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m93samman
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2/8/2011 5:04:04 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/8/2011 5:02:26 PM, Mirza wrote:
What is the thing called that is usually long, and has something white coming out of it after reaching a certain point?

An erect penis after reaching orgasm.

What works faster if you work it slower, but works slower as you work it faster?
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
Mirza
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2/8/2011 5:04:36 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/8/2011 5:04:04 PM, m93samman wrote:
At 2/8/2011 5:02:26 PM, Mirza wrote:
What is the thing called that is usually long, and has something white coming out of it after reaching a certain point?

An erect penis after reaching orgasm.
No, a bus in Saudi Arabia.
m93samman
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2/8/2011 5:08:50 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/8/2011 5:04:36 PM, Mirza wrote:
At 2/8/2011 5:04:04 PM, m93samman wrote:
At 2/8/2011 5:02:26 PM, Mirza wrote:
What is the thing called that is usually long, and has something white coming out of it after reaching a certain point?

An erect penis after reaching orgasm.
No, a bus in Saudi Arabia.

Hahahahaha!! But my answer is also correct.

Btw, mine is more of a riddle than a joke.
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
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2/8/2011 5:18:59 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/8/2011 5:04:04 PM, m93samman wrote:
At 2/8/2011 5:02:26 PM, Mirza wrote:
What is the thing called that is usually long, and has something white coming out of it after reaching a certain point?

An erect penis after reaching orgasm.

What works faster if you work it slower, but works slower as you work it faster?
Speed?
InsertNameHere
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2/8/2011 5:25:09 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.

Q. What is Osama bin Laden's idea of safe sex?
A. Marking the camels that kick.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.

Q. How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
m93samman
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2/8/2011 5:32:32 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/8/2011 5:18:59 PM, Mirza wrote:
At 2/8/2011 5:04:04 PM, m93samman wrote:
At 2/8/2011 5:02:26 PM, Mirza wrote:
What is the thing called that is usually long, and has something white coming out of it after reaching a certain point?

An erect penis after reaching orgasm.

What works faster if you work it slower, but works slower as you work it faster?
Speed?

A spitroast.

Lol @ INH; you get a 7/10
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
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2/8/2011 5:36:52 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/8/2011 5:35:11 PM, Mirza wrote:
Why doesn't bin Laden drink Coca Cola?

Because when he opens it, it says, "Bush."

Hahaha. That was cute.
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2/8/2011 5:49:37 PM
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Here's some more:

God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

Boy: Do you like parties?
Girl: Yes, why?
Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!

HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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2/8/2011 6:23:02 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/8/2011 5:04:04 PM, m93samman wrote:
At 2/8/2011 5:02:26 PM, Mirza wrote:
What is the thing called that is usually long, and has something white coming out of it after reaching a certain point?

An erect penis after reaching orgasm.

What works faster if you work it slower, but works slower as you work it faster?

a computer?
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2/9/2011 12:27:35 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/8/2011 6:23:02 PM, badger wrote:
At 2/8/2011 5:04:04 PM, m93samman wrote:
At 2/8/2011 5:02:26 PM, Mirza wrote:
What is the thing called that is usually long, and has something white coming out of it after reaching a certain point?

An erect penis after reaching orgasm.

What works faster if you work it slower, but works slower as you work it faster?

a computer?

a spitroast. I actually said the answer earlier

the reasoning behind it: If you spin a spitroast too quickly, the fire won't heat up the meat quickly across the surface area so there is more exposure for substantially less time. Meanwhile, if you spin it slowly, you get more exposure on the same spots also for substantially more time. Thus- slow spinning = fast cooking, fast spinning = slow cooking.
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
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2/9/2011 12:35:00 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
A pregnant Jamaican woman fell into a coma before she gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl. When she woke up, the doctor told her that her brother had named them. "Oh no," she said. "My brother's an idiot. What did he name the girl?" "Denise," said the doctor. "Oh, that's not bad," she said. "And the boy?" "Denephew."

