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Discordian Mafia DP4, Setting Orange

FREEDO
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4/28/2012 1:49:46 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
And it came to pass that the Immanentization of the Eschaton would surely be fulfilled.

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God gave men nipples too. I intend on using them.

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I gotta dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong also. And said "moment" after awkward. This is awkward.

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PARTY SPOCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIIIGHT. EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A LOGICAL TIME

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The law, so fundamental to the game, that was never noticed:

The Law of Fives

The Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian Mysterees. It was first revealed to Good Lord Omar and is one of the great contributions to come from The Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus.

POEE subscribes to the Law of Fives of Omar's sect. And POEE also recognizes the holy 23 (2+3=5) that is incorporated by Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatus, KNS, into his Discordian sect, The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria.

The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.

The Law of Fives is never wrong.

In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."

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Still, more people moved on from that party, taking way to the other:

vmpire
Results: Innocent
Again, one returns just to leave so soon. So merciful of the Illuminati.

Marcus
Results: Guilty
You are the founding father of the Illuminati itself, Adam Weishaupt!
You are a master of secrecy.
You can make anyone, at any time, appear innocent upon investigation.

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There was also another who returned! And in this, there was bestowed an odd blessing on him and his counter-part.

M.Torres

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Current trippers:

1. royalpaladin
2. Zaradi
3. FourTrouble
4. Apollo
5. medic
6. budda
7. M.Torres

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BEHOLD. A BOWL OF FRUIT PUNCH DISPERSED MERELY AMONG ALL OUR PARTICIPANTS. THIS DAY PHASE SHALL NOT END UNTIL THEY STOP TRIPPING.

Then the Age of Horus shall be upon us.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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4/28/2012 3:23:01 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
You never thought you'd laugh at the old pie-in-the-face gag again, but that was before they could accelerate pie to the speed of light.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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royalpaladin
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4/28/2012 4:51:15 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/28/2012 3:12:02 AM, marcuscato wrote:
I suspect royal is somehow responsible for my death.

I suspect that you are a Mafioso.
Buddamoose
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4/28/2012 8:22:38 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
VTL Torres, obvious mafia is obvious.
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
Zaradi
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4/28/2012 1:02:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/28/2012 4:52:34 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
VTL Torres for a claim. He hasn't even posted once an mafiosos can get into the Mason PM because marcuscato was Mafia.

VTL Royal
If mafia can get into the mason PM, then you're the obvious mafiosa.
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vmpire321
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4/28/2012 2:04:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
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I swear, Freedo must have killed me.
royalpaladin
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4/28/2012 2:26:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/28/2012 1:02:14 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/28/2012 4:52:34 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
VTL Torres for a claim. He hasn't even posted once an mafiosos can get into the Mason PM because marcuscato was Mafia.

VTL Royal
If mafia can get into the mason PM, then you're the obvious mafiosa.

Why am I an obvious mafioso? Is there any compelling reason to believe that I am scum?
Zaradi
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4/28/2012 2:29:04 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/28/2012 2:26:14 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/28/2012 1:02:14 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/28/2012 4:52:34 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
VTL Torres for a claim. He hasn't even posted once an mafiosos can get into the Mason PM because marcuscato was Mafia.

VTL Royal
If mafia can get into the mason PM, then you're the obvious mafiosa.

Why am I an obvious mafioso? Is there any compelling reason to believe that I am scum?

Becuase you are.
'Nuff said. You guys already lynched me once and I flipped inno.
Then I was revived by the mod.
Lynching me isn't changing anything.
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royalpaladin
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4/28/2012 2:35:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/28/2012 2:29:04 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/28/2012 2:26:14 PM, royalpaladin wrote:
At 4/28/2012 1:02:14 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 4/28/2012 4:52:34 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
VTL Torres for a claim. He hasn't even posted once an mafiosos can get into the Mason PM because marcuscato was Mafia.

VTL Royal
If mafia can get into the mason PM, then you're the obvious mafiosa.

Why am I an obvious mafioso? Is there any compelling reason to believe that I am scum?

Becuase you are.
So you have no justification?
'Nuff said. You guys already lynched me once and I flipped inno.
Then I was revived by the mod.
Lynching me isn't changing anything.
Buddamoose
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4/28/2012 2:46:01 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
VTL Zaradi
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
FREEDO
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4/28/2012 4:07:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/28/2012 8:27:41 AM, royalpaladin wrote:
I have won the Golden Apple, Freedo.

There is still one player who claimed the apple that you haven't killed.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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vmpire321
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4/28/2012 11:45:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/28/2012 10:51:00 PM, FREEDO wrote:
When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.

When a female honey bee climaxes during sex, her boobs start exponentially growing until she suffocates to death.
FREEDO
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4/29/2012 1:45:00 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Votes-to-lynch
Royal - (2/4) - Zaradi, TUF
Zaradi - (3/4) - royal, budda, Thadosaurus
Airmax - (2/4) airmax, the Cheshire cat
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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FREEDO
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4/29/2012 1:52:48 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Zaradi has been lynched but not killed. He ascends, along with M.Torres , into the heavens.

This round is not over.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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