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UnStupendousMan
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4/6/2012 7:40:16 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I always wanted to do this since I stumbled upon the original thread in RAAMP. It recently came up again on the Nationstates Forums.

Basically, person one wishes for something, and person two corrupts it. For example:

1: I wish for a puppy!
2: Granted, your massive and fire-breathing puppy has arrived at your front door.
I wish to be eaten by sharks!
3: Granted, you do so 70 years from now, and you are in a coma beforehand.

and so on. No double posting.

I'll start first:
I wish for intelligence!
BlackVoid
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4/6/2012 7:42:50 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:40:16 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
I wish for intelligence!

Granted, but you think so much that you forget to breathe.

I wish for money.
TUF
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4/6/2012 7:43:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:40:16 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
I wish for intelligence!

Granted, but your are blind, dumb and mutem thus rendering your intelligence useless.

I wish for eternal life.
"I've got to go and grab a shirt" ~ Airmax1227
TUF
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4/6/2012 7:43:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:42:50 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:40:16 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
I wish for intelligence!

Granted, but you think so much that you forget to breathe.

I wish for money.

Granted, but you are stranded on a deserted island in the middle of no where, with nothing to use it on.

I wish for candy.
"I've got to go and grab a shirt" ~ Airmax1227
Thaddeus
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4/6/2012 7:44:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:43:00 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:40:16 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
I wish for intelligence!

Granted, but your are blind, dumb and mutem thus rendering your intelligence useless.

I wish for eternal life.

You get eternal life. I can't think of anything worse in a few billion years.
UnStupendousMan
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4/6/2012 7:44:33 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:42:50 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:40:16 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
I wish for intelligence!

Granted, but you think so much that you forget to breathe.

I wish for money.

Granted, it's all burning and guarded by trolls.

I wish for omnipotence!
Man-is-good
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4/6/2012 7:45:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Thaddeus, what do you wish for?
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
Man-is-good
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4/6/2012 7:45:53 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:44:33 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:42:50 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:40:16 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
I wish for intelligence!

Granted, but you think so much that you forget to breathe.

I wish for money.

Granted, it's all burning and guarded by trolls.

I wish for omnipotence!

Granted, at the very cost that you can never exert your own power for fear of destroying yourself and the entire universe.

I wish for nothing more than knowledge and a good life.
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
Hardcore.Pwnography
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4/6/2012 7:45:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:43:57 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:42:50 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:40:16 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
I wish for intelligence!

Granted, but you think so much that you forget to breathe.

I wish for money.

Granted, but you are stranded on a deserted island in the middle of no where, with nothing to use it on.

I wish for candy.

Granted, but they're all black jellybeans.

I wish to be bad at mafia.
Zaradi
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4/6/2012 7:47:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:43:57 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:42:50 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:40:16 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
I wish for intelligence!

Granted, but you think so much that you forget to breathe.

I wish for money.

Granted, but you are stranded on a deserted island in the middle of no where, with nothing to use it on.

I wish for candy.

Granted, your cyanide-laced lollipop is yours to eat.

I wish for answers
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UnStupendousMan
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4/6/2012 7:47:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:45:53 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:44:33 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:42:50 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:40:16 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
I wish for intelligence!

Granted, but you think so much that you forget to breathe.

I wish for money.

Granted, it's all burning and guarded by trolls.

I wish for omnipotence!

Granted, at the very cost that you can never exert your own power for fear of destroying yourself and the entire universe.

I wish for nothing more than knowledge and a good life.

Granted. It's knowledge of how to die painfully--every single way possible. And your "good life" is in an alternate universe.

I wish for a pony!
Hardcore.Pwnography
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4/6/2012 7:48:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:47:20 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:45:53 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:44:33 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:42:50 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:40:16 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
I wish for intelligence!

Granted, but you think so much that you forget to breathe.

I wish for money.

Granted, it's all burning and guarded by trolls.

I wish for omnipotence!

Granted, at the very cost that you can never exert your own power for fear of destroying yourself and the entire universe.

I wish for nothing more than knowledge and a good life.

Granted. It's knowledge of how to die painfully--every single way possible. And your "good life" is in an alternate universe.

I wish for a pony!

Granted, the pony is into beastiality and always tries to sodomize you.

I wish not to have my wish corrupted.
UnStupendousMan
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4/6/2012 7:49:25 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:48:18 PM, Hardcore.Pwnography wrote:

I wish not to have my wish corrupted.

Granted. What a way to waste a wish.

I wish for the ability to fly!
drafterman
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4/6/2012 7:49:50 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:49:25 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:48:18 PM, Hardcore.Pwnography wrote:

I wish not to have my wish corrupted.

Granted. What a way to waste a wish.

I wish for the ability to fly!

Granted. Gravity is reversed for you.
Man-is-good
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4/6/2012 7:49:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:48:18 PM, Hardcore.Pwnography wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:47:20 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:45:53 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:44:33 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:42:50 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:40:16 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
I wish for intelligence!

Granted, but you think so much that you forget to breathe.

I wish for money.

Granted, it's all burning and guarded by trolls.

I wish for omnipotence!

Granted, at the very cost that you can never exert your own power for fear of destroying yourself and the entire universe.

I wish for nothing more than knowledge and a good life.

Granted. It's knowledge of how to die painfully--every single way possible. And your "good life" is in an alternate universe.

I wish for a pony!

Granted, the pony is into beastiality and always tries to sodomize you.

I wish not to have my wish corrupted.

Granted, at the expanse of being kicked out of this game.

I wish for a horse to ride on like a knight in shining armor!
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
drafterman
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4/6/2012 7:50:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:49:50 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:49:25 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:48:18 PM, Hardcore.Pwnography wrote:

I wish not to have my wish corrupted.

Granted. What a way to waste a wish.

I wish for the ability to fly!

Granted. Gravity is reversed for you.

I wish for the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world.
UnStupendousMan
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4/6/2012 7:52:05 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:50:10 PM, drafterman wrote:

I wish for the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world.

Granted, you are now violently allergic to milk and glucose. And your tongue is ripped out, and the sandwich is forced down your throat.

I wish for a perfectly happy day!
Sans_the_Ander
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4/6/2012 7:52:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:50:10 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:49:50 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:49:25 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:48:18 PM, Hardcore.Pwnography wrote:

I wish not to have my wish corrupted.

Granted. What a way to waste a wish.

I wish for the ability to fly!

Granted. Gravity is reversed for you.

I wish for the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world.

Granted, but I eat it right in front of you.

I wish to become ruler of the universe!
Buddamoose
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4/6/2012 7:52:48 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:52:05 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:50:10 PM, drafterman wrote:

I wish for the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world.

Granted, you are now violently allergic to milk and glucose. And your tongue is ripped out, and the sandwich is forced down your throat.

I wish for a perfectly happy day!

Granted, your perfectly happy day causes your face to be permanently stuck in a smile.
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
royalpaladin
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4/6/2012 7:53:01 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:52:05 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:50:10 PM, drafterman wrote:

I wish for the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world.

Granted, you are now violently allergic to milk and glucose. And your tongue is ripped out, and the sandwich is forced down your throat.

I wish for a perfectly happy day!

Granted, but the happiness shall be given to an individual who kills you.

I wish for Zaradi!
Man-is-good
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4/6/2012 7:53:16 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:52:21 PM, Sans_the_Ander wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:50:10 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:49:50 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:49:25 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:48:18 PM, Hardcore.Pwnography wrote:

I wish not to have my wish corrupted.

Granted. What a way to waste a wish.

I wish for the ability to fly!

Granted. Gravity is reversed for you.

I wish for the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world.

Granted, but I eat it right in front of you.

I wish to become ruler of the universe!

Granted, but as a figurehead and symbol of the power of the universe instead.

I wish to know the divine countenance.
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
Man-is-good
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4/6/2012 7:53:44 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:53:01 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:52:05 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:50:10 PM, drafterman wrote:

I wish for the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world.

Granted, you are now violently allergic to milk and glucose. And your tongue is ripped out, and the sandwich is forced down your throat.

I wish for a perfectly happy day!

Granted, but the happiness shall be given to an individual who kills you.

I wish for Zaradi!

Granted...as a girl.

I wish for nothing.
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
BlackVoid
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4/6/2012 7:53:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:53:01 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:52:05 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:50:10 PM, drafterman wrote:

I wish for the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world.

Granted, you are now violently allergic to milk and glucose. And your tongue is ripped out, and the sandwich is forced down your throat.

I wish for a perfectly happy day!

Granted, but the happiness shall be given to an individual who kills you.

I wish for Zaradi!

Granted, but he is dead.

I wish for death.
Buddamoose
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4/6/2012 7:54:05 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:53:01 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:52:05 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:50:10 PM, drafterman wrote:

I wish for the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world.

Granted, you are now violently allergic to milk and glucose. And your tongue is ripped out, and the sandwich is forced down your throat.

I wish for a perfectly happy day!

Granted, but the happiness shall be given to an individual who kills you.

I wish for Zaradi!

Granted but Zaradi turns out to be a 75 year old man with colon problems.

I wish for $100 dollars.
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
UnStupendousMan
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4/6/2012 7:54:15 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:52:21 PM, Sans_the_Ander wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:50:10 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:49:50 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:49:25 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:48:18 PM, Hardcore.Pwnography wrote:

I wish not to have my wish corrupted.

Granted. What a way to waste a wish.

I wish for the ability to fly!

Granted. Gravity is reversed for you.

I wish for the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world.

Granted, but I eat it right in front of you.

I wish to become ruler of the universe!

Granted, you are deposed, and you are chased around fearing for your life. And, because you are immortal, you will never have repreave.

What I wished beforehand.
Buddamoose
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4/6/2012 7:55:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:53:57 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:53:01 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:52:05 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:50:10 PM, drafterman wrote:

I wish for the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world.

Granted, you are now violently allergic to milk and glucose. And your tongue is ripped out, and the sandwich is forced down your throat.

I wish for a perfectly happy day!

Granted, but the happiness shall be given to an individual who kills you.

I wish for Zaradi!

Granted, but he is dead.

I wish for death.

Granted but turns out theres an afterlife so technically you are still alive.
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
royalpaladin
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4/6/2012 7:55:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:54:05 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:53:01 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:52:05 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:50:10 PM, drafterman wrote:

I wish for the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world.

Granted, you are now violently allergic to milk and glucose. And your tongue is ripped out, and the sandwich is forced down your throat.

I wish for a perfectly happy day!

Granted, but the happiness shall be given to an individual who kills you.

I wish for Zaradi!

Granted but Zaradi turns out to be a 75 year old man with colon problems.

I wish for $100 dollars.

Granted, but in Monopoly money.

I wish for Zaradi to be my husband!
UnStupendousMan
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4/6/2012 7:56:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/6/2012 7:54:05 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:53:01 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:52:05 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
At 4/6/2012 7:50:10 PM, drafterman wrote:

I wish for the best grilled cheese sandwich in the world.

Granted, you are now violently allergic to milk and glucose. And your tongue is ripped out, and the sandwich is forced down your throat.

I wish for a perfectly happy day!

Granted, but the happiness shall be given to an individual who kills you.

I wish for Zaradi!

Granted but Zaradi turns out to be a 75 year old man with colon problems.

I wish for $100 dollars.

Granted, everyone else's money disappears and they know you have the only currency left in America. It's on, mortal.

I wish for a kitten!