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missbailey8
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11/25/2016 10:41:15 PM
Posted: 6 days ago
In my boredom, I started browsing the games forum and stumbled across these two threads by zmikecuber and Linkish, respectively. Inspired by their threads, I thought it would be fun to start another one.

http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

The rules are simple: the person above you makes a wish and you grant it, but with a bad twist.

I'll start. I wish I had a teacup pig named Raoul.
~missbailey8~

Me: What is the weirdest thing I have ever done?
Solon: Agreeing to date me.

Skep: Bailey, you have sardonic written all over your face.
Annie: She has gorgeous written all over her face!

"[M]en are weak. All of us are weak."
-Fatihah

If you ever just want someone to vent, rant, or discuss anything troubling you, my PMs are always open. Have a fabulous day!

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Tree_of_Death
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11/26/2016 1:53:37 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/25/2016 10:41:15 PM, missbailey8 wrote:
In my boredom, I started browsing the games forum and stumbled across these two threads by zmikecuber and Linkish, respectively. Inspired by their threads, I thought it would be fun to start another one.

http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

The rules are simple: the person above you makes a wish and you grant it, but with a bad twist.

I'll start. I wish I had a teacup pig named Raoul.

Granted. Your pig becomes the dictator of Cuba as the result of the death of the late Mr. R. Castro. You are arrested on trumped-up charges by his goons.

I wish I had a life.
"If life were easy, it wouldn't be difficult."--Kermit the Frog

#Treebrokethechurchbells--DD

"I am after all the purveyor of intellectually dishonest propaganda." --YYW
missbailey8
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11/26/2016 2:13:02 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 1:53:37 AM, Tree_of_Death wrote:

Granted. Your pig becomes the dictator of Cuba as the result of the death of the late Mr. R. Castro. You are arrested on trumped-up charges by his goons.

I wish I had a life.

Granted, but it is the board game Life, not an actual life.

I wish I didn't procrastinate my homework.
~missbailey8~

Me: What is the weirdest thing I have ever done?
Solon: Agreeing to date me.

Skep: Bailey, you have sardonic written all over your face.
Annie: She has gorgeous written all over her face!

"[M]en are weak. All of us are weak."
-Fatihah

If you ever just want someone to vent, rant, or discuss anything troubling you, my PMs are always open. Have a fabulous day!

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ThinkBig
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11/26/2016 2:42:57 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 2:13:02 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 1:53:37 AM, Tree_of_Death wrote:

Granted. Your pig becomes the dictator of Cuba as the result of the death of the late Mr. R. Castro. You are arrested on trumped-up charges by his goons.

I wish I had a life.

Granted, but it is the board game Life, not an actual life.

I wish I didn't procrastinate my homework.

Granted, but you are doomed to fail all your homework assignments and will have no social life.

I wish I was wealthy.
ThinkBig
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Notable Notes and Quotable Quotes
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"I GOT SIG'D"
"WELL FVCK ME IN THE A$SHOLE AND CALL ME A CUCK I GOT SIG'D AGAIN"
-Kiri
If anyone's getting modkilled, it's kiri. Just for his sig.
-7th
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missbailey8
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11/26/2016 2:50:26 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 2:42:57 AM, ThinkBig wrote:
At 11/26/2016 2:13:02 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 1:53:37 AM, Tree_of_Death wrote:

Granted. Your pig becomes the dictator of Cuba as the result of the death of the late Mr. R. Castro. You are arrested on trumped-up charges by his goons.

I wish I had a life.

Granted, but it is the board game Life, not an actual life.

I wish I didn't procrastinate my homework.

Granted, but you are doomed to fail all your homework assignments and will have no social life.

I wish I was wealthy.
Granted, but you'll never find true happiness.

I wish for world peace.
~missbailey8~

Me: What is the weirdest thing I have ever done?
Solon: Agreeing to date me.

Skep: Bailey, you have sardonic written all over your face.
Annie: She has gorgeous written all over her face!

