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Discordian Mafia DP2, Boomtime

FREEDO
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4/18/2012 2:36:13 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
"Mom is Voldemort. Don't you know that? You may have reduced her to vapor now, but she is out there, gathering her strength, and she will be back"
~hAIRY pENIS

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So, I've got a theoretical ethical question for all of you. Which is worse: having sex with a cow, or masturbating with a steak? Bear in mind with your answer that the latter is, in addition to being bestiality, also necrophilia.

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POEE
is one manifestation of
THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
about which
you will learn more
and understand
less

We
are a tribe
of philosophers, theologians,
magicians, scientists,
artists, clowns,
and similar maniacs

who are intrigued
with
ERIS
GODDESS OF CONFUSION
and with
Her
Doings

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.....what was that one law? Don't you remember?

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And many peculiar things did occur that night. What had started out as a friendly party went completely mad.

Fortunately, there were three individuals who managed to escape, be it, not with their lives.

Westernmarch
Results: Guilty

You are the infamous whistle-blower, Julian Assange!
With your sly sources, you can uncover the truth about anyone!
Every night phase you will have the ability to investigate 1 player.

Drafterman
Results: Guilty

You are the all-lovable Mickey Mouse!
Your life's work consists of making children's dreams come true and also crushing the dreams of those who copy your intellectual property.
On each day phase, you can prevent someone from saying 5 different words.

lannan13
Results: Guilty

You are the friendly-faced corporation known as Juggle!
You like things being under control but don't care enough to do it yourself.
You'd much rather your pets keep themselves in-line for you.
On every night phase you may choose 1 non-mafia player to have the ability either kill someone or bring someone back to life.
You can take away their ability and give it to someone else anytime you like.

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Somewhere, waiting, was a fashion idol. Confused, but also pleased.

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Then Eris decided to reveal another tid-bit of information to cloud the picture.
There is a series of certain events which, if and when they occur, will release a certain object into the game for players to fight over.

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Also....ZARADI HAS BEEN REVIVED
I had killed him in the night-time lounge, not to mention everyone else.

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GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

fnord
FREEDO
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4/18/2012 2:43:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/18/2012 2:43:11 PM, vmpire321 wrote:
What are the "results" supposed to mean?

Erm, obituaries.
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fnord
Thaddeus
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4/18/2012 2:49:52 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/18/2012 2:48:48 PM, TUF wrote:
VTL vmpire for admitting to being mafia with lannan

Seems legit. =S
VTL vampire for claim.
TUF
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4/18/2012 2:51:15 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/18/2012 2:50:31 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 4/18/2012 2:49:41 PM, Viper-King wrote:
EVERYONE IS MAFIA. sac

I'm not. Are you?

I am not either.
"I've got to go and grab a shirt" ~ Airmax1227
FREEDO
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4/18/2012 2:52:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
The world is his who can see through its pretension. What deafness, what stone-blind custom, what overgrown error you behold, is there only by sufferance,--by your sufferance. See it to be a lie, and you have already dealt it its mortal blow.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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FREEDO
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4/18/2012 2:55:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
In the eyes of the dragon, Saint George was doubtless a monster. But, as we know, the opinions of that unfortunate creature count for very little, given its overwhelming defeat. It is the fate of monsters to be forever on the losing side.
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TUF
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4/18/2012 4:01:07 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/18/2012 2:55:54 PM, FREEDO wrote:
In the eyes of the dragon, Saint George was doubtless a monster. But, as we know, the opinions of that unfortunate creature count for very little, given its overwhelming defeat. It is the fate of monsters to be forever on the losing side.

yes, sir you are right.
"I've got to go and grab a shirt" ~ Airmax1227
royalpaladin
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4/18/2012 5:05:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/18/2012 5:03:34 PM, vmpire321 wrote:
=/

i'm sorry mafia buddies.

VTL VMPIRE

LOL, are you really going to try to pull a stunt like that?
vmpire321
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4/18/2012 5:16:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Vmpire
You are Stephen Colbert, a politician!
With your handy group of journalists, you can produce lies about people.
Everyone who reads it, automatically believes it!
Every night, you can choose to lawyer one and only one person, who will appear innocent.
You win with the mafia.

Royal
You are Royalpaladin, a feminazi!
With you handy support of abortion, and a time machine developed by the Nazi's, you can go back in time and stop the birth of one person every night!
Although there existence cannot be forgotten, they will cease to live.
You win with the mafia.

Viper-king
You are Pope Gregory, a very religious man who was false!
Due to your support of a false religion (ALL HAIL ERIS), you have been deemed an outcast of society.
However, your convincing nature allows you to convert 1 person, every odd night, to your fellow group of religious folks.
You win with the mafia.

Marcuscato
You are Tencel, a company that provides baby wipes!
Everyone needs baby wipes, even if they are dangerous and poisonous...
You are able to approach people and force them to use baby wipes!
Every night, you may choose to cover one person's mouth with baby wipes, effectively role blocking them for one NP. However, you can also choose to force the baby wipes down their throats, and silence them for a DP. You can only use one action every night, due to your limited supply of baby wipes.

Buddamoose
You are FREEDO, the mod.
No one will suspect the mod...
Anyone who does, will be mod-killed for cheating, ;).
You appear innocent to all investigations, including LD's (if there are any), and when you die, a town-sided role will flip.

Mtorres.
You are Yoda, a wise and old (and dead) Jedi.
Old, you may be, but gifted and wise, you are.
Many skills, you have mastered. Stopping you from using two, your age forces you to use only one ability every night.
You can choose from the following list
Lawyer
Frame
Janitor (1x)
Extra kill (1x)
Roleblock
Busdrive
vmpire321
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4/18/2012 5:21:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/18/2012 5:05:08 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/18/2012 5:03:34 PM, vmpire321 wrote:
=/

i'm sorry mafia buddies.

VTL VMPIRE

LOL, are you really going to try to pull a stunt like that?

sawwy
vmpire321
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4/18/2012 5:22:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/18/2012 2:36:13 PM, FREEDO wrote:
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So, I've got a theoretical ethical question for all of you. Which is worse: having sex with a cow, or masturbating with a steak? Bear in mind with your answer that the latter is, in addition to being bestiality, also necrophilia.

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I would choose to fap with a steak.

I would watch pron with one hand, and eat steak with the other.

At the same time, i'd be fapping with no hands. ;)
FREEDO
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4/18/2012 5:38:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/18/2012 5:16:38 PM, vmpire321 wrote:
Vmpire
You are Stephen Colbert, a politician!
With your handy group of journalists, you can produce lies about people.
Everyone who reads it, automatically believes it!
Every night, you can choose to lawyer one and only one person, who will appear innocent.
You win with the mafia.

Royal
You are Royalpaladin, a feminazi!
With you handy support of abortion, and a time machine developed by the Nazi's, you can go back in time and stop the birth of one person every night!
Although there existence cannot be forgotten, they will cease to live.
You win with the mafia.

Viper-king
You are Pope Gregory, a very religious man who was false!
Due to your support of a false religion (ALL HAIL ERIS), you have been deemed an outcast of society.
However, your convincing nature allows you to convert 1 person, every odd night, to your fellow group of religious folks.
You win with the mafia.

Marcuscato
You are Tencel, a company that provides baby wipes!
Everyone needs baby wipes, even if they are dangerous and poisonous...
You are able to approach people and force them to use baby wipes!
Every night, you may choose to cover one person's mouth with baby wipes, effectively role blocking them for one NP. However, you can also choose to force the baby wipes down their throats, and silence them for a DP. You can only use one action every night, due to your limited supply of baby wipes.

Buddamoose
You are FREEDO, the mod.
No one will suspect the mod...
Anyone who does, will be mod-killed for cheating, ;).
You appear innocent to all investigations, including LD's (if there are any), and when you die, a town-sided role will flip.

Mtorres.
You are Yoda, a wise and old (and dead) Jedi.
Old, you may be, but gifted and wise, you are.
Many skills, you have mastered. Stopping you from using two, your age forces you to use only one ability every night.
You can choose from the following list
Lawyer
Frame
Janitor (1x)
Extra kill (1x)
Roleblock
Busdrive

No copy & pasting PMs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

fnord
headphonegut
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4/18/2012 6:28:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
SHOOT VMPIRE

kthxbai stop posting now
crying to soldiers coming home to their dogs why do I torment myself with these videos?
headphonegut
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4/18/2012 6:37:52 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
SHOOT APOLLO.11

If I shoot everyone in the day and I am left towns wins right?
crying to soldiers coming home to their dogs why do I torment myself with these videos?
FREEDO
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4/18/2012 6:51:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/18/2012 6:37:52 PM, headphonegut wrote:
SHOOT APOLLO.11

If I shoot everyone in the day and I am left towns wins right?

Correct.
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fnord