
"Aw thank you.........but where's the top to go with it?!"

Face slam XD
Then we told him he had to wear it topless...
I always wear a swim shirt. Tf are you talking about?

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, lol.
I'm being completely serious

Oh. Um cool I guess. I've never seen a guy wear a "swim top" before.

Anyways, what are funny things your parents ever said or did?
"Bonjour" -Feu

Diqiu: "Asian men are generally perceived as more feminine..."
Me: "Are you feminine?"
Diqiu: "Hey, no!"

"Do really really really good pens turn you on?" -Hayd

"bsh1's profile pic is what the snapchat filter would look like on steroids"- VOT

"let's keep it simple and traditional :D" -Biodome
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9/18/2016 5:47:29 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/18/2016 5:43:07 PM, missmozart wrote:
Oh. Um cool I guess. I've never seen a guy wear a "swim top" before.

It's just a shirt. I do that sometimes too.
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9/18/2016 5:55:32 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/18/2016 5:47:29 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:43:07 PM, missmozart wrote:
Oh. Um cool I guess. I've never seen a guy wear a "swim top" before.

It's just a shirt. I do that sometimes too.

Okay but the point was that I HAVE NEVER seen a guy wear a swim top before. Like ever. I'm not denying its existence but I'm not sure if it's just Ireland or maybe I'm losing my memory.
"Bonjour" -Feu

Diqiu: "Asian men are generally perceived as more feminine..."
Me: "Are you feminine?"
Diqiu: "Hey, no!"

"Do really really really good pens turn you on?" -Hayd

"bsh1's profile pic is what the snapchat filter would look like on steroids"- VOT

"let's keep it simple and traditional :D" -Biodome
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9/18/2016 5:56:37 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/18/2016 5:55:32 PM, missmozart wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:47:29 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:43:07 PM, missmozart wrote:
Oh. Um cool I guess. I've never seen a guy wear a "swim top" before.

It's just a shirt. I do that sometimes too.

Okay but the point was that I HAVE NEVER seen a guy wear a swim top before. Like ever. I'm not denying its existence but I'm not sure if it's just Ireland or maybe I'm losing my memory.

Lol maybe it's an American thing.
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2/7/2017 9:27:32 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 9/18/2016 5:55:32 PM, missmozart wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:47:29 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:43:07 PM, missmozart wrote:
Oh. Um cool I guess. I've never seen a guy wear a "swim top" before.

It's just a shirt. I do that sometimes too.

Okay but the point was that I HAVE NEVER seen a guy wear a swim top before. Like ever. I'm not denying its existence but I'm not sure if it's just Ireland or maybe I'm losing my memory.

Well down here at the trailer park in Bluefield, West Virginia the ladies like to wear the XXXX large t-shirts, it covers everything and they call them swimsuits
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3/29/2017 5:20:13 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 9/18/2016 5:55:32 PM, missmozart wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:47:29 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 9/18/2016 5:43:07 PM, missmozart wrote:
Oh. Um cool I guess. I've never seen a guy wear a "swim top" before.

It's just a shirt. I do that sometimes too.

Okay but the point was that I HAVE NEVER seen a guy wear a swim top before. Like ever. I'm not denying its existence but I'm not sure if it's just Ireland or maybe I'm losing my memory.

It's common for surfers and bodyboarders. Protects from getting scratched up to much. That said, most people back home in Hawaii tend to not use them.

Once my mom and I was at her cousin's house. She had a pool and hot tub and two lil kids (this was in my early teens). The water in the pool was between 30-40F, it being cold everyone was in the hot tub. One of the little kids kept jumping out of the hot tub and diving into the pool! Repeatedly.

My mother turned to me and said "I'll give you Five Dollars [THsea], if you do what your little cousin just did!"

So, THsea jumped out of the hot tub into the pool and immediately regretted the decision. It felt like needles on every part of my body! So cold!

I got out, got back into the hot tub and said "Where is my money?"

Momma TH gave a hard stare and said... "I feed you"

XD I thought it was so funny I didn't even care about the bet.