"[M]en are weak. All of us are weak."
-Fatihah

If you ever just want someone to vent, rant, or discuss anything troubling you, my PMs are always open. Have a fabulous day!

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ThinkBig
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11/26/2016 3:44:25 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 2:50:26 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 2:42:57 AM, ThinkBig wrote:
At 11/26/2016 2:13:02 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 1:53:37 AM, Tree_of_Death wrote:

Granted. Your pig becomes the dictator of Cuba as the result of the death of the late Mr. R. Castro. You are arrested on trumped-up charges by his goons.

I wish I had a life.

Granted, but it is the board game Life, not an actual life.

I wish I didn't procrastinate my homework.

Granted, but you are doomed to fail all your homework assignments and will have no social life.

I wish I was wealthy.
Granted, but you'll never find true happiness.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but all humans are now extinct - including yourself.

I wish Bernie Sanders or Jill Stein was President.
ThinkBig
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Notable Notes and Quotable Quotes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I GOT SIG'D"
"WELL FVCK ME IN THE A$SHOLE AND CALL ME A CUCK I GOT SIG'D AGAIN"
-Kiri
If anyone's getting modkilled, it's kiri. Just for his sig.
-7th
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Need a judge or vote? Nominate me!!
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missbailey8
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11/26/2016 4:03:36 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 3:44:25 AM, ThinkBig wrote:
At 11/26/2016 2:50:26 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 2:42:57 AM, ThinkBig wrote:
At 11/26/2016 2:13:02 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 1:53:37 AM, Tree_of_Death wrote:

Granted. Your pig becomes the dictator of Cuba as the result of the death of the late Mr. R. Castro. You are arrested on trumped-up charges by his goons.

I wish I had a life.

Granted, but it is the board game Life, not an actual life.

I wish I didn't procrastinate my homework.

Granted, but you are doomed to fail all your homework assignments and will have no social life.

I wish I was wealthy.
Granted, but you'll never find true happiness.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but all humans are now extinct - including yourself.

I wish Bernie Sanders or Jill Stein was President.
Granted, but they don't follow through with any of the ideas they proposed when campaigning.

I wish that I could get the callback music for my audition for Les Mis.
~missbailey8~

Me: What is the weirdest thing I have ever done?
Solon: Agreeing to date me.

Skep: Bailey, you have sardonic written all over your face.
Annie: She has gorgeous written all over her face!

"[M]en are weak. All of us are weak."
-Fatihah

If you ever just want someone to vent, rant, or discuss anything troubling you, my PMs are always open. Have a fabulous day!

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11/26/2016 5:02:59 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 4:03:36 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish that I could get the callback music for my audition for Les Mis.

Granted, but you can no longer read music.

I wish that you marry me tomorrow.
SO to Bailey, the love of my life <3
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11/26/2016 5:05:58 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:02:59 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:03:36 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish that I could get the callback music for my audition for Les Mis.

Granted, but you can no longer read music.

I wish that you marry me tomorrow.
Granted, but I will leave you for the twenty-five-year-old ashes of Freddie Mercury.

I wish that I wasn't so much of a mom when crying over PSAs involving children.
~missbailey8~

Me: What is the weirdest thing I have ever done?
Solon: Agreeing to date me.

Skep: Bailey, you have sardonic written all over your face.
Annie: She has gorgeous written all over her face!

"[M]en are weak. All of us are weak."
-Fatihah

If you ever just want someone to vent, rant, or discuss anything troubling you, my PMs are always open. Have a fabulous day!

The Clown Queen of DDO
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11/26/2016 5:08:49 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:05:58 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
Granted, but I will leave you for the twenty-five-year-old ashes of Freddie Mercury.

I wish that I wasn't so much of a mom when crying over PSAs involving children.

Granted, but you become a mom in five to six years.

I wish that you don't leave me for the twenty-five-year-old ashes of Freddie Mercury.
SO to Bailey, the love of my life <3
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11/26/2016 5:12:41 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:08:49 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:05:58 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
Granted, but I will leave you for the twenty-five-year-old ashes of Freddie Mercury.

I wish that I wasn't so much of a mom when crying over PSAs involving children.

Granted, but you become a mom in five to six years.

I wish that you don't leave me for the twenty-five-year-old ashes of Freddie Mercury.

Granted, but I will wear the twenty-five-year-old ashes as part of my wedding dress.

I wish you would tell me what your devious plans you've been keeping a secret are.
~missbailey8~

Me: What is the weirdest thing I have ever done?
Solon: Agreeing to date me.

Skep: Bailey, you have sardonic written all over your face.
Annie: She has gorgeous written all over her face!

"[M]en are weak. All of us are weak."
-Fatihah

If you ever just want someone to vent, rant, or discuss anything troubling you, my PMs are always open. Have a fabulous day!

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11/26/2016 5:15:02 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:12:41 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
Granted, but I will wear the twenty-five-year-old ashes as part of my wedding dress.

I mean, it's certainly avant-garde, but i'll manage.

I wish you would tell me what your devious plans you've been keeping a secret are.

Granted, but not granted.

I wish that you sing me a lovely song with your lovely voice.
SO to Bailey, the love of my life <3
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11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:15:02 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:12:41 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
Granted, but I will wear the twenty-five-year-old ashes as part of my wedding dress.

I mean, it's certainly avant-garde, but i'll manage.

I wish you would tell me what your devious plans you've been keeping a secret are.

Granted, but not granted.

I wish that you sing me a lovely song with your lovely voice.
Granted, but it will be "Fly Me To The Moon" in a cockney accent a la Gavroche from Les Mis.

I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.
~missbailey8~

Me: What is the weirdest thing I have ever done?
Solon: Agreeing to date me.

Skep: Bailey, you have sardonic written all over your face.
Annie: She has gorgeous written all over her face!

"[M]en are weak. All of us are weak."
-Fatihah

If you ever just want someone to vent, rant, or discuss anything troubling you, my PMs are always open. Have a fabulous day!

The Clown Queen of DDO
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11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
SO to Bailey, the love of my life <3
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11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.
~missbailey8~

Me: What is the weirdest thing I have ever done?
Solon: Agreeing to date me.

Skep: Bailey, you have sardonic written all over your face.
Annie: She has gorgeous written all over her face!

"[M]en are weak. All of us are weak."
-Fatihah

If you ever just want someone to vent, rant, or discuss anything troubling you, my PMs are always open. Have a fabulous day!

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Vaarka
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11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.
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11/26/2016 5:29:28 PM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but it only works between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to rewrite this "practice ACT essay"
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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11/26/2016 5:40:40 PM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:29:28 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but it only works between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to rewrite this "practice ACT essay"

Granted, but for the rest of the month, you can only listen to the "country music" you claim to have a distaste for.

I wish that I didn't have to use public transportation every day.
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11/26/2016 5:43:10 PM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:40:40 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:29:28 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but it only works between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to rewrite this "practice ACT essay"

Granted, but for the rest of the month, you can only listen to the "country music" you claim to have a distaste for.
Okay, I'm writing the essay...

I wish that I didn't have to use public transportation every day.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had a witty wish that I could put here.
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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11/26/2016 5:46:02 PM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:43:10 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:40:40 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:29:28 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but it only works between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to rewrite this "practice ACT essay"

Granted, but for the rest of the month, you can only listen to the "country music" you claim to have a distaste for.
Okay, I'm writing the essay...

I wish that I didn't have to use public transportation every day.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had a witty wish that I could put here.

Granted, but no one replies to your wish.