A woman went to a doctor with a black eye and told him that every time her husband comes home, he beats her and she doesn't know what to do. The doctor told her that, when her husband comes home, she should gargle water. Just keep gargling and gargling. A few days later she came back to the doctor bruise free. "Wow!" she said. "I did what you said. When my husband came home, I just gargled water, and he didn't hit me." The doctor replied, "See what happens when you shut the fvck up?"
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2/9/2011 12:39:45 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
A woman was walking by a large pit when she saw a frog that was trying to get out. She took the frog out of the pit and placed it on level ground. "Thank you!" said the frog. "For your kindness I will grant you three wishes. But for every thing you wish for yourself, your husband will get it 10x greater."

So the woman said, "I wish to be the most beautiful woman in the world." The frog said, "Okay, but your husband will be 10x more beautiful."

Then the woman said, "I wish to be the richest woman in the world." The frog said, "Okay, but your husband will be 10x richer."

So the woman said, "Now give me a mild heart attack."
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2/9/2011 12:40:48 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/9/2011 12:40:05 AM, FREEDO wrote:
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Hay, I dun losted mah tractor, pa!"

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"Caitlyn Jenner is an incredibly brave and stunningly beautiful woman."

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m93samman
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2/9/2011 12:53:16 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/9/2011 12:35:00 AM, nonentity wrote:
A pregnant Jamaican woman fell into a coma before she gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl. When she woke up, the doctor told her that her brother had named them. "Oh no," she said. "My brother's an idiot. What did he name the girl?" "Denise," said the doctor. "Oh, that's not bad," she said. "And the boy?" "Denephew."

: A woman went to a doctor with a black eye and told him that every time her husband comes home, he beats her and she doesn't know what to do. The doctor told her that, when her husband comes home, she should gargle water. Just keep gargling and gargling. A few days later she came back to the doctor bruise free. "Wow!" she said. "I did what you said. When my husband came home, I just gargled water, and he didn't hit me." The doctor replied, "See what happens when you shut the fvck up?"



11/10. Epic
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
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2/9/2011 12:55:16 AM
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During a flight to Paris, a stewardess walks up to Rene Descartes and asks, "Would you like something to drink?" After a moment the French philosopher answers, "I think not." And he disappears.
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2/9/2011 1:01:30 AM
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At 2/9/2011 12:55:16 AM, nonentity wrote:
During a flight to Paris, a stewardess walks up to Rene Descartes and asks, "Would you like something to drink?" After a moment the French philosopher answers, "I think not." And he disappears.

lol. cute.
evidently i only come to ddo to avoid doing homework...
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2/9/2011 3:01:08 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/9/2011 12:39:45 AM, nonentity wrote:
A woman was walking by a large pit when she saw a frog that was trying to get out. She took the frog out of the pit and placed it on level ground. "Thank you!" said the frog. "For your kindness I will grant you three wishes. But for every thing you wish for yourself, your husband will get it 10x greater."

So the woman said, "I wish to be the most beautiful woman in the world." The frog said, "Okay, but your husband will be 10x more beautiful."

Then the woman said, "I wish to be the richest woman in the world." The frog said, "Okay, but your husband will be 10x richer."

So the woman said, "Now give me a mild heart attack."

I prefer the one where it's only two times, and the guy wishes to donate a kidney.
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2/9/2011 3:07:33 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/9/2011 3:01:08 PM, mongeese wrote:

I prefer the one where it's only two times, and the guy wishes to donate a kidney.

Haven't heard that one but LOL
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2/9/2011 6:14:45 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

two...

...one to change the light bulb

...and one to suck my cock :)

where's panda? he's the king of jokes..
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2/10/2011 1:22:21 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/9/2011 6:14:45 PM, badger wrote:
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

two...

...one to change the light bulb

...and one to suck my cock :)

where's panda? he's the king of jokes..

........
kfc
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2/10/2011 1:36:46 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/10/2011 1:22:21 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 2/9/2011 6:14:45 PM, badger wrote:
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

two...

...one to change the light bulb

...and one to suck my cock :)

where's panda? he's the king of jokes..

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