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Discordian Mafia - DP1, Sweetmorn

FREEDO
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4/16/2012 6:41:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
BE YE NOT LOST IN PRECEPTS OF ORDER
-The Book of Uterus 1;5

Some excerpts from an Interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE POOP:

GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?
MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.

GP: Maybe you are just crazy.
M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.

GP: Is Eris true?
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?
M2: To dissolve them.
GP: Will you develop that point?
M2: No.

GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three pounds of flax."
GP: Is that the answer to my question?
M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!

=====================

And so the players of this peculiar game did read but they did not understand. And those who thought they understood, did so least of all. For the ramblings written here by Eris herself are not mere entertaining rhetoric but have a cryptic significance most essential to the game. By the way, you just lost The Game.

But it should be known to all who has have signed in blood, upon this adventure, that any inFormation laid out about the Nature Of the game could veRy well be a lie or a half-truth. Or so I say. "I Do?"

If you have any confusion about anything, you can simply ask myself or Bullgoose of Limbo, otherwise known as Viper-King, who is my co-mod, and we will be absolutely no help to you at all. Probably. Or we might make it worse. Who knows?

All standard mafia rules apply, adjusted for the odd-ball roles.

Never send a message to any other player concerning the game unless your role or an order from the mod specifies that you can and both myself and Bullgoose of Limbo are included in the message.

These are the players:

1. M.Torres
2. Airmax
3. royalpaladin
4. Mestari
5. Medic
6. HCP
7. West.
8. Drafterman
9. Buddamoose
10. Zaradi
11. FourTrouble
12. Lannan13
13. DetectableNinja
14. F-16
15. marcuscato
16. Vmpire321
17. Thaddeus
18. headphonegut
19. Apollo

It takes a simple majority to lynch.

Votes must be in bold or they will not be counted.

At no time, for any reason whatsoever, will Eris ever step in and change how the game is going. Unless she wants to.

==========

And they all partook of the cake which, unbeknownst to them, was laced with LSD.

But that is not where our story starts. No, not at all.

What directly followed was a pleasant and enlightening time where no one killed each other.

Things started to get messy once the LSD wore-off and they immediately began to hallucinate again.

==========

THE DAY WAS SWEETMORN
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

fnord
royalpaladin
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4/16/2012 6:45:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
LOL, Apollo, Headphonegut is not a n00b. He is an experienced player, albeit one who acts like a Jester every game.

VTL Buddamoose for a claim as per the n00b rule.
Apollo.11
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4/16/2012 6:46:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 6:45:10 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
LOL, Apollo, Headphonegut is not a n00b. He is an experienced player, albeit one who acts like a Jester every game.

VTL Buddamoose for a claim as per the n00b rule.

I am the noob
Sapere Aude!
Thaddeus
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4/16/2012 6:47:31 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 6:45:55 PM, Zaradi wrote:
Shouldn't we be getting Lannan to claim per the noob rule?

hpefully he will tell us who the mafiaa are. he is the super noob
DetectableNinja
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4/16/2012 6:49:47 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Far be it from me to split the vote, so I won't--but I would like to point out that Apollo is not exactly playing smartly. Unless calling attention to yourself by declaring you to be the pressure target but then pressuring someone else is smart. But, regardless:

VTL Budda
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
Mestari
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4/16/2012 6:49:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Let the trolling begin. VTL Budda. Let's get Lannan's claim next.
Rules of Mafia

1. Mestari is never third party.
2. If Mestari claims an intricate and page long TP role, he's telling the truth.
3. Mestari always jointly wins with the town.
3b. If he doesn't he's mafia.
3c. If he was mafia you wouldn't suspect him in the first place.
4. If you lynch Mestari you will lose because he will be the third party Doctor or some other townie power role.
5. DP1 lynches are good.
6. The answer is always no.
Thaddeus
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4/16/2012 6:51:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 6:49:56 PM, Mestari wrote:
Let the trolling begin. VTL Budda. Let's get Lannan's claim next.

im not a trollll
royalpaladin
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4/16/2012 6:52:30 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 6:51:41 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:49:56 PM, Mestari wrote:
Let the trolling begin. VTL Budda. Let's get Lannan's claim next.

