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Dragon_of_Christ
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5/4/2016 3:35:51 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
If a portal suddenly opened in lets say the Czeck Republic of the Congo what would happen?

(pokemon of all kinds are constantly spewing out, one one of each legendary)
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Vaarka
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5/4/2016 4:56:47 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/4/2016 3:35:51 PM, Dragon_of_Christ wrote:
If a portal suddenly opened in lets say the Czeck Republic of the Congo what would happen?

(pokemon of all kinds are constantly spewing out, one one of each legendary)

Well, I think it would stay in the Congo for a little while (save for flying types), and they'd end up causing a lot of destruction to property.
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5/5/2016 1:53:05 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/4/2016 4:56:47 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/4/2016 3:35:51 PM, Dragon_of_Christ wrote:
If a portal suddenly opened in lets say the Czeck Republic of the Congo what would happen?

(pokemon of all kinds are constantly spewing out, one one of each legendary)

Well, I think it would stay in the Congo for a little while (save for flying types), and they'd end up causing a lot of destruction to property.

They would certainly destroy the world, if not the universe. Groudon and Kyogre would come out eventually, as well as Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina. If Arceus came out... May god help us.
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5/5/2016 2:45:05 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 5/5/2016 1:53:05 PM, breakingamber wrote:
At 5/4/2016 4:56:47 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 5/4/2016 3:35:51 PM, Dragon_of_Christ wrote:
If a portal suddenly opened in lets say the Czeck Republic of the Congo what would happen?

(pokemon of all kinds are constantly spewing out, one one of each legendary)

Well, I think it would stay in the Congo for a little while (save for flying types), and they'd end up causing a lot of destruction to property.

They would certainly destroy the world, if not the universe. Groudon and Kyogre would come out eventually, as well as Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina. If Arceus came out... May god help us.

Completely ignoring Mewtwo...
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