I wish that someone would vote on my debate.
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11/26/2016 5:47:43 PM
Posted: 6 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:46:02 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:43:10 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:40:40 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:29:28 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but it only works between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to rewrite this "practice ACT essay"

Granted, but for the rest of the month, you can only listen to the "country music" you claim to have a distaste for.
Okay, I'm writing the essay...

I wish that I didn't have to use public transportation every day.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had a witty wish that I could put here.

Granted, but no one replies to your wish.

I wish that someone would vote on my debate.

Granted, but you lose the debate (and no, I can't vote)

I wish that Peters would accept my friend request
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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11/27/2016 12:43:56 AM
Posted: 5 days ago
At 11/26/2016 5:47:43 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:46:02 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:43:10 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:40:40 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:29:28 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but it only works between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to rewrite this "practice ACT essay"

Granted, but for the rest of the month, you can only listen to the "country music" you claim to have a distaste for.
Okay, I'm writing the essay...

I wish that I didn't have to use public transportation every day.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had a witty wish that I could put here.

Granted, but no one replies to your wish.

I wish that someone would vote on my debate.

Granted, but you lose the debate (and no, I can't vote)

I wish that Peters would accept my friend request

Granted, but it's when you leave DDO.

I wish I would get accepted into every college I apply to.
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11/27/2016 1:05:42 AM
Posted: 5 days ago
At 11/27/2016 12:43:56 AM, triangle.128k wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:47:43 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:46:02 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:43:10 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:40:40 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:29:28 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but it only works between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to rewrite this "practice ACT essay"

Granted, but for the rest of the month, you can only listen to the "country music" you claim to have a distaste for.
Okay, I'm writing the essay...

I wish that I didn't have to use public transportation every day.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had a witty wish that I could put here.

Granted, but no one replies to your wish.

I wish that someone would vote on my debate.

Granted, but you lose the debate (and no, I can't vote)

I wish that Peters would accept my friend request

Granted, but it's when you leave DDO.

I wish I would get accepted into every college I apply to.

Granted, but you can only attend your worst pick

I wish I could get the legit (non-torrented) full version of FL Studio 12 for free
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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11/27/2016 5:17:06 AM
Posted: 5 days ago
At 11/27/2016 1:05:42 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/27/2016 12:43:56 AM, triangle.128k wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:47:43 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:46:02 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:43:10 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:40:40 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:29:28 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but it only works between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to rewrite this "practice ACT essay"

Granted, but for the rest of the month, you can only listen to the "country music" you claim to have a distaste for.
Okay, I'm writing the essay...

I wish that I didn't have to use public transportation every day.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had a witty wish that I could put here.

Granted, but no one replies to your wish.

I wish that someone would vote on my debate.

Granted, but you lose the debate (and no, I can't vote)

I wish that Peters would accept my friend request

Granted, but it's when you leave DDO.

I wish I would get accepted into every college I apply to.

Granted, but you can only attend your worst pick

I wish I could get the legit (non-torrented) full version of FL Studio 12 for free

Granted, but everything you make is doomed to sound terrible.

I wish I were an Oscar Myer Weiner.
ThinkBig
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Notable Notes and Quotable Quotes
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"I GOT SIG'D"
"WELL FVCK ME IN THE A$SHOLE AND CALL ME A CUCK I GOT SIG'D AGAIN"
-Kiri
If anyone's getting modkilled, it's kiri. Just for his sig.
-7th
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11/27/2016 5:26:53 AM
Posted: 5 days ago
At 11/27/2016 5:17:06 AM, ThinkBig wrote:
At 11/27/2016 1:05:42 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/27/2016 12:43:56 AM, triangle.128k wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:47:43 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:46:02 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:43:10 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:40:40 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:29:28 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but it only works between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to rewrite this "practice ACT essay"

Granted, but for the rest of the month, you can only listen to the "country music" you claim to have a distaste for.
Okay, I'm writing the essay...

I wish that I didn't have to use public transportation every day.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had a witty wish that I could put here.

Granted, but no one replies to your wish.

I wish that someone would vote on my debate.

