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Dragon_of_Christ
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4/25/2016 5:33:47 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Pick a character.

Controls on Character Choice:

1). No dimention of length over 12 feet.
2). Cannot survive a nuke. exception: kirby
3). No un-killable characters.

Then say what they do as if it were a book.

Example:
Person 1: Kratos threw a blade in a slick, curved, horizontal
slice and threw the other straight forward.

Person 2: Kirby jumped up and threw a
ninja star straight towards his forehead.

Person 1: Kratos effortlessly side-stepped out of
the way and threw two bolts at kirby, both hit
Kirby. He flew backwards as kratos rushed in for the kill.

Person 2: No. Kirby took the damage and unleashed
a giant flare right in front of kratos. (Kirby and the Squeak Squad)

Person 1: No, the blast would have knocked him back.
Then Kratos would jump and do a vertical strike,
dealing massive damage to kirby.

Person 2: In nearly every kirby game kirby can
take energy based blasts and simply fall or flip.

Person 1: Very well. Kratos preforms a block and suffers minimal damage. He then lunges forward for kirby.

Person 2: Kirby preforms his blade slide attack.

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To start: Dyna-Blade is flying low to the ground looking for food.
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breakingamber
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4/25/2016 5:57:06 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
To start: Dyna-Blade is flying low to the ground looking for food.
Calvin sees Dyna-Blade, and feels cheated out of cool stuff. He shoots him with his transmogrifier gun, which turns him into a chicken.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
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4/25/2016 5:58:18 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
2). Cannot survive a nuke. exception: kirby

Why Kirby?
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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4/25/2016 6:01:27 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/25/2016 5:58:18 PM, breakingamber wrote:
2). Cannot survive a nuke. exception: kirby

Why Kirby?

His rock ability.
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breakingamber
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4/25/2016 6:02:49 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
His rock ability.

Doesn't he have to absorb a rock monster first?
And it's your turn.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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4/25/2016 6:04:23 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/25/2016 5:57:06 PM, breakingamber wrote:
To start: Dyna-Blade is flying low to the ground looking for food.
Calvin sees Dyna-Blade, and feels cheated out of cool stuff. He shoots him with his transmogrifier gun, which turns him into a chicken.

Dyna-Blade: Cluck?! (what the flippers!)

*starts running and futtering away*
Jesus loves you.

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4/25/2016 6:06:47 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/25/2016 6:02:49 PM, breakingamber wrote:
His rock ability.

Doesn't he have to absorb a rock monster first?
And it's your turn.

You can say he was in rock form or he is from
Kirby SuperStar Ultra in the chaper of Milky Way
Wishes (look it up if you want to know why that matters).
Jesus loves you.

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breakingamber
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4/25/2016 6:07:12 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Dyna-Blade is flying low to the ground looking for food.
Calvin sees Dyna-Blade, and feels cheated out of cool stuff. He shoots him with his transmogrifier gun, which turns him into a chicken.
Dyna-Blade: Cluck?! (what the flippers!) *starts running and futtering away*
Calvin laughs malevolently, and zaps Dyna-Blade into a chicken sandwich.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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4/25/2016 6:10:46 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
You can say he was in rock form or he is from
Kirby SuperStar Ultra in the chaper of Milky Way
Wishes (look it up if you want to know why that matters).

Eh. I think we should try to keep the Kirby stereotype as normal as possible, and not use exceptions from various games like Kirby Mass Attack.

So: Kirby can suck low-level enemies in and absorb their powers.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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4/25/2016 6:15:27 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/25/2016 6:10:46 PM, breakingamber wrote:
You can say he was in rock form or he is from
Kirby SuperStar Ultra in the chaper of Milky Way
Wishes (look it up if you want to know why that matters).

Eh. I think we should try to keep the Kirby stereotype as normal as possible, and not use exceptions from various games like Kirby Mass Attack.

So: Kirby can suck low-level enemies in and absorb their powers.

And stuff.
Jesus loves you.

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4/25/2016 6:17:18 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/25/2016 6:07:12 PM, breakingamber wrote:
Dyna-Blade is flying low to the ground looking for food.
Calvin sees Dyna-Blade, and feels cheated out of cool stuff. He shoots him with his transmogrifier gun, which turns him into a chicken.
Dyna-Blade: Cluck?! (what the flippers!) *starts running and futtering away*
Calvin laughs malevolently, and zaps Dyna-Blade into a chicken sandwich.

Speedy has entered the battle.
(Kirby Squeak Squak if you want to look him up)

He just stares him down.
Jesus loves you.

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breakingamber
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4/25/2016 9:36:26 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Who is he staring at?
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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4/26/2016 12:55:00 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Dyna-Blade is flying low to the ground looking for food.
Calvin sees Dyna-Blade, and feels cheated out of cool stuff. He shoots him with his transmogrifier gun, which turns him into a chicken.
Dyna-Blade: Cluck?! (what the flippers!) *starts running and futtering away*
Calvin laughs malevolently, and zaps Dyna-Blade into a chicken sandwich.
Speedy has entered the battle. He just stares him down.
Calvin recognizes the voice of authority, and backs away slowly.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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4/26/2016 4:55:48 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/26/2016 12:55:00 PM, breakingamber wrote:
Dyna-Blade is flying low to the ground looking for food.
Calvin sees Dyna-Blade, and feels cheated out of cool stuff. He shoots him with his transmogrifier gun, which turns him into a chicken.
Dyna-Blade: Cluck?! (what the flippers!) *starts running and futtering away*
Calvin laughs malevolently, and zaps Dyna-Blade into a chicken sandwich.
Speedy has entered the battle. He just stares him down.
Calvin recognizes the voice of authority, and backs away slowly.

He doesn't and didn't speak.

He is also a mini-boss.

Nothing to be afraid of.

But Speedy is a large toon rat...

Just all of a sudden standing there...
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breakingamber
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4/26/2016 5:01:31 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Oh, in which case...
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer
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4/26/2016 5:01:44 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
Dyna-Blade is flying low to the ground looking for food.
Calvin sees Dyna-Blade, and feels cheated out of cool stuff. He shoots him with his transmogrifier gun, which turns him into a chicken.
Dyna-Blade: Cluck?! (what the flippers!) *starts running and futtering away*
Calvin laughs malevolently, and zaps Dyna-Blade into a chicken sandwich.
Speedy has entered the battle. He just stares him down.
Calvin recognizes the stare of authority, and backs away slowly.
MAY THE WRATH OF THE MODS BE UPON YOU!
- Master Elodin

"When will [Obliteration] learn that Funtimes' plan of saving/destroying the world with pancakes is the only way? "
"She wouldn't even have to make real pancakes! Just the batter, and Obliteration could cook it with his powers! OBLITERATION, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TALENTS"
- Voidus and TwiLyghtSansSparkles

"An Epic stage magician and a zombie dinosaur? She sure as Braize won"t pull the line there!"
- Edgedancer