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4/6/2016 12:55:14 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
Doh.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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4/8/2016 4:56:55 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
You say you won't rap,
you say you won't go,
but it's cuz your a wuss,
trust me, I know.

I know in the inside,
you really can't rhyme,
but please at least try,
you're wasting my time.

If you think you can beat me,
then this is your test,
but when I beat you,
you'll know I'm the best.
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4/8/2016 5:39:28 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
You say you're so great
But really you're bad
Your face is ugly
Your fate is sad.

Come on, you can't face me - I'm da best.
You've got too much fat; your act is a mess.
You don't know the difference between more and less.
You fail your quizzes; I pass the tests.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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4/8/2016 6:50:57 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
If you think what you said is true,
Than you are truly misguided,
sometimes there are exceptions,
but you seem like your blinded.
If you really think you are better,
then you are clearly light minded,
for I think we both know,
your raps are always divided.
Therefore when you lose,
you'll think this rap was bias,
but you won't have a choice,
just call me your highness
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4/8/2016 7:30:10 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Come on, you're an *sshole.
Cuz you're just a dumb ole
Guy without a good soul
You got no brain and I've just caught you cold.

Maybe you are smart and I'm misreading you.
Who am I kidding? You're just a piece of poo.
As I said before, your face is a mess.
I can feel through your vibes you're not even dressed.

Your rhymes are a disaster.
All you do is go faster and faster.
Any average person knows that all people crash
And the worst of those come from idiots being rash

Your rhyming is worse than your timing.
Your intelligence is obviously not climbing.
Your swagger is nothing; your bravado is fake,
Winning this rap is a piece of cake.

Sucker! You just lost this battle.
Shaking your fist and your baby rattle
If you lose
You sue
You drink booze
And you cruise
And fall in a ditch
Killing you; what a son of a b*tch

Give up this game; You already lost,
You're already looking for an escape clause.
You wish I would put my awesomeness on pause,
and then you wish that you didn't break laws

Conclusion is here
You have nothing to fear
Unless you're my opponent
In which your pwning is near.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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4/8/2016 7:53:06 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
You can do much better,
come closer, I won't bite,
but if you get aggressive,
then I actually might.

Your rhymes have such smite,
for a guy with no right,
but my rap's got some height,
thay are so f*cking tight.

Come fight me,
get an intergalaxy flight,
cuz right now I'm higher than
a meteorological satellite.

I'll throw the first punch,
and also the last,
when you look up from the floor,
you can kiss my *ss

I'll walk away the winner,
of my easiest brawl,
I may be 4'8",
but I'll walk away tall.

Honestly your pathetic,
you're a hideous sight,
I'll show the world,
I'll shed some light

It's really now an issue,
that you still wanna go,
so I'll finish this up,
here's the last blow

cmon now, cheer up,
don't be such a grouch,
I know you just lost,
so go sleep on the couch.

When you're hit with these versus,
it'll feel like a truck,
I'll leave you there asking:
"what the actual f*ck"
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4/9/2016 12:28:46 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
Oh, you think you're so tall and mighty,
Let me contest that; ever so slightly.
You are just a pain in the @ss,
I've never met a dumb rapper who's ever so brash.

This is not the first time I've told,
You are an infestation; a hunk of mold
You so stupid, your soul was sold
For half a nickel and a bag of fools gold.

Your spelling and grammar is bad.
You're a sight to behold; now get off my land.
Your waist is too fat; your face is too thin,
There's no chance that you'll ever win.

I bet you think you're a king,
Guess what? You're not even a thing.
You wear a crown, that's made of thistles,
Dogs don't even listen when you blow your dog whistle.

The victory of this match, I hold,
Your face is red and your feet are cold.
You insult me with insults way old,
It's a wonder you're alive; you're too reckless and bold.

If you challenge me, you're in for a fight,
I'll keep you up for 3 days and four nights.
Whatever you do, I'm always right,
So 316? Get out of my sight.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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4/9/2016 3:28:00 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
You're way too lazy,
Your existence is hazy
Your skills are none, you think killing is fun;
It's a wonder that I haven't gone crazy

Two verses is all I need
You verses are a bag of chicken feed
Not even a whole one, not even a half,
It's less than a quarter, do your math.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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4/11/2016 6:01:46 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Is there nothing good about you,
or are you a piece of crap,
either way it doesn't matter,
cuz I own this rap.

You won't compliment yourself,
but that's not your fault,
Theres not much good for you,
So you'll only insult.

I still can't believe,
you think that you've won,
I'll show you a champion,
you son of a gun.

I'll rap my hardest,
you do your worst,
either way it doesn't matter,
cuz you'll always be cursed.

Not a normal curse,
no it's something unique,
what your curse does,
is it makes you weak.

This weakness will only,
affect your rap,
not strength, not skill,
cuz your a piece of scrap.

You can't try hard enough,
so you should just give up,
but I'm not done yet,
this verse is just a build-up.

When I get to my climax,
I'll show my inner beast,
You won't be able to see it,
cuz you'll be deceased.

I'll finish this fight,
with a nerdy reference,
I've changed this battle field,
and now it's my preference.

I'll really make a few,
both old and new,
I'll really show you,
I'm stronger than Mewtwo.

Using a reference,
I'll hit you in the jaw,
the way I'll do it,
is with a kamehameha.

from all three starters,
I chose you,
only so I could win,
not for my crew.

I'll admit I'm a nerd,
I'll admit to that name,
but rap is my battlefield,
and I've beat the game.

So I'm done with you,
and your petty rhymes,
honestly my ears hurt,
they should all be crimes.

When I win this battle,
I'll truly be rich,
so just stay on the ground,
you son of a b*tch

So if you get up,
You'll be OK, I admit,
but in the inside,
you're a piece of sh*t.