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tvellalott
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12/28/2010 7:58:36 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
...you go to the toilet and someone has left you one square of toilet paper.
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12/28/2010 8:05:05 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/28/2010 7:58:36 PM, tvellalott wrote:
...you go to the toilet and someone has left you one square of toilet paper.

What I hate worse is when I don't see it until I go to use it.
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12/28/2010 8:31:22 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/28/2010 8:05:05 PM, OreEle wrote:
At 12/28/2010 7:58:36 PM, tvellalott wrote:
...you go to the toilet and someone has left you one square of toilet paper.

What I hate worse is when I don't see it until I go to use it.

Hahahaha!!!! That is friggin hilarious! ...Also very true.
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12/28/2010 8:49:26 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I should have explained myself.
You have to finish the sentence.

Don't you hate it when...
...you spill the last mix.
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12/28/2010 8:54:48 PM
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Don't you hate it when you get kid-napped by Rand Paul and are forced to take bong hits, then bow to Aqua Buddha.
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12/28/2010 9:04:08 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/28/2010 8:54:48 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Don't you hate it when you get kid-napped by Rand Paul and are forced to take bong hits, then bow to Aqua Buddha.

Sounds like fun to me.
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12/28/2010 9:06:06 PM
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you accidentally drive off of a cliff?
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12/28/2010 9:10:47 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/28/2010 7:58:36 PM, tvellalott wrote:
...you go to the toilet and someone has left you one square of toilet paper.

. . . get a bidet . . . http://en.wikipedia.org... . . .
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: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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12/28/2010 9:16:02 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Don't you hate it when...

...you wake up in someone else's bathroom with your face in the toilet?
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12/28/2010 9:18:59 PM
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At 12/28/2010 8:54:48 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Don't you hate it when you get kid-napped by Rand Paul and are forced to take bong hits, then bow to Aqua Buddha.

That would be the coolest thing ever.
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12/28/2010 9:25:40 PM
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... you're about to do something, but get distracted and forget what you were going to do.
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12/30/2010 9:58:21 AM
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when you're fapping, a parent comes in, and you get it all over your\their face.
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12/30/2010 10:05:09 AM
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At 12/28/2010 8:35:53 PM, belle wrote:
... better than no toilet paper.

I disagree!

Having one square tempts you to try to make do and fold it into a neat, dense, though tiny square of paper and unfold then refold, hoping it comes back clean before you run out or get it all over your fingers.

But, perhaps you have a special booty and one is enough. ;)
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1/1/2011 1:50:46 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 12/30/2010 10:05:09 AM, Ren wrote:
At 12/28/2010 8:35:53 PM, belle wrote:
... better than no toilet paper.

I disagree!

Having one square tempts you to try to make do and fold it into a neat, dense, though tiny square of paper and unfold then refold, hoping it comes back clean before you run out or get it all over your fingers.

that's just ridiculous. you cover the hole of your arse with it, pull up your pants, and go hunting more toilet paper. simple.

But, perhaps you have a special booty and one is enough. ;)

have you ever made one of those shits where you don't need to wipe your arse at all? if only they were all like that..
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1/1/2011 1:56:49 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
i hate when the water splashes up and hits my arse.. it's definitely the worst feeling ever. throwing in the bit of bog roll first sorts it i suppose.. but we shouldn't have to! our toilet makers really aren't up to par are they...
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1/1/2011 2:03:23 PM
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At 1/1/2011 1:56:49 PM, badger wrote:
i hate when the water splashes up and hits my arse.. it's definitely the worst feeling ever. throwing in the bit of bog roll first sorts it i suppose.. but we shouldn't have to! our toilet makers really aren't up to par are they...

Japanese toilets are way better
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1/1/2011 3:45:37 PM
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At 12/28/2010 9:25:40 PM, PhoenixWright wrote:
... you're about to do something, but get distracted and forget what you were going to do.

especially when that 'something' was all the way up on the third floor... and you only realize you don't know what you're looking for when you get up there..

so.. then you go back downstairs... and immediately realize what it was... and have to go back upstairs...

I've done that my whole life :( ... it's annoying.
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1/1/2011 11:59:56 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
...someone asks you to fix a computer problem (my example is external speakers not working on the laptop) and you try a million complicated things to try and fix it (you know, uninstalling drivers, messing with advanced settings, restarting over and over) and it turns out to be the simplest solution (the speakers were plugged into the headphone port of the subwoofer, not the speaker output.) o.O;
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1/2/2011 7:56:21 AM
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...you have to mull up. >_<
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1/2/2011 11:48:43 AM
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. . . feminazis ruin dating . . .
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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1/3/2011 7:41:02 PM
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At 1/2/2011 11:48:43 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
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. . . feminazis ruin dating . . .

Hehe.
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1/3/2011 9:18:19 PM
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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1/3/2011 9:22:09 PM
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http://www.explosm.net...
. . . when someone uses infallible rhetoric . . .
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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1/3/2011 9:28:39 PM
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...someone just copies things from another website? (lol, you knew it had to be coming from someone)
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1/3/2011 9:30:15 PM
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. . . when people take things literally . . .
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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1/3/2011 9:30:44 PM
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http://www.explosm.net...
. . . enough said . . .
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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1/4/2011 9:26:55 AM
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.