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Discordian Mafia - DP5, Pungenday

FREEDO
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4/20/2012 6:56:30 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
It was the day of pungen and they all woke up saying "Dude, how long was I out?"

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"The only strategy an opponent cannot predict is a random one"

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AND IT CAME TO PASS THAT THAT SERIES OF EVENTS, REQUIRED, DID UNFOLD AND THE GOLDEN APPLE WAS RELEASED. Wait for the post, at some point in the DP. The Golden Apple belongs to the best player. If they reply to the post containing the apple, they will receive incredible abilities.

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Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.

One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.

"Tell me, you dumb beast." demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?"

Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU".*

Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody could understand Chinese.

* "MU" is the Chinese ideogram for NO-THING

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Still, no one thought about that one law.

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Some swear the Illuminati are out to control us all.
Others, that they wish to create a new world of peace and liberty.

And the most confused of all think they are just out to play a game.

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Surely, truth must have been spreading in those times because, more than ever, people were escaping. They were:

Thaddeus
Result: Guilty
You are the king-troll of libertine and occult controversy, Aleister Crowely!
You have unlocked the hidden dimension to reality known as magick!
At your disposal are 10 unpredictable spells, 2 for each of the 5 types.
1. Mortduaverto
2. Vertaftaduamortus
3. Siezenuna
4. Mortunovertusconverta
5. Lapsius
You can use any number of these spells, at any time, on any number of specific chosen people.
You can only find out what they do by using it and figuring it out or by consulting a certain player who knows.

Airmax
Results: Guilty
You are the honorable Pope Benedict XVI!
Your expertise is in covering up the mis-deeds of others that may shame your congregation.
You can make anyone, at any time, appear innocent upon investigation.

Detectableninja
Results: Guilty
You are Nathan Rothschild, founding father of the banking monopoly!
With your wide influence it is easy to coerce others.
You may block 1 players role every night phase.

F-16
Results: Innocent
You are the infamously deranged mad-man known as The Joker!
All you want to do is watch the world burn.
You are a Jester, seeking to be viewed as a mafia and lynched for it.
You are guilty upon investigation.
However, you are no ordinary Jester by a long shot.
If at least half of the number of votes required to lynch are placed on you, you will recieve the ability to kill 1 player on that Night Phase.
You do not win with either mafia or town.

M.Torres
Results: Innocent
You are the profound and elusive Malyclypse the Younger, prophet of The Lady!
Together, with your friend and fellow prophet Lord Omar, you are a Mason-recruiter.
You may recruit 1 person to enter your mason PM after every 2 day phases.
You win with the town.

Medic
Results: Innocent
You are the enlightening and controversial Mary Jane!
Yes, the plant, not the girlfriend of Spider-Man.
Reality is a hallucination caused by the lack of you.
Consulting you will reveal the truth.
You may send a PM to any player, they may ask you one question per day/night phase regarding their own role and you will tell them the truth.
You are a survivior, winning neither with Town or Mafia.

headphonegut
Results: Innocent
You are the great Emperor Norton!
You have achieved the power of the state through those who humor you.
At any time, you may publically declare a supposed ability that you have.
If anyone is to make a statement confirming their belief in your declaration, you will actually obtain that very power, so long as it is one that exists in the game.
This may potentially make you the most powerful player in the game, if you play your cards right.
You may not mention to anyone that you have this primary ability.
You win with the town.

Buddamoose
Results: Innocent
You are the wise and mysterious travelor some know as The Oracle!
Surely, you know the secrets of The Universe, as the abilities came to you from the smelly contents of a top-hat.
Either that, or a bolt of lightening; the stories have gotten mixed up.
Consluting you will reveal some of those secrets.
You may send a PM to any player, they may ask you one question per day/night phase regarding the role of another and you will reveal the answer.
You are a survivor, winning neither with Town or Mafia.

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Those who remain:

1. royalpaladin
2. Mestari
3. HCP
4. Zaradi
5. FourTrouble
6. marcuscato
7. Apollo

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Somewhere, that one, oh, with the most renowned smile, was watching, not minding much and not being minded.

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*this round began at 4:20*
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

fnord
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4/20/2012 7:22:48 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 7:20:25 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
Damn I took out a busload. Thats how I roll.