Granted, but you lose the debate (and no, I can't vote)

I wish that Peters would accept my friend request

Granted, but it's when you leave DDO.

I wish I would get accepted into every college I apply to.

Granted, but you can only attend your worst pick

I wish I could get the legit (non-torrented) full version of FL Studio 12 for free

Granted, but everything you make is doomed to sound terrible.

I wish I were an Oscar Myer Weiner.

Granted, but no one likes you, and you spoil

I wish I could read
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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11/27/2016 6:31:25 AM
Posted: 5 days ago
At 11/27/2016 5:26:53 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/27/2016 5:17:06 AM, ThinkBig wrote:
At 11/27/2016 1:05:42 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/27/2016 12:43:56 AM, triangle.128k wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:47:43 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:46:02 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:43:10 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:40:40 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:29:28 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but it only works between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to rewrite this "practice ACT essay"

Granted, but for the rest of the month, you can only listen to the "country music" you claim to have a distaste for.
Okay, I'm writing the essay...

I wish that I didn't have to use public transportation every day.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had a witty wish that I could put here.

Granted, but no one replies to your wish.

I wish that someone would vote on my debate.

Granted, but you lose the debate (and no, I can't vote)

I wish that Peters would accept my friend request

Granted, but it's when you leave DDO.

I wish I would get accepted into every college I apply to.

Granted, but you can only attend your worst pick

I wish I could get the legit (non-torrented) full version of FL Studio 12 for free

Granted, but everything you make is doomed to sound terrible.

I wish I were an Oscar Myer Weiner.

Granted, but no one likes you, and you spoil

I wish I could read

Granted, but you are immediately blinded.

I wish the forfeit glitch would be fixed.
ThinkBig
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Notable Notes and Quotable Quotes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I GOT SIG'D"
"WELL FVCK ME IN THE A$SHOLE AND CALL ME A CUCK I GOT SIG'D AGAIN"
-Kiri
If anyone's getting modkilled, it's kiri. Just for his sig.
-7th
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Need a judge or vote? Nominate me!!
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11/27/2016 4:39:16 PM
Posted: 5 days ago
At 11/27/2016 6:31:25 AM, ThinkBig wrote:
At 11/27/2016 5:26:53 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/27/2016 5:17:06 AM, ThinkBig wrote:
At 11/27/2016 1:05:42 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/27/2016 12:43:56 AM, triangle.128k wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:47:43 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:46:02 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:43:10 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:40:40 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:29:28 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but it only works between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to rewrite this "practice ACT essay"

Granted, but for the rest of the month, you can only listen to the "country music" you claim to have a distaste for.
Okay, I'm writing the essay...

I wish that I didn't have to use public transportation every day.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had a witty wish that I could put here.

Granted, but no one replies to your wish.

I wish that someone would vote on my debate.

Granted, but you lose the debate (and no, I can't vote)

I wish that Peters would accept my friend request

Granted, but it's when you leave DDO.

I wish I would get accepted into every college I apply to.

Granted, but you can only attend your worst pick

I wish I could get the legit (non-torrented) full version of FL Studio 12 for free

Granted, but everything you make is doomed to sound terrible.

I wish I were an Oscar Myer Weiner.

Granted, but no one likes you, and you spoil

I wish I could read

Granted, but you are immediately blinded.

I wish the forfeit glitch would be fixed.

Granted, but you can never debate again

I wish I wasn't blinded
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
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11/27/2016 4:44:37 PM
Posted: 5 days ago
At 11/27/2016 4:39:16 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/27/2016 6:31:25 AM, ThinkBig wrote:
At 11/27/2016 5:26:53 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/27/2016 5:17:06 AM, ThinkBig wrote:
At 11/27/2016 1:05:42 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/27/2016 12:43:56 AM, triangle.128k wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:47:43 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:46:02 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:43:10 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:40:40 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:29:28 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but it only works between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to rewrite this "practice ACT essay"

Granted, but for the rest of the month, you can only listen to the "country music" you claim to have a distaste for.
Okay, I'm writing the essay...

