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3/21/2012 11:41:51 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
A long, long time ago......
In a galaxy far far away......

(Cue Star Wars Music, begin rolling text)

Its the year 2050.... And the nations of Earth have polarized between military powerhouses and military weaklings.... Of all the nations of Earth, only 12 of them have gained significant military and economical power, all of them happened to be under the complete control of our fellow DDO members.... They took power long ago, and in the years leading up to 2050 these nations have all been forming secret alliances with one another, plotted evilly against others and even against their own allies, and built their military's for the imminent breakout of World War 3......

What is unknown to all the nations though is just who is in an alliance with who, who their real allies are, who plans on attacking who, and who will end up being stabbed in the back as the war progresses, for only 3 nations will survive such a brutal conflict.

The year 2050 is here and a war the likes of which has never been seen before is about to break out. However to see how these nations got to such power, let us look back on their stories as leaders of the nations in this very conflict in their own words describe how they turned their countries into military giants and what they intend to accomplish in World War 3......
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3/21/2012 11:45:09 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
ok great when do we send in actions?
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3/21/2012 11:48:38 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/21/2012 11:45:09 AM, 16kadams wrote:
ok great when do we send in actions?

you PM me those only after i give the go ahead, we are still waiting for people to submit their alliances.

Until then I made this to keep people occupied, feel free to make your own story about your rise to power, rule over your country, and personal view about WW3 thats about to go down :)
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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3/21/2012 11:48:56 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
wait 3 nations get so survive? Real allies you know who you are, you will get to live :)
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3/21/2012 11:50:49 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/21/2012 11:48:38 AM, imabench wrote:
At 3/21/2012 11:45:09 AM, 16kadams wrote:
ok great when do we send in actions?

you PM me those only after i give the go ahead, we are still waiting for people to submit their alliances.

Until then I made this to keep people occupied, feel free to make your own story about your rise to power, rule over your country, and personal view about WW3 thats about to go down :)

kk
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3/21/2012 11:50:54 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
The game can end in a few ways,
1) Annihilation = all nations have destroyed themselves utterly (very unlikely)
2) Survival of the fittest = Only three nations are left (more likely)
3) Alliance = Three nations are left but two of them are in an alliance, then the two in an alliance win (also likely)
4) Betrayal = Three nations are left and one of them is in an alliance with the other two, the nation in two alliances is disqualified and the other two win the game

If I were you 16k id watch out for the last one....
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3/21/2012 11:53:47 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/21/2012 11:50:54 AM, imabench wrote:
The game can end in a few ways,
1) Annihilation = all nations have destroyed themselves utterly (very unlikely)
2) Survival of the fittest = Only three nations are left (more likely)
3) Alliance = Three nations are left but two of them are in an alliance, then the two in an alliance win (also likely)
4) Betrayal = Three nations are left and one of them is in an alliance with the other two, the nation in two alliances is disqualified and the other two win the game

If I were you 16k id watch out for the last one....

don't worry my trusted allies goal is to be the last 3. But I will watch out for 4.
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3/21/2012 12:14:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
How did I turn my country into a military powerhouse? It's simple really. Being a ruthless heartless dictator makes life so much simpler. Some people say it's a fault. I say it's a gift, and with my gifts I Fan Tom II have made North Korea the most dangerous, powerful and feared country in the world. For you see, it's quite simple really. After I rose into power I immediately sent dispatch's of men to different impoverished countries of the world. There they were commanded to capture hundreds or even thousands of the almost defenseless beings who were then brought back as slaves. Soon enough I had hundreds of thousands of slaves working my kingdom, and at basically no cost at all expect to keep them on their feet. So now what do I do? My country is sufficiently sustaining itself through the use of foreign slaves, and I have a whole nation of people resting on there butts. I do what anyone of my nature would do. I force 95% of my able bodied citizens into joining my glorious military. Soon enough I have one of the most powerful armies in the world, and being the dictator that I am, I go on conquests. I capture more people. I force them into joining my military or send them back to my country as slaves. The smart ones I send to labs, whose purpose is mainly nuclear power and mass disease spread. Refusal results in swift punishment. Death. Of course I keep some of my military back at home to keep the slaves from rebelling, and too keep guard my country from attack, but of course my conquests are still easily successful. Now my army has grown into THE most powerful military force in the world. So where do I go next from here? World domination? Yes, that is my ultimate plan. Like Alexander the Great I will not stop until all earth rests under my ruthless domain. If you ally with me you will receive the utmost honor, riches and glory; but if you foolishly decide to appose me, you will be crushed under the ruthless iron heel of my regime.
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3/21/2012 12:17:46 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/21/2012 12:14:38 PM, phantom wrote:
How did I turn my country into a military powerhouse? It's simple really. Being a ruthless heartless dictator makes life so much simpler. Some people say it's a fault. I say it's a gift, and with my gifts I Fan Tom II have made North Korea the most dangerous, powerful and feared country in the world. For you see, it's quite simple really. After I rose into power I immediately sent dispatch's of men to different impoverished countries of the world. There they were commanded to capture hundreds or even thousands of the almost defenseless beings who were then brought back as slaves. Soon enough I had hundreds of thousands of slaves working my kingdom, and at basically no cost at all expect to keep them on their feet. So now what do I do? My country is sufficiently sustaining itself through the use of foreign slaves, and I have a whole nation of people resting on there butts. I do what anyone of my nature would do. I force 95% of my able bodied citizens into joining my glorious military. Soon enough I have one of the most powerful armies in the world, and being the dictator that I am, I go on conquests. I capture more people. I force them into joining my military or send them back to my country as slaves. The smart ones I send to labs, whose purpose is mainly nuclear power and mass disease spread. Refusal results in swift punishment. Death. Of course I keep some of my military back at home to keep the slaves from rebelling, and too keep guard my country from attack, but of course my conquests are still easily successful. Now my army has grown into THE most powerful military force in the world. So where do I go next from here? World domination? Yes, that is my ultimate plan. Like Alexander the Great I will not stop until all earth rests under my ruthless domain. If you ally with me you will receive the utmost honor, riches and glory; but if you foolishly decide to appose me, you will be crushed under the ruthless iron heel of my regime.

I am scared either way
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3/21/2012 12:20:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/21/2012 12:14:38 PM, phantom wrote:
How did I turn my country into a military powerhouse? It's simple really. Being a ruthless heartless dictator makes life so much simpler. Some people say it's a fault. I say it's a gift, and with my gifts I Fan Tom II have made North Korea the most dangerous, powerful and feared country in the world. For you see, it's quite simple really. After I rose into power I immediately sent dispatch's of men to different impoverished countries of the world. There they were commanded to capture hundreds or even thousands of the almost defenseless beings who were then brought back as slaves. Soon enough I had hundreds of thousands of slaves working my kingdom, and at basically no cost at all expect to keep them on their feet. So now what do I do? My country is sufficiently sustaining itself through the use of foreign slaves, and I have a whole nation of people resting on there butts. I do what anyone of my nature would do. I force 95% of my able bodied citizens into joining my glorious military. Soon enough I have one of the most powerful armies in the world, and being the dictator that I am, I go on conquests. I capture more people. I force them into joining my military or send them back to my country as slaves. The smart ones I send to labs, whose purpose is mainly nuclear power and mass disease spread. Refusal results in swift punishment. Death. Of course I keep some of my military back at home to keep the slaves from rebelling, and too keep guard my country from attack, but of course my conquests are still easily successful. Now my army has grown into THE most powerful military force in the world. So where do I go next from here? World domination? Yes, that is my ultimate plan. Like Alexander the Great I will not stop until all earth rests under my ruthless domain. If you ally with me you will receive the utmost honor, riches and glory; but if you foolishly decide to appose me, you will be crushed under the ruthless iron heel of my regime.

that's my real name so no...I claim copyright up in here! jk
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3/21/2012 12:22:36 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I thank you, grand Imabench, for allowing me to share my countrymen's tale of our rise to power in the sovereign, stalwart Great Britain.

The formula for success and strengthening was rather simple, and worked quite effectively. Find out what you have that others want, exploit that want to gain what you want. It was all so very simple. And what do we have that others want so badly? Why this is even simpler: our accents.

British accents are, as everyone knows, the sexiest accent on the face of our beloved earth. Many a child has been bred just to have the accent we naturally possess. Many have tried to imitate it, but they are only a shadow of the true grandeur of our native tongue. This was the cornerstone of what we built our grand empire off of.

Tirelessly, British scientists worked to develop a formula that would allow others to gain the accents we possess naturally. It took four years for it to be developed, but once it was finished, it was of absolute greatness. Gave consumers a natural, flawless British accent, either male or female depending on their tastes and preferences, for the price of a painless shot in the thigh and two easy payments of 19.95 in American currency, which was our biggest market. Within one year of development, the product already netted our economy with a bonus in the billions.

With this added surplus of income, we commited the majority of it to the development of superior military technology. Within a few months, our armies rivaled that of the greatest nations of the world, and it only continues to grow in size and strength exponentially by the day.

Now we stand at the brink of a new world war, Britain shall come out on top. Our voices were what started our grand conquest, and our voices shall be the end of our enemies.
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3/21/2012 12:28:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Lol, nice. But you do realize being a ruthless dictator like myself lends me a nifty economy as well?
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3/21/2012 12:43:06 PM
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Thanks imabench, the leader of the UN.

The ways I got to power is much fattier then the way NK and UK did it, and yes the rod fattier was no typo.

As we know the Americans have the most unhealthy diets, but this habit lead to our rise in power. Many of the countries of poor starving populace began to crumble at our feet in the 2040 economic collapse. This is what this conflict is about, all of you stealing my damn oil and grease. That's why many of your economies are still working. The continent of Africa conceded many of its borders to us as they where in deep need of food. As they ate in out newly founded McDonalds, and the bastards where too poor to pay, we made them repay in another way. We captured them and made them join the army in turn for their families getting fed. We take a ripe 17 year old, plump him into training, and his parents get food. This helped out economy grow.

For those living in south Africa, the men where sent to factories to make tanks, they get housing and food, but no pay. This was in turn for their families protection from the other empires.

China never caught up economically, their one child policy and favoritism towards men caused a major decrease in population and a woman deficit. This created the 2020 economic collapse, they only surpassed us economically for a few months. They are now a third world country, except for their astounding military. They are like the former USSR, except we aren't at war. Yet.

We only suffered in one industry in the 2040 collapse: oil. McDonald's was repaying us as their massive Africa chains where finally generating profits and Brazil decided to obtiain US fatty habits. Our chain was making major bucks in our land and with the south Americans. And it was picking up steam in north and south Africa. We passed laws making anyone that went to our fatty restaurant also but a handgun. Crimes worldwide dropped 5%. Our world wide approval until the 2040 crash was high. But what created this conflict started in 2014: Oil.

Rick Santorum became president and we became a world power off of selling oil to the rest of the world on his energy policy. We converted to nuclear power electrically, and our economy was benefiting from fast food and oil. The president at the time in 2040: Rick Perry, forgot the third way not to slow down oil production. Oil production slowed and Europe had massive oil shortages and the world began to hate us again... ah like when GWB was president... As the worlds energy supply abruptly shrank and out fast food lost oil grease for its beloved fries Asia and Europe collapsed. Americas oil business died and out fast food struggling as they needed oil for the fries. The fast food industry healed when Texas remembered the 3rd one perry forgot, but they only had enough oil for US only. Damn liberals not letting us drill in the ANWAR. (this is a joke don't get pissed)

The world was mad at us for being selfish, alliances formed, australia got pissed, we became sad at our failures, and rick perry was assassinated, he forgot the third way to dodge. We fully banned Gay marriage one year later, Ron Paul became an authoritarian somehow (how was he alive?). The UN human rights council threw a fit. Not only was the world pissed at us for the oil shortage, but the UN was at our throats.

So now secret alliances are made, many of you will invade me for my precious oil reserves. Many of you will regret this move. And remember: this war will decrease my oil production many of you are so dependent on. And, lets say less oil means no more fries....
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3/21/2012 12:46:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
there where 2 economic collapses no matter what you think OK?!?! >:)
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3/21/2012 12:46:28 PM
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At 3/21/2012 12:43:06 PM, 16kadams wrote:
Thanks imabench, the leader of the UN.

The ways I got to power is much fattier then the way NK and UK did it, and yes the rod fattier was no typo.

As we know the Americans have the most unhealthy diets, but this habit lead to our rise in power. Many of the countries of poor starving populace began to crumble at our feet in the 2040 economic collapse. This is what this conflict is about, all of you stealing my damn oil and grease. That's why many of your economies are still working. The continent of Africa conceded many of its borders to us as they where in deep need of food. As they ate in out newly founded McDonalds, and the bastards where too poor to pay, we made them repay in another way. We captured them and made them join the army in turn for their families getting fed. We take a ripe 17 year old, plump him into training, and his parents get food. This helped out economy grow.

For those living in south Africa, the men where sent to factories to make tanks, they get housing and food, but no pay. This was in turn for their families protection from the other empires.

China never caught up economically, their one child policy and favoritism towards men caused a major decrease in population and a woman deficit. This created the 2020 economic collapse, they only surpassed us economically for a few months. They are now a third world country, except for their astounding military. They are like the former USSR, except we aren't at war. Yet.

We only suffered in one industry in the 2040 collapse: oil. McDonald's was repaying us as their massive Africa chains where finally generating profits and Brazil decided to obtiain US fatty habits. Our chain was making major bucks in our land and with the south Americans. And it was picking up steam in north and south Africa. We passed laws making anyone that went to our fatty restaurant also but a handgun. Crimes worldwide dropped 5%. Our world wide approval until the 2040 crash was high. But what created this conflict started in 2014: Oil.

Rick Santorum became president and we became a world power off of selling oil to the rest of the world on his energy policy. We converted to nuclear power electrically, and our economy was benefiting from fast food and oil. The president at the time in 2040: Rick Perry, forgot the third way not to slow down oil production. Oil production slowed and Europe had massive oil shortages and the world began to hate us again... ah like when GWB was president... As the worlds energy supply abruptly shrank and out fast food lost oil grease for its beloved fries Asia and Europe collapsed. Americas oil business died and out fast food struggling as they needed oil for the fries. The fast food industry healed when Texas remembered the 3rd one perry forgot, but they only had enough oil for US only. Damn liberals not letting us drill in the ANWAR. (this is a joke don't get pissed)

The world was mad at us for being selfish, alliances formed, australia got pissed, we became sad at our failures, and rick perry was assassinated, he forgot the third way to dodge. We fully banned Gay marriage one year later, Ron Paul became an authoritarian somehow (how was he alive?). The UN human rights council threw a fit. Not only was the world pissed at us for the oil shortage, but the UN was at our throats.

So now secret alliances are made, many of you will invade me for my precious oil reserves. Many of you will regret this move. And remember: this war will decrease my oil production many of you are so dependent on. And, lets say less oil means no more fries....

This made me giggle.
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3/21/2012 12:48:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/21/2012 12:46:28 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 3/21/2012 12:43:06 PM, 16kadams wrote:
Thanks imabench, the leader of the UN.

The ways I got to power is much fattier then the way NK and UK did it, and yes the rod fattier was no typo.