Lol dang if i had visited you Thad you couldve found out what your spells were >_>
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

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TUF
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4/20/2012 7:29:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 7:18:05 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
VTL Zaradi

I'll go with this. VTL zaradi
"I've got to go and grab a shirt" ~ Airmax1227
Viper-King
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4/20/2012 7:30:13 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 7:29:14 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/20/2012 7:18:05 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
VTL Zaradi

I'll go with this. VTL zaradi

UR NOT IN THE GAME.
TUF
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4/20/2012 7:32:26 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 7:30:13 PM, Viper-King wrote:
At 4/20/2012 7:29:14 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/20/2012 7:18:05 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
VTL Zaradi

I'll go with this. VTL zaradi

UR NOT IN THE GAME.

Thats what you think. Freedo didn't tell you? he sent me a role!

I have to convince at least half of the players in a day phase that I am playing. I will not be included in the active players list, nor will my vote count. If I reach 1000 posts in a DP, or get at leasst half of all living players to believe I am playing, then I win.
"I've got to go and grab a shirt" ~ Airmax1227
Thaddeus
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4/20/2012 7:33:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 7:32:26 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/20/2012 7:30:13 PM, Viper-King wrote:
At 4/20/2012 7:29:14 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/20/2012 7:18:05 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
VTL Zaradi

I'll go with this. VTL zaradi

UR NOT IN THE GAME.

Thats what you think. Freedo didn't tell you? he sent me a role!

I have to convince at least half of the players in a day phase that I am playing. I will not be included in the active players list, nor will my vote count. If I reach 1000 posts in a DP, or get at leasst half of all living players to believe I am playing, then I win.

Ignore him guys. If you declare that you don't believe him, you are implicitly saying you believe this comment. I can say this cos I'm dead.
FREEDO
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4/20/2012 7:33:31 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 7:30:13 PM, Viper-King wrote:
At 4/20/2012 7:29:14 PM, TUF wrote:
At 4/20/2012 7:18:05 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
VTL Zaradi

I'll go with this. VTL zaradi

UR NOT IN THE GAME.

Oh, Bullgoose, so full of deception.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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Zaradi
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4/20/2012 8:19:12 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:17:30 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:10:52 PM, Zaradi wrote:
Good question.
Royal, why me?

I would like a role claim.

I would like a sammich.
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Mestari
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4/20/2012 8:20:50 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:19:12 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:17:30 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:10:52 PM, Zaradi wrote:
Good question.
Royal, why me?

I would like a role claim.

I would like a sammich.

She only gives sammiches to me. They are currency. But currency for what? Take a guess. *Wink*
Rules of Mafia

1. Mestari is never third party.
2. If Mestari claims an intricate and page long TP role, he's telling the truth.
3. Mestari always jointly wins with the town.
3b. If he doesn't he's mafia.
3c. If he was mafia you wouldn't suspect him in the first place.
4. If you lynch Mestari you will lose because he will be the third party Doctor or some other townie power role.
5. DP1 lynches are good.
6. The answer is always no.
royalpaladin
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4/20/2012 8:22:47 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:20:50 PM, Mestari wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:19:12 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:17:30 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:10:52 PM, Zaradi wrote:
Good question.
Royal, why me?

I would like a role claim.

I would like a sammich.

She only gives sammiches to me. They are currency. But currency for what? Take a guess. *Wink*

Why is my boyfriend a sexist pig? :p
royalpaladin
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4/20/2012 8:23:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:19:12 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:17:30 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:10:52 PM, Zaradi wrote:
Good question.
Royal, why me?

I would like a role claim.

I would like a sammich.

Good. Go make one.
Zaradi
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4/20/2012 8:43:53 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:23:08 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:19:12 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:17:30 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:10:52 PM, Zaradi wrote:
Good question.
Royal, why me?

I would like a role claim.

I would like a sammich.

Good. Go make one.

But that's your job...
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Mestari
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4/20/2012 8:45:04 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:22:47 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:20:50 PM, Mestari wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:19:12 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:17:30 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:10:52 PM, Zaradi wrote:
Good question.
Royal, why me?

I would like a role claim.

I would like a sammich.

She only gives sammiches to me. They are currency. But currency for what? Take a guess. *Wink*

Why is my boyfriend a sexist pig? :p

Hey, currency is two-way. I can make you sammiches too, but you love me so much you never ask!
Rules of Mafia

1. Mestari is never third party.
2. If Mestari claims an intricate and page long TP role, he's telling the truth.
3. Mestari always jointly wins with the town.
3b. If he doesn't he's mafia.
3c. If he was mafia you wouldn't suspect him in the first place.
4. If you lynch Mestari you will lose because he will be the third party Doctor or some other townie power role.
5. DP1 lynches are good.
6. The answer is always no.
Mestari
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4/20/2012 8:45:44 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Wait... Aren't we on like DP2 or 3 or something like that?
Rules of Mafia

1. Mestari is never third party.
2. If Mestari claims an intricate and page long TP role, he's telling the truth.
3. Mestari always jointly wins with the town.
3b. If he doesn't he's mafia.
3c. If he was mafia you wouldn't suspect him in the first place.
4. If you lynch Mestari you will lose because he will be the third party Doctor or some other townie power role.
5. DP1 lynches are good.
6. The answer is always no.
Zaradi
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4/20/2012 8:49:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:45:44 PM, Mestari wrote:
Wait... Aren't we on like DP2 or 3 or something like that?

3. Why do you--

What the....
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Mestari
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4/20/2012 8:49:49 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:49:14 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:45:44 PM, Mestari wrote:
Wait... Aren't we on like DP2 or 3 or something like that?

3. Why do you--

What the....

What?
Rules of Mafia

1. Mestari is never third party.
2. If Mestari claims an intricate and page long TP role, he's telling the truth.
3. Mestari always jointly wins with the town.
3b. If he doesn't he's mafia.
3c. If he was mafia you wouldn't suspect him in the first place.
4. If you lynch Mestari you will lose because he will be the third party Doctor or some other townie power role.
5. DP1 lynches are good.
6. The answer is always no.
Hardcore.Pwnography
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4/20/2012 8:50:06 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:49:49 PM, Mestari wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:49:14 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:45:44 PM, Mestari wrote:
Wait... Aren't we on like DP2 or 3 or something like that?

3. Why do you--

What the....

What?

LOL
Mestari
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4/20/2012 8:50:13 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:49:49 PM, Mestari wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:49:14 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:45:44 PM, Mestari wrote:
Wait... Aren't we on like DP2 or 3 or something like that?

3. Why do you--

What the....

What?

Exactly...
Rules of Mafia

1. Mestari is never third party.
2. If Mestari claims an intricate and page long TP role, he's telling the truth.
3. Mestari always jointly wins with the town.
3b. If he doesn't he's mafia.
3c. If he was mafia you wouldn't suspect him in the first place.
4. If you lynch Mestari you will lose because he will be the third party Doctor or some other townie power role.
5. DP1 lynches are good.
6. The answer is always no.
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4/20/2012 8:50:40 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:50:13 PM, Mestari wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:49:49 PM, Mestari wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:49:14 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:45:44 PM, Mestari wrote:
Wait... Aren't we on like DP2 or 3 or something like that?

3. Why do you--

What the....

What?

Exactly...

We should be on 3
royalpaladin
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4/20/2012 8:52:01 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:43:53 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:23:08 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:19:12 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:17:30 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:10:52 PM, Zaradi wrote:
Good question.
Royal, why me?

I would like a role claim.

I would like a sammich.

Good. Go make one.

But that's your job...

LOL, what?
Zaradi
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4/20/2012 8:52:06 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:50:40 PM, Hardcore.Pwnography wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:50:13 PM, Mestari wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:49:49 PM, Mestari wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:49:14 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:45:44 PM, Mestari wrote:
Wait... Aren't we on like DP2 or 3 or something like that?

3. Why do you--

What the....

What?

Exactly...

We should be on 3

And we're on five?
Wtf? Are we going by 2's or something?
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Mestari
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4/20/2012 8:53:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:52:06 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:50:40 PM, Hardcore.Pwnography wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:50:13 PM, Mestari wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:49:49 PM, Mestari wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:49:14 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:45:44 PM, Mestari wrote:
Wait... Aren't we on like DP2 or 3 or something like that?

3. Why do you--

What the....

What?

Exactly...

We should be on 3

And we're on five?
Wtf? Are we going by 2's or something?

Maybe it's because I submitted all of my juggernaut actions 3 times each?
Rules of Mafia

1. Mestari is never third party.
2. If Mestari claims an intricate and page long TP role, he's telling the truth.
3. Mestari always jointly wins with the town.
3b. If he doesn't he's mafia.
3c. If he was mafia you wouldn't suspect him in the first place.
4. If you lynch Mestari you will lose because he will be the third party Doctor or some other townie power role.
5. DP1 lynches are good.
6. The answer is always no.
Zaradi
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4/20/2012 9:05:55 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/20/2012 8:52:01 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:43:53 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:23:08 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:19:12 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:17:30 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/20/2012 8:10:52 PM, Zaradi wrote:
Good question.
Royal, why me?

I would like a role claim.

I would like a sammich.

Good. Go make one.

But that's your job...

LOL, what?

Your job to make me sammiches.
Unless you wanna let met OTK you with my XYZ deck xD
I've actually gotten my OTK count up to about six now.
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