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A Soliloqal Discourse on Gaming

Buddamoose
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2/29/2016 9:40:30 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
To PC, or not to PC, that is the question.
Whether tis nobler in pursuits to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous graphics
or take arms against the seas of high ping
and by opposing- end them- to upgrade- to process
forevermore; and by an upgrade to say we end
the heartache, the thousand rages
that consoles are heir to; tis a propagation
devoutly to be wished; to upgrade, to process

to upgrade, perchance to process Ay! There's the rub
For in that upgrade of processing, what winning may come?
when we have shuffled off this console coil
must give us pause; there's the respect
that makes the calamity of such high ping
for those that would bear the lag and displacement of it

The trolls wrong, the proud try-hards contumely,
The pangs of despis'd k/D rartio, the framerates delay
The insolence of noobs, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his practice make
With a bare magazine? Who would these teammates bear,
To grunt and sweat under loss of objectives
But that the dread of something after death-
The undiscover'd ranks, from whose bourn
No gamer doth returns- it puzzles the noob,
And makes us rather bear these ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution and pixellation
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of poor graphics cards
And enterprises of great captures and kd
With this regard their attempts turn awry
And lose the name of victory.- hold you now!
The brave gamers!- warriors, in thy battle
Be all my sins rememb'red.
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
The-Holy-Macrel
Posts: 777
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3/3/2016 1:52:31 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/29/2016 9:40:30 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
To PC, or not to PC, that is the question.
Whether tis nobler in pursuits to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous graphics
or take arms against the seas of high ping
and by opposing- end them- to upgrade- to process
forevermore; and by an upgrade to say we end
the heartache, the thousand rages
that consoles are heir to; tis a propagation
devoutly to be wished; to upgrade, to process

to upgrade, perchance to process Ay! There's the rub
For in that upgrade of processing, what winning may come?
when we have shuffled off this console coil
must give us pause; there's the respect
that makes the calamity of such high ping
for those that would bear the lag and displacement of it

The trolls wrong, the proud try-hards contumely,
The pangs of despis'd k/D rartio, the framerates delay
The insolence of noobs, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his practice make
With a bare magazine? Who would these teammates bear,
To grunt and sweat under loss of objectives
But that the dread of something after death-
The undiscover'd ranks, from whose bourn
No gamer doth returns- it puzzles the noob,
And makes us rather bear these ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution and pixellation
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of poor graphics cards
And enterprises of great captures and kd
With this regard their attempts turn awry
And lose the name of victory.- hold you now!
The brave gamers!- warriors, in thy battle
Be all my sins rememb'red.

Hu-rah! Hu-rah!
The many who attempt recognition for their works,
Yet the few who ascend!
Woe, woe the great convergences and rivalries!
To what gamer is battle not life?
To be eternally drawn to screen?
But hold, this doth what they romance!
The joy! The splendor of artificial reality!
The opportunity to become another,
All one realizes is life after another death!

This they do, this they die, this they re-spawn!
No purpose lures the gamer against their focus,
We spy them, conflict are them!
No code, friendship, nor barrier quenches the,
thirst of a gamer tomorrow.
They return to resume again,
There lacks a power button.
A true end.
None but eternity conflicts them,
Conflicts us.
There is grieving upon a gamer's
new path when they come to reality.
Are relieved of ignorance.

Alas, in the game we truly live!
Buddamoose
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3/5/2016 8:56:25 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 3/3/2016 3:58:30 PM, XLAV wrote:
They smoke mid.
I smoke weed.

gg try hard, rekt m8
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion