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Puppetman

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8/17/2012 10:54:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Here is a new game.

There is a man. He is puppetman. You control him. Any of you. You just say what he does. I'll will tell you the consequences.

He is currently standing in a park in a city.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

fnord
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8/17/2012 11:02:37 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/17/2012 11:01:15 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
Wait, change that. He finds his wings and flies across the park.

Puppetman drinks a red bull and jumps out of a building window. He falls into a truck full of manure.
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8/17/2012 11:04:07 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/17/2012 11:02:37 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 8/17/2012 11:01:15 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
Wait, change that. He finds his wings and flies across the park.

Puppetman drinks a red bull and jumps out of a building window. He falls into a truck full of manure.

He wins the jackpot of the powerball lottery, and spends it all on hookers.
#FeeltheFreezerBern
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8/17/2012 11:05:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/17/2012 11:04:07 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 8/17/2012 11:02:37 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 8/17/2012 11:01:15 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
Wait, change that. He finds his wings and flies across the park.

Puppetman drinks a red bull and jumps out of a building window. He falls into a truck full of manure.

He wins the jackpot of the powerball lottery, and spends it all on hookers.

You can't dictate that he would win.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

fnord
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8/17/2012 11:07:31 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/17/2012 11:05:51 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Letting someone else have a turn now.

No, I got a good one. Puppetman builds a Time Machine.
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8/18/2012 2:27:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
While examining his time machine, he feels a swift, but weak, kick make contact with his bum, and quickly turns around to see a group of school children giggling, with the culprit, an 8-year old, sticking his tongue out and fake punching the air.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
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8/18/2012 2:32:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
He pulls out a katana and charges at the aforementioned schoolchildren while the crowd cheers.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
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8/18/2012 2:37:24 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
He quickly looks around at his surroundings.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
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8/18/2012 2:54:01 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/18/2012 2:37:22 PM, Ren wrote:
Hmmm, this could be interesting...

Puppetman looks around for the nearest exit.

There is none. All the gates are closed.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

fnord
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8/18/2012 2:54:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/18/2012 2:45:50 PM, TUF wrote:
Puppetman sees a Lion approach him and runs in fright.

You guys can't keep making answers that assume things.
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fnord
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8/18/2012 3:56:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/18/2012 2:54:23 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 8/18/2012 2:45:50 PM, TUF wrote:
Puppetman sees a Lion approach him and runs in fright.

You guys can't keep making answers that assume things.

Puppet man attacks FREEDO.
"I've got to go and grab a shirt" ~ Airmax1227
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8/18/2012 4:56:15 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/18/2012 3:22:41 PM, Ren wrote:
Puppetman sizes up his current threats to deduce whether he can physically overcome them.

He doesn't know.

There are two men fighting to the death nearby.
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fnord
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8/18/2012 4:56:34 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/18/2012 3:24:05 PM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
Puppetman jumps in the air.

Puppetman looks like an idiot.
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8/18/2012 7:36:48 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Puppetman tries to kill Jesus.
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"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush