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When FREEDO Became Dictator

FREEDO
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2/16/2013 9:45:37 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
You are in the future and are retelling the story of what happened when I was appointed dictator of the United States, from beginning to end.

Take turns. Don't end it too quickly.
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2/16/2013 9:47:45 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Everyone got high.
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2/16/2013 10:04:03 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/16/2013 10:01:32 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 2/16/2013 9:47:45 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Everyone got high.

How did that come about?

By you forcing everyone to get high.
#UnbanTheMadman

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Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

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2/17/2013 8:44:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/16/2013 9:47:45 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Everyone got high.

Which somehow led to the repeal of the electoral college
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2/18/2013 2:48:34 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I like, I like. Keep it going. Go into more detail. How did things come about? What were the repercussions?
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2/18/2013 2:54:40 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
You hypnotized everyone into using hypnosis , so everyone hypnotized their friends and the as people constantly hypnotized even more people, and were hypnotized themselves more times, the amount of hypnosis induced states grew exponentially large, at one point it was so big all the information couldn't be contained into a volume of a human being so every living thing combusted into a black hole. The end,
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2/18/2013 3:07:21 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Come one come all
And gather round
Im here to tell the tale
Of when FREEDO was crowned
The ruler of us all!

It began with a whisper
From one to another
"This FREEDO" it was said
"Would make an excellent dictator!"
And from there it lead
one thing to the next
from lady to gent
the good word spread
without any delay or dither!

With raucous applause
And merry celebration
FREEDO was crowned
and lo' it was a marvelous occasion!

Strippers and blackjack and drugs galore
Parades and drinks and sober free
Till the people to a T
Could party no more!

The next day they awoke
With a startling surprise
For FREEDO had transformed this land
into his dream and visions of enterprise!

Fields of green
As far as you could concievably aee
And even more beyond
At least thats what was told to me!

For I could not get past
My own front door
for FREEDO had made it so
I would be high
For ever more!

I could keep going but my breaks over XD
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2/18/2013 3:15:15 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
There's still a lot of confusion and uncertainty surrounding this tale, as most historians and record keepers were either slain for their inability to adequately capture the gravitas and majesty of Our Most High of Lords or gouged their own eyes out upon doing so. Two things, however, are certain: his rise involved The One Ring and sheep are no longer welcome within the kingdom.
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2/18/2013 8:58:35 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Well, it was the summer of *censored by the DDO Elite* and then when the giant dolphin capsized the ship, we *censored by the DDO Elite* and then, out of nowhere, naked, covered with blood, and balls hanging came charl-*censored by the DDO Elite and that was how FREEDO came to be dictator of DDO.
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2/18/2013 10:00:15 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I don't remember much, just that afterwards I had a nipple piercing and a killer hangover.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
FREEDO
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2/19/2013 3:05:34 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/18/2013 3:07:21 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
Come one come all
And gather round
Im here to tell the tale
Of when FREEDO was crowned
The ruler of us all!

It began with a whisper
From one to another
"This FREEDO" it was said
"Would make an excellent dictator!"
And from there it lead
one thing to the next
from lady to gent
the good word spread
without any delay or dither!

With raucous applause
And merry celebration
FREEDO was crowned
and lo' it was a marvelous occasion!

Strippers and blackjack and drugs galore
Parades and drinks and sober free
Till the people to a T
Could party no more!

The next day they awoke
With a startling surprise
For FREEDO had transformed this land
into his dream and visions of enterprise!

Fields of green
As far as you could concievably aee
And even more beyond
At least thats what was told to me!

For I could not get past
My own front door
for FREEDO had made it so
I would be high
For ever more!


I could keep going but my breaks over XD

I wish so bad that I could sig all that.
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2/19/2013 3:11:40 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/19/2013 3:05:34 AM, FREEDO wrote:
At 2/18/2013 3:07:21 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
Come one come all
And gather round
Im here to tell the tale
Of when FREEDO was crowned
The ruler of us all!

It began with a whisper
From one to another
"This FREEDO" it was said
"Would make an excellent dictator!"
And from there it lead
one thing to the next
from lady to gent
the good word spread
without any delay or dither!

With raucous applause
And merry celebration
FREEDO was crowned
and lo' it was a marvelous occasion!

Strippers and blackjack and drugs galore
Parades and drinks and sober free
Till the people to a T
Could party no more!

The next day they awoke
With a startling surprise
For FREEDO had transformed this land
into his dream and visions of enterprise!

Fields of green
As far as you could concievably aee
And even more beyond
At least thats what was told to me!

For I could not get past
My own front door
for FREEDO had made it so
I would be high
For ever more!


I could keep going but my breaks over XD

I wish so bad that I could sig all that.
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#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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2/19/2013 3:24:55 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/19/2013 3:05:34 AM, FREEDO wrote:

I wish so bad that I could sig all that.

*bows* a most gracious compliment indeed glorious dictator. Many thanks
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

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