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Leugen9001
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2/10/2016 5:08:04 AM
Posted: 10 months ago
The English language developed over centuries. During that long period of time, it picked up words and grammatical features from a variety of different languages, making it a not-so-consistent creole-like tongue. This has allowed for all kinds of ambiguity in sentences; intentionally confusing sentences that were created to exploit these kinds of ambiguity as a form of humour are called "garden path sentences", and we are going to make some on this forum thread.

I will start with a confusing sentence, and each user below me would continue it with another confusing sentence, hopefully creating an entire story that makes sense in terms of meaning, but is impossible to understand unless explained.

Allot a lot of a lot to a Lot.
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2/11/2016 5:59:20 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families.
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2/11/2016 6:53:34 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/11/2016 6:25:54 PM, Valkrin wrote:


Yes. All the time.
Suh dude

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2/12/2016 3:42:45 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/10/2016 5:08:04 AM, Leugen9001 wrote:
The English language developed over centuries. During that long period of time, it picked up words and grammatical features from a variety of different languages, making it a not-so-consistent creole-like tongue. This has allowed for all kinds of ambiguity in sentences; intentionally confusing sentences that were created to exploit these kinds of ambiguity as a form of humour are called "garden path sentences", and we are going to make some on this forum thread.

I will start with a confusing sentence, and each user below me would continue it with another confusing sentence, hopefully creating an entire story that makes sense in terms of meaning, but is impossible to understand unless explained.

Allot a lot of a lot to a Lot.

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