As we know the Americans have the most unhealthy diets, but this habit lead to our rise in power. Many of the countries of poor starving populace began to crumble at our feet in the 2040 economic collapse. This is what this conflict is about, all of you stealing my damn oil and grease. That's why many of your economies are still working. The continent of Africa conceded many of its borders to us as they where in deep need of food. As they ate in out newly founded McDonalds, and the bastards where too poor to pay, we made them repay in another way. We captured them and made them join the army in turn for their families getting fed. We take a ripe 17 year old, plump him into training, and his parents get food. This helped out economy grow.

For those living in south Africa, the men where sent to factories to make tanks, they get housing and food, but no pay. This was in turn for their families protection from the other empires.

China never caught up economically, their one child policy and favoritism towards men caused a major decrease in population and a woman deficit. This created the 2020 economic collapse, they only surpassed us economically for a few months. They are now a third world country, except for their astounding military. They are like the former USSR, except we aren't at war. Yet.

We only suffered in one industry in the 2040 collapse: oil. McDonald's was repaying us as their massive Africa chains where finally generating profits and Brazil decided to obtiain US fatty habits. Our chain was making major bucks in our land and with the south Americans. And it was picking up steam in north and south Africa. We passed laws making anyone that went to our fatty restaurant also but a handgun. Crimes worldwide dropped 5%. Our world wide approval until the 2040 crash was high. But what created this conflict started in 2014: Oil.

Rick Santorum became president and we became a world power off of selling oil to the rest of the world on his energy policy. We converted to nuclear power electrically, and our economy was benefiting from fast food and oil. The president at the time in 2040: Rick Perry, forgot the third way not to slow down oil production. Oil production slowed and Europe had massive oil shortages and the world began to hate us again... ah like when GWB was president... As the worlds energy supply abruptly shrank and out fast food lost oil grease for its beloved fries Asia and Europe collapsed. Americas oil business died and out fast food struggling as they needed oil for the fries. The fast food industry healed when Texas remembered the 3rd one perry forgot, but they only had enough oil for US only. Damn liberals not letting us drill in the ANWAR. (this is a joke don't get pissed)

The world was mad at us for being selfish, alliances formed, australia got pissed, we became sad at our failures, and rick perry was assassinated, he forgot the third way to dodge. We fully banned Gay marriage one year later, Ron Paul became an authoritarian somehow (how was he alive?). The UN human rights council threw a fit. Not only was the world pissed at us for the oil shortage, but the UN was at our throats.

So now secret alliances are made, many of you will invade me for my precious oil reserves. Many of you will regret this move. And remember: this war will decrease my oil production many of you are so dependent on. And, lets say less oil means no more fries....

This made me giggle.

I know it would
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3/21/2012 12:52:09 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
here's contras (germany)

Hitler came back, and mad us strong!!

Yep Hitler made their army bigger, and killed people he hated. That didn't make them stronger, but whatever.
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3/21/2012 12:56:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
No Hitlers dead. He did go to the earths core, as conspiracy theorists say, but he didn't realize how hot it would be down there.
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3/21/2012 12:56:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/21/2012 12:56:23 PM, phantom wrote:
No Hitlers dead. He did go to the earths core, as conspiracy theorists say, but he didn't realize how hot it would be down there.

lol
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3/21/2012 1:16:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/21/2012 12:43:06 PM, 16kadams wrote:
Thanks imabench, the leader of the UN.

The ways I got to power is much fattier then the way NK and UK did it, and yes the rod fattier was no typo.

As we know the Americans have the most unhealthy diets, but this habit lead to our rise in power. Many of the countries of poor starving populace began to crumble at our feet in the 2040 economic collapse. This is what this conflict is about, all of you stealing my damn oil and grease. That's why many of your economies are still working. The continent of Africa conceded many of its borders to us as they where in deep need of food. As they ate in out newly founded McDonalds, and the bastards where too poor to pay, we made them repay in another way. We captured them and made them join the army in turn for their families getting fed. We take a ripe 17 year old, plump him into training, and his parents get food. This helped out economy grow.

For those living in south Africa, the men where sent to factories to make tanks, they get housing and food, but no pay. This was in turn for their families protection from the other empires.

China never caught up economically, their one child policy and favoritism towards men caused a major decrease in population and a woman deficit. This created the 2020 economic collapse, they only surpassed us economically for a few months. They are now a third world country, except for their astounding military. They are like the former USSR, except we aren't at war. Yet.

We only suffered in one industry in the 2040 collapse: oil. McDonald's was repaying us as their massive Africa chains where finally generating profits and Brazil decided to obtiain US fatty habits. Our chain was making major bucks in our land and with the south Americans. And it was picking up steam in north and south Africa. We passed laws making anyone that went to our fatty restaurant also but a handgun. Crimes worldwide dropped 5%. Our world wide approval until the 2040 crash was high. But what created this conflict started in 2014: Oil.

Rick Santorum became president and we became a world power off of selling oil to the rest of the world on his energy policy. We converted to nuclear power electrically, and our economy was benefiting from fast food and oil. The president at the time in 2040: Rick Perry, forgot the third way not to slow down oil production. Oil production slowed and Europe had massive oil shortages and the world began to hate us again... ah like when GWB was president... As the worlds energy supply abruptly shrank and out fast food lost oil grease for its beloved fries Asia and Europe collapsed. Americas oil business died and out fast food struggling as they needed oil for the fries. The fast food industry healed when Texas remembered the 3rd one perry forgot, but they only had enough oil for US only. Damn liberals not letting us drill in the ANWAR. (this is a joke don't get pissed)

The world was mad at us for being selfish, alliances formed, australia got pissed, we became sad at our failures, and rick perry was assassinated, he forgot the third way to dodge. We fully banned Gay marriage one year later, Ron Paul became an authoritarian somehow (how was he alive?). The UN human rights council threw a fit. Not only was the world pissed at us for the oil shortage, but the UN was at our throats.

So now secret alliances are made, many of you will invade me for my precious oil reserves. Many of you will regret this move. And remember: this war will decrease my oil production many of you are so dependent on. And, lets say less oil means no more fries....

I like that title
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3/21/2012 1:26:47 PM
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A Brief History of Afghanistan 2012-2050

After fourteen years of war, the United States finally withdrew from Afghanistan, soundly defeating the Taliban in the spring offensive of 2013. The Afgan kleptocracy was left to It's own devices, to fail or succeed on It's own fortunes. The country slipped back into a crippling poverty, with no lucrative legal resources to exploit and no industry to speak of. The token democratic government was overthrown in a bloodless coup by the Afghan military in 2019.

In the early 2020's an Afghan packer discovered gold north of Kabul, in the mountains. This discovery heralded a massive gold rush, which lead to the discovery of vast deposits of rare earth minerals, precious stones, and industrial ore. These new resources lead to the complete revival of the Afghan economy, as foreign investors poured in from all around the globe. As the new year of 2040 reigned in, the Afghan economy was one of the strongest in the world; having embraced free market reforms, freedom of the press, and the democratization of finance within the country.

With It's newfound prestige and prosperity, the Afghan people projected their power throughout Central Asia. When the Iranians finally developed a viable nuclear weapon and presented it to the world, Afghanistan lead a coalition of Middle Eastern countries in the Great Middle Eastern War. Iran was divided into spheres of influence between the member states of the newly formed Middle Eastern Coalition, with Afghanistan claiming the lion's share of eastern Iran and It's precious oil reserves.

As the decade wore on, the MEC strengthen; adopting one currency, one military, and unrestricted free trade. As the world entered the year 2050, it became obvious which country projected the most power in this coalition; Afghanistan.

With the MEC under It's thumb, Afghanistan looks outside of the Middle East to project It's power.
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3/21/2012 1:29:15 PM
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well done MrBrooks well done
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3/21/2012 1:48:38 PM
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At 3/21/2012 1:16:19 PM, imabench wrote:
At 3/21/2012 12:43:06 PM, 16kadams wrote:
Thanks imabench, the leader of the UN.

The ways I got to power is much fattier then the way NK and UK did it, and yes the rod fattier was no typo.

As we know the Americans have the most unhealthy diets, but this habit lead to our rise in power. Many of the countries of poor starving populace began to crumble at our feet in the 2040 economic collapse. This is what this conflict is about, all of you stealing my damn oil and grease. That's why many of your economies are still working. The continent of Africa conceded many of its borders to us as they where in deep need of food. As they ate in out newly founded McDonalds, and the bastards where too poor to pay, we made them repay in another way. We captured them and made them join the army in turn for their families getting fed. We take a ripe 17 year old, plump him into training, and his parents get food. This helped out economy grow.

For those living in south Africa, the men where sent to factories to make tanks, they get housing and food, but no pay. This was in turn for their families protection from the other empires.

China never caught up economically, their one child policy and favoritism towards men caused a major decrease in population and a woman deficit. This created the 2020 economic collapse, they only surpassed us economically for a few months. They are now a third world country, except for their astounding military. They are like the former USSR, except we aren't at war. Yet.

We only suffered in one industry in the 2040 collapse: oil. McDonald's was repaying us as their massive Africa chains where finally generating profits and Brazil decided to obtiain US fatty habits. Our chain was making major bucks in our land and with the south Americans. And it was picking up steam in north and south Africa. We passed laws making anyone that went to our fatty restaurant also but a handgun. Crimes worldwide dropped 5%. Our world wide approval until the 2040 crash was high. But what created this conflict started in 2014: Oil.

Rick Santorum became president and we became a world power off of selling oil to the rest of the world on his energy policy. We converted to nuclear power electrically, and our economy was benefiting from fast food and oil. The president at the time in 2040: Rick Perry, forgot the third way not to slow down oil production. Oil production slowed and Europe had massive oil shortages and the world began to hate us again... ah like when GWB was president... As the worlds energy supply abruptly shrank and out fast food lost oil grease for its beloved fries Asia and Europe collapsed. Americas oil business died and out fast food struggling as they needed oil for the fries. The fast food industry healed when Texas remembered the 3rd one perry forgot, but they only had enough oil for US only. Damn liberals not letting us drill in the ANWAR. (this is a joke don't get pissed)

The world was mad at us for being selfish, alliances formed, australia got pissed, we became sad at our failures, and rick perry was assassinated, he forgot the third way to dodge. We fully banned Gay marriage one year later, Ron Paul became an authoritarian somehow (how was he alive?). The UN human rights council threw a fit. Not only was the world pissed at us for the oil shortage, but the UN was at our throats.

So now secret alliances are made, many of you will invade me for my precious oil reserves. Many of you will regret this move. And remember: this war will decrease my oil production many of you are so dependent on. And, lets say less oil means no more fries....

I like that title

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3/21/2012 2:11:11 PM
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The damned countries had beaten China out of its wits but in the Year Of 2012, they rose into power. Communism had it's ways and as it conquered the most of all Asian countries, we suffered an enormous amount of pain so that we would have the highest endurance level of all. Our population decreased greatly and we hadvery few women but that all changed in 2045. We threw away everything and recreated it as a Communist State with a head economy, a powerful army, and . We conquered every "Asian" State except North Korea and Russia. We rose to power and look to world domination. Praise the Viper, Saviour Of The State Of China.
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3/21/2012 2:18:27 PM
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At 3/21/2012 2:11:11 PM, Viper-King wrote:
The damned countries had beaten China out of its wits but in the Year Of 2012, they rose into power. Communism had it's ways and as it conquered the most of all Asian countries, we suffered an enormous amount of pain so that we would have the highest endurance level of all. Our population decreased greatly and we hadvery few women but that all changed in 2045. We threw away everything and recreated it as a Communist State with a head economy, a powerful army, and . We conquered every "Asian" State except North Korea and Russia. We rose to power and look to world domination. Praise the Viper, Saviour Of The State Of China.

I already showed your economy sucks in mine. Change the story mkay.
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3/21/2012 2:22:02 PM
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At 3/21/2012 2:18:27 PM, 16kadams wrote:
At 3/21/2012 2:11:11 PM, Viper-King wrote:
The damned countries had beaten China out of its wits but in the Year Of 2012, they rose into power. Communism had it's ways and as it conquered the most of all Asian countries, we suffered an enormous amount of pain so that we would have the highest endurance level of all. Our population decreased greatly and we hadvery few women but that all changed in 2045. We threw away everything and recreated it as a Communist State with a head economy, a powerful army, and . We conquered every "Asian" State except North Korea and Russia. We rose to power and look to world domination. Praise the Viper, Saviour Of The State Of China.

I already showed your economy sucks in mine. Change the story mkay.

Nope. Every country makes its own story. My economy is great. You make you're own story. I make mine. mkay?
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3/21/2012 3:27:25 PM
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At 3/21/2012 2:22:02 PM, Viper-King wrote:
At 3/21/2012 2:18:27 PM, 16kadams wrote:
At 3/21/2012 2:11:11 PM, Viper-King wrote:
The damned countries had beaten China out of its wits but in the Year Of 2012, they rose into power. Communism had it's ways and as it conquered the most of all Asian countries, we suffered an enormous amount of pain so that we would have the highest endurance level of all. Our population decreased greatly and we hadvery few women but that all changed in 2045. We threw away everything and recreated it as a Communist State with a head economy, a powerful army, and . We conquered every "Asian" State except North Korea and Russia. We rose to power and look to world domination. Praise the Viper, Saviour Of The State Of China.

I already showed your economy sucks in mine. Change the story mkay.

Nope. Every country makes its own story. My economy is great. You make you're own story. I make mine. mkay?

wait no it makes sense! the USSR and other communist countries always say we have a good economy, when it sucks. So keep the story the same.
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3/21/2012 3:37:13 PM
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Mexico, the leading producer of Tecate and Burritos, underwent a covert operation to poison the the people of the world. By introducing a slow-acting poison known as HCE-15, they were able to poison the leaders of their most hated enemy: Cuba. After they decimated Cuba and spread their territory to Cuba, they simultaneously betrayed their American friends and poisoned the entire US except for Utah and Rhode Island who didn't give a fvck if they were poisoned they were going to live anyway.

Then Mexico's inhabitants with their raging libidos repopulated Cuba and the US with their own Mexican race. After that they raised a Mexican army which is no one of the most formiddable military forces in the world.

There was also a lot of prostitution, cocaine, and iPods involved but that's another story...
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3/21/2012 3:57:45 PM
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At 3/21/2012 3:27:25 PM, 16kadams wrote:
At 3/21/2012 2:22:02 PM, Viper-King wrote:
At 3/21/2012 2:18:27 PM, 16kadams wrote:
At 3/21/2012 2:11:11 PM, Viper-King wrote:
The damned countries had beaten China out of its wits but in the Year Of 2012, they rose into power. Communism had it's ways and as it conquered the most of all Asian countries, we suffered an enormous amount of pain so that we would have the highest endurance level of all. Our population decreased greatly and we hadvery few women but that all changed in 2045. We threw away everything and recreated it as a Communist State with a head economy, a powerful army, and . We conquered every "Asian" State except North Korea and Russia. We rose to power and look to world domination. Praise the Viper, Saviour Of The State Of China.

I already showed your economy sucks in mine. Change the story mkay.

Nope. Every country makes its own story. My economy is great. You make you're own story. I make mine. mkay?

wait no it makes sense! the USSR and other communist countries always say we have a good economy, when it sucks. So keep the story the same.

Nope.
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3/21/2012 4:05:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
really guys? keep it in your own country
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