im not a trollll

You're a thief! You stole my dog! (Rufus)
Buddamoose
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4/16/2012 6:53:05 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I am the oracle.
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
Thaddeus
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4/16/2012 6:53:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 6:52:30 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:51:41 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:49:56 PM, Mestari wrote:
Let the trolling begin. VTL Budda. Let's get Lannan's claim next.

im not a trollll

You're a thief! You stole my dog! (Rufus)

every one knows he is mine. even he admits it.
royalpaladin
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4/16/2012 6:53:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 6:53:10 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:52:30 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:51:41 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:49:56 PM, Mestari wrote:
Let the trolling begin. VTL Budda. Let's get Lannan's claim next.

im not a trollll

You're a thief! You stole my dog! (Rufus)

every one knows he is mine. even he admits it.

Lies! He was living with me!
Thaddeus
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4/16/2012 6:54:33 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 6:53:35 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:53:10 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:52:30 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:51:41 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:49:56 PM, Mestari wrote:
Let the trolling begin. VTL Budda. Let's get Lannan's claim next.

im not a trollll

You're a thief! You stole my dog! (Rufus)

every one knows he is mine. even he admits it.

Lies! He was living with me!

for a short while. he has lived with me for his whole life before that and ever since. and he said that you didn't smel l very good even fro a human and didn't give him enough bacon
FREEDO
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4/16/2012 7:07:53 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Votes-to-lynch
Buddamoose - (4/10) - royalpaladin, apollo, detectableninja, mestari
westernmarch - (1/10) - HCP
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

fnord
royalpaladin
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4/16/2012 7:10:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 6:54:33 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:53:35 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:53:10 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:52:30 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:51:41 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:49:56 PM, Mestari wrote:
Let the trolling begin. VTL Budda. Let's get Lannan's claim next.

im not a trollll

You're a thief! You stole my dog! (Rufus)

every one knows he is mine. even he admits it.

Lies! He was living with me!

for a short while. he has lived with me for his whole life before that and ever since. and he said that you didn't smel l very good even fro a human
This is contrived nonsense. You are just being jelly again.
and didn't give him enough bacon
Yeah, because it was unhealthy for him.
Mestari
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4/16/2012 7:11:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Okay, I have a feeling we are being trolled so I'm just going to ask now. Is EVERYBODY the jester or is that just me?
Rules of Mafia

1. Mestari is never third party.
2. If Mestari claims an intricate and page long TP role, he's telling the truth.
3. Mestari always jointly wins with the town.
3b. If he doesn't he's mafia.
3c. If he was mafia you wouldn't suspect him in the first place.
4. If you lynch Mestari you will lose because he will be the third party Doctor or some other townie power role.
5. DP1 lynches are good.
6. The answer is always no.
Viper-King
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4/16/2012 7:15:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Suddenly a letter falls from the sky saying "Dear Mrs. Navarro, I can't believe I earned a 71. However, when I looked, I realized question #23 went blank when suddenly the spirit of Eris came about me. She took over me and made me do...um..horrible... things so I must say "Free ME!!!"
Mestari
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4/16/2012 7:15:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 7:14:50 PM, TUF wrote:
Freedo! I signed up for this game! Who took me off the list?

I only see 19 players, he must have forgot you. He be trollin' mon.
Rules of Mafia

1. Mestari is never third party.
2. If Mestari claims an intricate and page long TP role, he's telling the truth.
3. Mestari always jointly wins with the town.
3b. If he doesn't he's mafia.
3c. If he was mafia you wouldn't suspect him in the first place.
4. If you lynch Mestari you will lose because he will be the third party Doctor or some other townie power role.
5. DP1 lynches are good.
6. The answer is always no.
Buddamoose
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4/16/2012 7:16:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 6:53:05 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
I am the oracle.
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
Mestari
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4/16/2012 7:18:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/16/2012 7:16:59 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 4/16/2012 6:53:05 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
I am the oracle.

So I'm guessing I'm the only jester and that's not everybody's role? Well damn... This is awkward...
Rules of Mafia

1. Mestari is never third party.
2. If Mestari claims an intricate and page long TP role, he's telling the truth.
3. Mestari always jointly wins with the town.
3b. If he doesn't he's mafia.
3c. If he was mafia you wouldn't suspect him in the first place.
4. If you lynch Mestari you will lose because he will be the third party Doctor or some other townie power role.
5. DP1 lynches are good.
6. The answer is always no.