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OberHerr
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10/30/2012 8:29:52 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Corrupt the wish above.

I wish I could fly.
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TheBloodyScot
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11/1/2012 4:23:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/30/2012 8:29:52 PM, Oberon wrote:
Corrupt the wish above.

I wish I could fly.

You can fly, but then God smites you for breaking the Laws of Physics.

I wish I could live 150 years ago.
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11/1/2012 4:30:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 4:23:19 PM, TheBloodyScot wrote:
At 10/30/2012 8:29:52 PM, Oberon wrote:
Corrupt the wish above.

I wish I could fly.

You can fly, but then God smites you for breaking the Laws of Physics.

I wish I could live 150 years ago.

Everyone you know and love will die right in your face as you continue to age into nothingness. By Age 100 you will be confined to a wheelchair that will remain stationary in a retirement home for the next 50 years with no visitors except an ugly fat black nurse named Laqueefa, who will come to insert a feeding tube through your rectum and take out any unwanted waste that may have piled up in the diaper in your wheelchair. Lastly, you will retain your consciousness through the next 50 years, yet have no ability to talk or walk, much less do anything else. There is no TV, and the walls of the room are completely white. Basically, your life will suck, and you'll wish you were dead by the time you turn 101. But oh, it's too late, as you wish, so shall it be. Another 50 years of hell. Enjoy.

My Wish: I want to be marinated in 11 herbs and spices and deep fried, then served to the President with a quarter of Grape Flavored Kool-Aid and a slice of Watermelon.
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AlwaysMoreThanYou
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11/1/2012 5:38:52 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 4:30:20 PM, Chicken wrote:
My Wish: I want to be marinated in 11 herbs and spices and deep fried, then served to the President with a quarter of Grape Flavored Kool-Aid and a slice of Watermelon.

Granted, but the 11 herbs and spices are picked completely at random, and taste terrible together.

The President refuses to eat you, and you get thrown to the dogs, who also reject you.
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11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 5:38:52 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 4:30:20 PM, Chicken wrote:
My Wish: I want to be marinated in 11 herbs and spices and deep fried, then served to the President with a quarter of Grape Flavored Kool-Aid and a slice of Watermelon.

Granted, but the 11 herbs and spices are picked completely at random, and taste terrible together.

The President refuses to eat you, and you get thrown to the dogs, who also reject you.

I wish to be famous.

Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.
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AlwaysMoreThanYou
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11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
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11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.
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lannan13
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11/1/2012 5:53:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Granted
The cakes is German chocplate which you are alergic to, but eat it since it's a surpise, it's also poisened with date rape drugs. You pass out and the cook undress himself and you and rapes you. You then die and he stuffes you in the freezer and he stuffs you with presseritives so he's got a boy toy whenever he wants.

I wish to go to a Red Sox home game and sit in the green monster.
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11/1/2012 5:55:29 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 5:53:19 PM, lannan13 wrote:
Granted
The cakes is German chocplate which you are alergic to, but eat it since it's a surpise, it's also poisened with date rape drugs. You pass out and the cook undress himself and you and rapes you. You then die and he stuffes you in the freezer and he stuffs you with presseritives so he's got a boy toy whenever he wants.

I wish to go to a Red Sox home game and sit in the green monster.

This has been erased from the record.
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Man-is-good
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11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.
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OberHerr
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11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.
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Jordan56
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11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.
daytonanerd
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11/1/2012 7:04:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you play a piano that has invisible spikes on it, and you die from the stabs after you can't stop playing.

I wish to be God.
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11/1/2012 7:10:47 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 7:04:00 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you play a piano that has invisible spikes on it, and you die from the stabs after you can't stop playing.

I wish to be God.

Granted. Your now forced to be God of the Earth, and have to deal with only one-third of people believing you, and constantly questioning you even after you send you frigging son to die for them....
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Microsuck
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11/1/2012 7:10:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 7:04:00 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you play a piano that has invisible spikes on it, and you die from the stabs after you can't stop playing.

I wish to be God.

Granted, but you're the evil one and no-one believes in you.

I wish to be POTUS
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medic0506
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11/1/2012 7:30:31 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 7:10:56 PM, Microsuck wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:04:00 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you play a piano that has invisible spikes on it, and you die from the stabs after you can't stop playing.

I wish to be God.

Granted, but you're the evil one and no-one believes in you.

I wish to be POTUS

Granted, now enjoy your first night with the first lady, and Michelle is in the mood. Next Hillary Clinton will come calling. Enjoy.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.
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11/1/2012 7:41:50 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 7:30:31 PM, medic0506 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:10:56 PM, Microsuck wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:04:00 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you play a piano that has invisible spikes on it, and you die from the stabs after you can't stop playing.

I wish to be God.

Granted, but you're the evil one and no-one believes in you.

I wish to be POTUS

Granted, now enjoy your first night with the first lady, and Michelle is in the mood. Next Hillary Clinton will come calling. Enjoy.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, but 3 seconds after the final pitch lands in the catcher's mitt, the Apocalypse starts.

I wish to be the All-Controlling King of the Universe, who can manipulate anything at will.
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11/1/2012 7:43:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 7:41:50 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:30:31 PM, medic0506 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:10:56 PM, Microsuck wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:04:00 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you play a piano that has invisible spikes on it, and you die from the stabs after you can't stop playing.

I wish to be God.

Granted, but you're the evil one and no-one believes in you.

I wish to be POTUS

Granted, now enjoy your first night with the first lady, and Michelle is in the mood. Next Hillary Clinton will come calling. Enjoy.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, but 3 seconds after the final pitch lands in the catcher's mitt, the Apocalypse starts.

I wish to be the All-Controlling King of the Universe, who can manipulate anything at will.

Granted. Your brain explodes when you think of it happening.

I wish to be eaten.
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daytonanerd
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11/1/2012 7:44:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 7:43:38 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:41:50 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:30:31 PM, medic0506 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:10:56 PM, Microsuck wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:04:00 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you play a piano that has invisible spikes on it, and you die from the stabs after you can't stop playing.

I wish to be God.

Granted, but you're the evil one and no-one believes in you.

I wish to be POTUS

Granted, now enjoy your first night with the first lady, and Michelle is in the mood. Next Hillary Clinton will come calling. Enjoy.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, but 3 seconds after the final pitch lands in the catcher's mitt, the Apocalypse starts.

I wish to be the All-Controlling King of the Universe, who can manipulate anything at will.

Granted. Your brain explodes when you think of it happening.

I wish to be eaten.

Granted, but before you are digested, you are thrown up in gallons of puke.

I wish to have the singing power of Freddie Mercury.
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11/1/2012 7:51:15 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 7:44:54 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:43:38 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:41:50 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:30:31 PM, medic0506 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:10:56 PM, Microsuck wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:04:00 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you play a piano that has invisible spikes on it, and you die from the stabs after you can't stop playing.

I wish to be God.

Granted, but you're the evil one and no-one believes in you.

I wish to be POTUS

Granted, now enjoy your first night with the first lady, and Michelle is in the mood. Next Hillary Clinton will come calling. Enjoy.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, but 3 seconds after the final pitch lands in the catcher's mitt, the Apocalypse starts.

I wish to be the All-Controlling King of the Universe, who can manipulate anything at will.

Granted. Your brain explodes when you think of it happening.

I wish to be eaten.

Granted, but before you are digested, you are thrown up in gallons of puke.

I wish to have the singing power of Freddie Mercury.

Granted. You now sing like a 1/2 year old Freddie Mercury.
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daytonanerd
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11/1/2012 7:55:26 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 7:51:15 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:44:54 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:43:38 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:41:50 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:30:31 PM, medic0506 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:10:56 PM, Microsuck wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:04:00 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you play a piano that has invisible spikes on it, and you die from the stabs after you can't stop playing.

I wish to be God.

Granted, but you're the evil one and no-one believes in you.

I wish to be POTUS

Granted, now enjoy your first night with the first lady, and Michelle is in the mood. Next Hillary Clinton will come calling. Enjoy.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, but 3 seconds after the final pitch lands in the catcher's mitt, the Apocalypse starts.

I wish to be the All-Controlling King of the Universe, who can manipulate anything at will.

Granted. Your brain explodes when you think of it happening.

I wish to be eaten.

Granted, but before you are digested, you are thrown up in gallons of puke.

I wish to have the singing power of Freddie Mercury.

Granted. You now sing like a 1/2 year old Freddie Mercury.

I wish to be playing inside the Halo game

Granted, but you are placed on buffer for years because Microsoft was too cheap to switch from Dial-Up.

I wish to know all roles and affiliations for all players in all of the past, present, and future Mafia games.
#FeeltheFreezerBern
TheBloodyScot
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11/1/2012 8:02:47 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 7:55:26 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:51:15 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:44:54 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:43:38 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:41:50 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:30:31 PM, medic0506 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:10:56 PM, Microsuck wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:04:00 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you play a piano that has invisible spikes on it, and you die from the stabs after you can't stop playing.

I wish to be God.

Granted, but you're the evil one and no-one believes in you.

I wish to be POTUS

Granted, now enjoy your first night with the first lady, and Michelle is in the mood. Next Hillary Clinton will come calling. Enjoy.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, but 3 seconds after the final pitch lands in the catcher's mitt, the Apocalypse starts.

I wish to be the All-Controlling King of the Universe, who can manipulate anything at will.

Granted. Your brain explodes when you think of it happening.

I wish to be eaten.

Granted, but before you are digested, you are thrown up in gallons of puke.

I wish to have the singing power of Freddie Mercury.

Granted. You now sing like a 1/2 year old Freddie Mercury.

I wish to be playing inside the Halo game

Granted, but you are placed on buffer for years because Microsoft was too cheap to switch from Dial-Up.

I wish to know all roles and affiliations for all players in all of the past, present, and future Mafia games.

Wish granted, but now you are on the top of everybody hit list. You are killed when everybody comes after you.

I wish I was invincible.
Something is not worth doing if it is not worth doing right.

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
-Epicurus

"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing."
-Socrates
OberHerr
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11/1/2012 8:10:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 8:02:47 PM, TheBloodyScot wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:55:26 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:51:15 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:44:54 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:43:38 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:41:50 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:30:31 PM, medic0506 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:10:56 PM, Microsuck wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:04:00 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you play a piano that has invisible spikes on it, and you die from the stabs after you can't stop playing.

I wish to be God.

Granted, but you're the evil one and no-one believes in you.

I wish to be POTUS

Granted, now enjoy your first night with the first lady, and Michelle is in the mood. Next Hillary Clinton will come calling. Enjoy.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, but 3 seconds after the final pitch lands in the catcher's mitt, the Apocalypse starts.

I wish to be the All-Controlling King of the Universe, who can manipulate anything at will.

Granted. Your brain explodes when you think of it happening.

I wish to be eaten.

Granted, but before you are digested, you are thrown up in gallons of puke.

I wish to have the singing power of Freddie Mercury.

Granted. You now sing like a 1/2 year old Freddie Mercury.

I wish to be playing inside the Halo game

Granted, but you are placed on buffer for years because Microsoft was too cheap to switch from Dial-Up.

I wish to know all roles and affiliations for all players in all of the past, present, and future Mafia games.

Wish granted, but now you are on the top of everybody hit list. You are killed when everybody comes after you.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted. You are turned into an immovable, inanimate rock.
-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-OBERHERR'S SIGNATURE-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

Official Enforcer for the DDO Elite(if they existed).

"Cases are anti-town." - FourTrouble

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daytonanerd
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11/1/2012 8:14:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 8:10:03 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 8:02:47 PM, TheBloodyScot wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:55:26 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:51:15 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:44:54 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:43:38 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:41:50 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:30:31 PM, medic0506 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:10:56 PM, Microsuck wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:04:00 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you play a piano that has invisible spikes on it, and you die from the stabs after you can't stop playing.

I wish to be God.

Granted, but you're the evil one and no-one believes in you.

I wish to be POTUS

Granted, now enjoy your first night with the first lady, and Michelle is in the mood. Next Hillary Clinton will come calling. Enjoy.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, but 3 seconds after the final pitch lands in the catcher's mitt, the Apocalypse starts.

I wish to be the All-Controlling King of the Universe, who can manipulate anything at will.

Granted. Your brain explodes when you think of it happening.

I wish to be eaten.

Granted, but before you are digested, you are thrown up in gallons of puke.

I wish to have the singing power of Freddie Mercury.

Granted. You now sing like a 1/2 year old Freddie Mercury.

I wish to be playing inside the Halo game

Granted, but you are placed on buffer for years because Microsoft was too cheap to switch from Dial-Up.

I wish to know all roles and affiliations for all players in all of the past, present, and future Mafia games.

Wish granted, but now you are on the top of everybody hit list. You are killed when everybody comes after you.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted. You are turned into an immovable, inanimate rock.

I wish I was in a porno

Granted, but the woman you are with is Bette Middler.

I wish to be Big Brother in 1984(book).
#FeeltheFreezerBern
OberHerr
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11/1/2012 8:16:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/1/2012 8:14:14 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 8:10:03 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 8:02:47 PM, TheBloodyScot wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:55:26 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:51:15 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:44:54 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:43:38 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:41:50 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:30:31 PM, medic0506 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:10:56 PM, Microsuck wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:04:00 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 11/1/2012 7:01:23 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:58:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 6:50:18 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:52:34 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:45:13 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 11/1/2012 5:43:26 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Granted, your now Christopher Hitchens dead corpse.

I wish to die.

Granted, however you come back to life as a zombie.

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted.....

"Welcome to Aperture Science.

You are now entering test chamber...."

I wish my wish my wish would not be corrupted.

Wish granted, but in the end it leads to its appropriate consequences that distorts the meaning, let alone existence, of your wish.

I wish to own all the scholarly books in the world.

Granted, all the other books in the world are burned except yours.

I wish I could eat pasta with my feet.

Granted, however after days of eating pasta with your feet the rest of your body became paralyzed from lack of use. You have 3 months to live

I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you play a piano that has invisible spikes on it, and you die from the stabs after you can't stop playing.

I wish to be God.

Granted, but you're the evil one and no-one believes in you.

I wish to be POTUS

Granted, now enjoy your first night with the first lady, and Michelle is in the mood. Next Hillary Clinton will come calling. Enjoy.

I wish the Cubs would win the world series.

Granted, but 3 seconds after the final pitch lands in the catcher's mitt, the Apocalypse starts.

I wish to be the All-Controlling King of the Universe, who can manipulate anything at will.

Granted. Your brain explodes when you think of it happening.

I wish to be eaten.

Granted, but before you are digested, you are thrown up in gallons of puke.

I wish to have the singing power of Freddie Mercury.

Granted. You now sing like a 1/2 year old Freddie Mercury.

I wish to be playing inside the Halo game

Granted, but you are placed on buffer for years because Microsoft was too cheap to switch from Dial-Up.

I wish to know all roles and affiliations for all players in all of the past, present, and future Mafia games.

Wish granted, but now you are on the top of everybody hit list. You are killed when everybody comes after you.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted. You are turned into an immovable, inanimate rock.

I wish I was in a porno

Granted, but the woman you are with is Bette Middler.

I wish to be Big Brother in 1984(book).

Granted. You are quickly overthrown and replaced with Big Sister.
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"Cases are anti-town." - FourTrouble

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Jordan56
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11/3/2012 4:00:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I wish that tomorrow would be such a perfect day and by the end of the day I find my life-long, perfect, non-nagging wife.
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11/3/2012 5:44:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/3/2012 4:00:56 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
I wish that tomorrow would be such a perfect day and by the end of the day I find my life-long, perfect, non-nagging wife.

You are on the way home from the most perfect vacation to Paris with your fiance. While in Paris, you discovered true love and want to spend your life with each other so you proposed to her at a 5-star restaurant. You are holding hand's asleep in the airplane on the way home when terrorists take over the airplane and fly it into a place of importance in the US, killing everybody, except you. You are the only survivor. You turn to a life of crime taking of Gotham city and finally flattening it.

I wish everything ceased to exist.
Something is not worth doing if it is not worth doing right.

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
-Epicurus

"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing."
-Socrates
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11/3/2012 7:02:30 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/3/2012 5:44:03 PM, TheBloodyScot wrote:
At 11/3/2012 4:00:56 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
I wish that tomorrow would be such a perfect day and by the end of the day I find my life-long, perfect, non-nagging wife.

You are on the way home from the most perfect vacation to Paris with your fiance. While in Paris, you discovered true love and want to spend your life with each other so you proposed to her at a 5-star restaurant. You are holding hand's asleep in the airplane on the way home when terrorists take over the airplane and fly it into a place of importance in the US, killing everybody, except you. You are the only survivor. You turn to a life of crime taking of Gotham city and finally flattening it.

I wish everything ceased to exist.

Well I guess that's a game killer.
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11/3/2012 7:26:51 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/3/2012 5:44:03 PM, TheBloodyScot wrote:
At 11/3/2012 4:00:56 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
I wish that tomorrow would be such a perfect day and by the end of the day I find my life-long, perfect, non-nagging wife.

You are on the way home from the most perfect vacation to Paris with your fiance. While in Paris, you discovered true love and want to spend your life with each other so you proposed to her at a 5-star restaurant. You are holding hand's asleep in the airplane on the way home when terrorists take over the airplane and fly it into a place of importance in the US, killing everybody, except you. You are the only survivor. You turn to a life of crime taking of Gotham city and finally flattening it.

I wish everything ceased to exist.

Granted. You shoot yourself in the head and from your perspective, everything ceases to exist.

I wish I had a cool hat.
"Caitlyn Jenner is an incredibly brave and stunningly beautiful woman."

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11/3/2012 8:13:06 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/3/2012 7:26:51 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 11/3/2012 5:44:03 PM, TheBloodyScot wrote:
At 11/3/2012 4:00:56 PM, Jordan56 wrote:
I wish that tomorrow would be such a perfect day and by the end of the day I find my life-long, perfect, non-nagging wife.

You are on the way home from the most perfect vacation to Paris with your fiance. While in Paris, you discovered true love and want to spend your life with each other so you proposed to her at a 5-star restaurant. You are holding hand's asleep in the airplane on the way home when terrorists take over the airplane and fly it into a place of importance in the US, killing everybody, except you. You are the only survivor. You turn to a life of crime taking of Gotham city and finally flattening it.

I wish everything ceased to exist.

Granted. You shoot yourself in the head and from your perspective, everything ceases to exist.

I wish I had a cool hat.

The coolness of a hat is subjective, therefore certain people will think it's cool and other people will not think it's cool. Your wish is faulty.

I wish that stupidity didn't exist.
"not to toot my own horn (it aint need no tooin if u know what im saying), but my writings on "viciousness: the one true viture (fancy spelling for virtue)" and my poem "A poem I wrote about DDO" put me in a class of my damn own. im just an UNRECONGIZED geniuse" -bananafana