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Thaddeus
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4/9/2012 4:41:25 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Everyone is lying face down on a cobblestone road. It is a bright morning. The air is crisp and cool. A gentle wind blows. Slowly, everyone begins to wake up. They appear to be in a narrow street with stone or wood buildings running parallel to each other. There is no-one in sight. No activity can be seen through the windows of the buildings. The street lamps lining the road are old fashioned metal constructs, requiring a flame to light them. Up above can be seen a humongous balloon which is chained to the ground some way away. Further away, nearly behind a behemoth of a cloud, another can be seen. The group notices there is one extra person with them (aside from Hitler)

A voice speaks from Paul's watch: "Your mission is to find and kill the individual known as the Enigma. We have succeeded in blocking any time or dimension jumps for the next 24 hours. Do not fail us. Reality depends on your success"

Stevie Hawinsauce
TUF the Rough
Budda of Banterbury
Royal the Raver
Airmaximus
Lord High Executioner of The fearsome snakes
Thesexbomb - who is now Hitler
Ober,HerrMajesty
Drafter da Droll
His lordship, Pornguy (HCP)

Give the newbies the run down chaps. Its time to change the multiverse as we know it. This one is going to end with a bang.
Stephen_Hawkins
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4/9/2012 4:42:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 4:41:25 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
Everyone is lying face down on a cobblestone road. It is a bright morning. The air is crisp and cool. A gentle wind blows. Slowly, everyone begins to wake up. They appear to be in a narrow street with stone or wood buildings running parallel to each other. There is no-one in sight. No activity can be seen through the windows of the buildings. The street lamps lining the road are old fashioned metal constructs, requiring a flame to light them. Up above can be seen a humongous balloon which is chained to the ground some way away. Further away, nearly behind a behemoth of a cloud, another can be seen. The group notices there is one extra person with them (aside from Hitler)

A voice speaks from Paul's watch: "Your mission is to find and kill the individual known as the Enigma. We have succeeded in blocking any time or dimension jumps for the next 24 hours. Do not fail us. Reality depends on your success"


Stevie Hawinsauce
TUF the Rough
Budda of Banterbury
Royal the Raver
Airmaximus
Lord High Executioner of The fearsome snakes
Thesexbomb - who is now Hitler
Ober,HerrMajesty
Drafter da Droll
His lordship, Pornguy (HCP)

Give the newbies the run down chaps. Its time to change the multiverse as we know it. This one is going to end with a bang.

shouts first!
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to be Gay, he'll positively influence the GDP.

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Stephen_Hawkins
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4/9/2012 4:43:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
ask my watch if I can still distort time.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to be Gay, he'll positively influence the GDP.

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4/9/2012 4:43:55 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 4:42:55 PM, THEBOMB wrote:
Alright, I'm new here my names Hitler.

Yes, we remember you from last reality.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to be Gay, he'll positively influence the GDP.

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4/9/2012 4:45:29 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 4:43:55 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
At 4/9/2012 4:42:55 PM, THEBOMB wrote:
Alright, I'm new here my names Hitler.

Yes, we remember you from last reality.

Hmm...well I remember nothing. Time to read :D
airmax1227
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4/9/2012 4:59:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I am Marine Petite from 16th century France, Leader of the Guardians and now a knight of awesome

Once I was a naive and scared young girl, but I have now become a symbolic knight, and shall save all of humanity from the disturbances of time

*giggle*
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Buddamoose
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4/9/2012 5:01:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I am Jack Ryan. Former special forces U.S. Marines.
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
Thaddeus
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4/9/2012 5:01:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Speed recap. Fall on ship. Big fight. Woopsie. Scary giant attack stabby mcstab stab (Jack Gray, Budda). Stabby too cool. Oh dear, an island. Time fuccked up. Freaky baby squid sink ship. Island trapdoor. Deep underground. Midget with axe attack dragon (Cornelius, VK) Stabby mcstabstab kill midget. Door. Door leads to sunny island (yes still hundreds of meters below sea level, wierd huh?). Island populated by welsh and scots. Scots try kill welsh. Vice versa. Guardians say nono. Mr Average (Paul, Stephen) saves day. Uses sheepnades to save welsh and scots. Sheep shagging ensues. Portal.
Big castle. Oh no Spiders kill robot! Oh no massive spider! Oh no Hitler! Oh we have to save Hitler. Woops cause dragon keep trying to kill him (and everyone else). Go outside whilst fighting spiders. See that on moon. See muthafuckin huge spider on castle. Go back in side. Chill. Go to Hitler. Hitler show armoury. Dudes and dudets attack hitler for the bants. Hitler unconcious. Still a douche, but seems more skilled than normal hitler. And more sarcastic. Eh. Take weapons. Kill spider. Dragon get splatted. Sackville save dragon. Portal.
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4/9/2012 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 5:01:21 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
Speed recap. Fall on ship. Big fight. Woopsie. Scary giant attack stabby mcstab stab (Jack Gray, Budda). Stabby too cool. Oh dear, an island. Time fuccked up. Freaky baby squid sink ship. Island trapdoor. Deep underground. Midget with axe attack dragon (Cornelius, VK) Stabby mcstabstab kill midget. Door. Door leads to sunny island (yes still hundreds of meters below sea level, wierd huh?). Island populated by welsh and scots. Scots try kill welsh. Vice versa. Guardians say nono. Mr Average (Paul, Stephen) saves day. Uses sheepnades to save welsh and scots. Sheep shagging ensues. Portal.
Big castle. Oh no Spiders kill robot! Oh no massive spider! Oh no Hitler! Oh we have to save Hitler. Woops cause dragon keep trying to kill him (and everyone else). Go outside whilst fighting spiders. See that on moon. See muthafuckin huge spider on castle. Go back in side. Chill. Go to Hitler. Hitler show armoury. Dudes and dudets attack hitler for the bants. Hitler unconcious. Still a douche, but seems more skilled than normal hitler. And more sarcastic. Eh. Take weapons. Kill spider. Dragon get splatted. Sackville save dragon. Portal.

((Nice recap... what is our current goal?))
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4/9/2012 5:04:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 5:03:23 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:01:21 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
Speed recap. Fall on ship. Big fight. Woopsie. Scary giant attack stabby mcstab stab (Jack Gray, Budda). Stabby too cool. Oh dear, an island. Time fuccked up. Freaky baby squid sink ship. Island trapdoor. Deep underground. Midget with axe attack dragon (Cornelius, VK) Stabby mcstabstab kill midget. Door. Door leads to sunny island (yes still hundreds of meters below sea level, wierd huh?). Island populated by welsh and scots. Scots try kill welsh. Vice versa. Guardians say nono. Mr Average (Paul, Stephen) saves day. Uses sheepnades to save welsh and scots. Sheep shagging ensues. Portal.
Big castle. Oh no Spiders kill robot! Oh no massive spider! Oh no Hitler! Oh we have to save Hitler. Woops cause dragon keep trying to kill him (and everyone else). Go outside whilst fighting spiders. See that on moon. See muthafuckin huge spider on castle. Go back in side. Chill. Go to Hitler. Hitler show armoury. Dudes and dudets attack hitler for the bants. Hitler unconcious. Still a douche, but seems more skilled than normal hitler. And more sarcastic. Eh. Take weapons. Kill spider. Dragon get splatted. Sackville save dragon. Portal.

((Nice recap... what is our current goal?))

((Kill that Enigma mothafucka. Save the multiverse. And then any goals you may have set yourselves (find out what the guardians want, what is going to happen to you guys, etc.) ))
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4/9/2012 5:05:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 5:01:10 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
I am Jack Ryan. Former special forces U.S. Marines.

((Did Thad really put a Tom Clancy character in the game?))
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airmax1227
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4/9/2012 5:06:22 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 5:04:58 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:03:23 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:01:21 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
Speed recap. Fall on ship. Big fight. Woopsie. Scary giant attack stabby mcstab stab (Jack Gray, Budda). Stabby too cool. Oh dear, an island. Time fuccked up. Freaky baby squid sink ship. Island trapdoor. Deep underground. Midget with axe attack dragon (Cornelius, VK) Stabby mcstabstab kill midget. Door. Door leads to sunny island (yes still hundreds of meters below sea level, wierd huh?). Island populated by welsh and scots. Scots try kill welsh. Vice versa. Guardians say nono. Mr Average (Paul, Stephen) saves day. Uses sheepnades to save welsh and scots. Sheep shagging ensues. Portal.
Big castle. Oh no Spiders kill robot! Oh no massive spider! Oh no Hitler! Oh we have to save Hitler. Woops cause dragon keep trying to kill him (and everyone else). Go outside whilst fighting spiders. See that on moon. See muthafuckin huge spider on castle. Go back in side. Chill. Go to Hitler. Hitler show armoury. Dudes and dudets attack hitler for the bants. Hitler unconcious. Still a douche, but seems more skilled than normal hitler. And more sarcastic. Eh. Take weapons. Kill spider. Dragon get splatted. Sackville save dragon. Portal.

((Nice recap... what is our current goal?))

((Kill that Enigma mothafucka. Save the multiverse. And then any goals you may have set yourselves (find out what the guardians want, what is going to happen to you guys, etc.) ))

((Oh yeah, priority to kill Enigma... sounds groovy))
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4/9/2012 5:06:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 5:05:28 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:01:10 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
I am Jack Ryan. Former special forces U.S. Marines.

((Did Thad really put a Tom Clancy character in the game?))

((No, he keeps changing his name. BTW you guys can here he doesn't have a hint of an american accent, but has a thick scottish one))
Thaddeus
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4/9/2012 5:07:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 5:06:38 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:05:28 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:01:10 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
I am Jack Ryan. Former special forces U.S. Marines.

((Did Thad really put a Tom Clancy character in the game?))

((No, he keeps changing his name. BTW you guys can hear he doesn't have a hint of an american accent, but has a thick scottish one))
airmax1227
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4/9/2012 5:07:40 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 5:06:38 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:05:28 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:01:10 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
I am Jack Ryan. Former special forces U.S. Marines.

((Did Thad really put a Tom Clancy character in the game?))

((No, he keeps changing his name. BTW you guys can here he doesn't have a hint of an american accent, but has a thick scottish one))

((haha ok.. guess that makes more sense))
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4/9/2012 5:07:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I say we all kill ourselves, then we auto-win.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to be Gay, he'll positively influence the GDP.

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4/9/2012 5:08:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 5:07:40 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:06:38 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:05:28 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:01:10 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
I am Jack Ryan. Former special forces U.S. Marines.

((Did Thad really put a Tom Clancy character in the game?))

((No, he keeps changing his name. BTW you guys can here he doesn't have a hint of an american accent, but has a thick scottish one))

((haha ok.. guess that makes more sense))

((For the record, no matter what he is calling himself, his characters name remains the same))
Thaddeus
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4/9/2012 5:10:31 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 5:08:42 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:07:58 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
I say we all kill ourselves, then we auto-win.

((Why?))

((Also, of course not, even if Enigma were one of you guys (which I have stated explicitly multiple times he isn't). The game doesn't end when Enigma is killed. This isn't a game with winning objectives like that.))
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4/9/2012 5:13:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
kills everyone using exploding explosives.

jk.
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4/9/2012 5:17:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 5:15:36 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:13:14 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
kills everyone using exploding explosives.

jk.

((Whats up with you? ))

((He's British.. oh wait.. nevermind)) :-P
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4/9/2012 5:28:12 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 5:15:36 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:13:14 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
kills everyone using exploding explosives.

jk.

((Whats up with you? ))

I had to do Maths revision.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to be Gay, he'll positively influence the GDP.

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4/9/2012 5:30:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 5:28:12 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:15:36 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:13:14 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
kills everyone using exploding explosives.

jk.

((Whats up with you? ))

I had to do Maths revision.

((OK))
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4/9/2012 5:31:36 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/9/2012 5:30:27 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:28:12 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:15:36 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/9/2012 5:13:14 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
kills everyone using exploding explosives.

jk.

((Whats up with you? ))

I had to do Maths revision.

((OK))

((that'd make anyone mad I guess))
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