I wish that I didn't have to use public transportation every day.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had a witty wish that I could put here.

Granted, but no one replies to your wish.

I wish that someone would vote on my debate.

Granted, but you lose the debate (and no, I can't vote)

I wish that Peters would accept my friend request

Granted, but it's when you leave DDO.

I wish I would get accepted into every college I apply to.

Granted, but you can only attend your worst pick

I wish I could get the legit (non-torrented) full version of FL Studio 12 for free

Granted, but everything you make is doomed to sound terrible.

I wish I were an Oscar Myer Weiner.

Granted, but no one likes you, and you spoil

I wish I could read

Granted, but you are immediately blinded.

I wish the forfeit glitch would be fixed.

Granted, but you can never debate again

I wish I wasn't blinded

Granted, but you can never read again.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart
ThinkBig
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Notable Notes and Quotable Quotes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I GOT SIG'D"
"WELL FVCK ME IN THE A$SHOLE AND CALL ME A CUCK I GOT SIG'D AGAIN"
-Kiri
If anyone's getting modkilled, it's kiri. Just for his sig.
-7th
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Need a judge or vote? Nominate me!!
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11/27/2016 4:49:27 PM
Posted: 5 days ago
At 11/27/2016 4:44:37 PM, ThinkBig wrote:
At 11/27/2016 4:39:16 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/27/2016 6:31:25 AM, ThinkBig wrote:
At 11/27/2016 5:26:53 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/27/2016 5:17:06 AM, ThinkBig wrote:
At 11/27/2016 1:05:42 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/27/2016 12:43:56 AM, triangle.128k wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:47:43 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:46:02 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:43:10 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:40:40 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:29:28 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:25:03 PM, Barennora wrote:
At 11/26/2016 4:06:11 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:21:08 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:18:34 AM, SolonKR wrote:
At 11/26/2016 5:17:03 AM, missbailey8 wrote:
I wish you would watch Good Will Hunting.

Granted, but I don't enjoy it.
But...Robin Williams...

I wish you would do the Harlem Shake.
Granted, but it consists of the beginning scene of The Babadook which you deemed as the Harlem Shake until you realized the woman was in a car crash.

I wish you would not procrastinate your 25 page paper.

Granted, but Solon writes it all in German, and lucky for him, his teacher is from Germany. Unlucky for him, he thought writing it in German would mean the teacher wouldn't be able to read it, and he would earn a good grade. Since the teacher did, he got a bad grade.

I wish that Bailey will play osu! with me

Granted, but she is worse than me and quits after the first hour.

I wish that I had better internet.

Granted, but it only works between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

I wish that I didn't have to rewrite this "practice ACT essay"

Granted, but for the rest of the month, you can only listen to the "country music" you claim to have a distaste for.
Okay, I'm writing the essay...

I wish that I didn't have to use public transportation every day.

Granted, but you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I had a witty wish that I could put here.

Granted, but no one replies to your wish.

I wish that someone would vote on my debate.

Granted, but you lose the debate (and no, I can't vote)

I wish that Peters would accept my friend request

Granted, but it's when you leave DDO.

I wish I would get accepted into every college I apply to.

Granted, but you can only attend your worst pick

I wish I could get the legit (non-torrented) full version of FL Studio 12 for free

Granted, but everything you make is doomed to sound terrible.

I wish I were an Oscar Myer Weiner.

Granted, but no one likes you, and you spoil

I wish I could read

Granted, but you are immediately blinded.

I wish the forfeit glitch would be fixed.

Granted, but you can never debate again

I wish I wasn't blinded

Granted, but you can never read again.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart

Granted, but Zak and Wheezie are dead, and Ord is trying to kill you

I wish, I hope, I dream, I pray, by the Moderator's rule light my way
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya