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7/29/2009 3:13:01 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
This is a thread dedicated to all underaged teens all over the world who need to score booze. The age is relative to the country. Ergo, once I hit 18, I can't complain here no more. So, let us proceed:

MY SITUATION:

My Sister has 3 friends over, and half a fridge filled to the brim with booze. I can't sneak over to it. Ergo, I have to wiat until she's drunk and then gleam it from her. Tips?
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7/29/2009 3:37:18 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/29/2009 3:35:54 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
I highly doubt that anyone 'needs' to score booze.

17, one to talk.
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7/29/2009 3:37:37 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/29/2009 3:13:01 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
This is a thread dedicated to all underaged teens all over the world who need to score booze. The age is relative to the country. Ergo, once I hit 18, I can't complain here no more. So, let us proceed:

MY SITUATION:

My Sister has 3 friends over, and half a fridge filled to the brim with booze. I can't sneak over to it. Ergo, I have to wiat until she's drunk and then gleam it from her. Tips?

Sorry to sound like an old fuddy-duddy but you'll have more than enough opportunity to drink yourself into oblivion after you are 18 - give your liver a chance to reach adulthood before you start abusing it!
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7/29/2009 3:38:56 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/29/2009 3:37:37 PM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:13:01 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
This is a thread dedicated to all underaged teens all over the world who need to score booze. The age is relative to the country. Ergo, once I hit 18, I can't complain here no more. So, let us proceed:

MY SITUATION:

My Sister has 3 friends over, and half a fridge filled to the brim with booze. I can't sneak over to it. Ergo, I have to wiat until she's drunk and then gleam it from her. Tips?

Sorry to sound like an old fuddy-duddy but you'll have more than enough opportunity to drink yourself into oblivion after you are 18 - give your liver a chance to reach adulthood before you start abusing it!

Joykill D:

You could at least teach me your diplomatic skills of persuasion.
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7/29/2009 3:40:34 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/29/2009 3:38:56 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:37:37 PM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:13:01 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
This is a thread dedicated to all underaged teens all over the world who need to score booze. The age is relative to the country. Ergo, once I hit 18, I can't complain here no more. So, let us proceed:

MY SITUATION:

My Sister has 3 friends over, and half a fridge filled to the brim with booze. I can't sneak over to it. Ergo, I have to wiat until she's drunk and then gleam it from her. Tips?

Sorry to sound like an old fuddy-duddy but you'll have more than enough opportunity to drink yourself into oblivion after you are 18 - give your liver a chance to reach adulthood before you start abusing it!

Joykill D:

You could at least teach me your diplomatic skills of persuasion.

Hey! It's gone half past eleven at night in Dublin, shouldn't you be in bed by now? :)
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7/29/2009 3:41:37 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Knowing Eggleston's usual purpose of diplomacy, I'd have to advise against asking for that Panda, unless you want to end up ****ing your sister.
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7/29/2009 3:43:26 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/29/2009 3:41:37 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Knowing Eggleston's usual purpose of diplomacy, I'd have to advise against asking for that Panda, unless you want to end up ****ing your sister.

Charming. Or, the two guys down there could mutiny and throw me a Bulmers

@ Brian: It's speaks to me that you are complaining about bed times rather than in bed with a bird at this hour.
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7/29/2009 3:43:55 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/29/2009 3:41:37 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Knowing Eggleston's usual purpose of diplomacy, I'd have to advise against asking for that Panda, unless you want to end up ****ing your sister.

LOL.
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7/29/2009 3:51:07 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/29/2009 3:45:24 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:37:18 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:35:54 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
I highly doubt that anyone 'needs' to score booze.

17, one to talk.

I'm not exactly sure what you're assuming here; I don't drink at all; never have, never do, and probably never will.

..........I forget the whole world isn't rational and slightly liberal in allowing people to drink @ 18.
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7/29/2009 3:52:26 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/29/2009 3:51:07 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:45:24 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:37:18 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:35:54 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
I highly doubt that anyone 'needs' to score booze.

17, one to talk.

I'm not exactly sure what you're assuming here; I don't drink at all; never have, never do, and probably never will.

..........I forget the whole world isn't rational and slightly liberal in allowing people to drink @ 18.

Um, I still don't really understand what you're getting at, or implying, or whatever.
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7/29/2009 3:53:02 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/29/2009 3:43:26 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:41:37 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Knowing Eggleston's usual purpose of diplomacy, I'd have to advise against asking for that Panda, unless you want to end up ****ing your sister.

Charming. Or, the two guys down there could mutiny and throw me a Bulmers

@ Brian: It's speaks to me that you are complaining about bed times rather than in bed with a bird at this hour.

Ah! I've been rumbled! You are right, though, I am all alone at my sister's house in the country tonight. Still, on the plus side the fridge is full of booze so at least I will have that to keep me company!
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7/29/2009 3:54:53 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/29/2009 3:53:02 PM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:43:26 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:41:37 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Knowing Eggleston's usual purpose of diplomacy, I'd have to advise against asking for that Panda, unless you want to end up ****ing your sister.

Charming. Or, the two guys down there could mutiny and throw me a Bulmers

@ Brian: It's speaks to me that you are complaining about bed times rather than in bed with a bird at this hour.

Ah! I've been rumbled! You are right, though, I am all alone at my sister's house in the country tonight. Still, on the plus side the fridge is full of booze so at least I will have that to keep me company!

What a low blow......Bet you don't have a Wii though.
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7/29/2009 4:08:02 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/29/2009 3:54:53 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:53:02 PM, brian_eggleston wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:43:26 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:41:37 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Knowing Eggleston's usual purpose of diplomacy, I'd have to advise against asking for that Panda, unless you want to end up ****ing your sister.

Charming. Or, the two guys down there could mutiny and throw me a Bulmers

@ Brian: It's speaks to me that you are complaining about bed times rather than in bed with a bird at this hour.

Ah! I've been rumbled! You are right, though, I am all alone at my sister's house in the country tonight. Still, on the plus side the fridge is full of booze so at least I will have that to keep me company!

What a low blow......Bet you don't have a Wii though.

I probably will have to after a few more beers...oh, sorry, that's not what you meant is it?

Acually, there is a Wii in the nursery but all the games are for little girls (my niece is 6 years old).

However, I do have the Internet and access to classic arcade games such as Defender courtesy of www.classicgamesarcade.com which links nicely to the other forum about video games!
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7/30/2009 1:15:14 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
well, it's the morning, so you probably got your booze or gave up.
But you could have always spiked her beer with some serious liquor. Depending on how many she's had, she may not notice. Trust me, i didn't.
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7/30/2009 1:53:44 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/30/2009 1:15:14 PM, Chuckles wrote:
well, it's the morning, so you probably got your booze or gave up.
But you could have always spiked her beer with some serious liquor. Depending on how many she's had, she may not notice. Trust me, i didn't.

I'm getting some tomorrow night :D (It's 10 p.m. GMT)
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7/30/2009 4:02:50 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/30/2009 1:53:44 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 7/30/2009 1:15:14 PM, Chuckles wrote:
well, it's the morning, so you probably got your booze or gave up.
But you could have always spiked her beer with some serious liquor. Depending on how many she's had, she may not notice. Trust me, i didn't.

I'm getting some tomorrow night :D (It's 10 p.m. GMT)

Sometimes I wish that I grew up in a country where alcohol was banned. My granda was one of the youngest British sea captains in WWII and won a sack full of medals and even the key to the city of St. Petersburg saved hundreds of Russian sailors from a watery grave in the Baltic Sea, but the drink got the better of him and it cost him his marriage and his health.

It was a very similar story with my Dad and now I feel I'm heading in the same direction too.

You have a wise head on young shoulders, Panda, please don't p*ss your talents up against a pub toilet wall.

Sorry for the lecture, but understanding the dangers of drinking, as I'm sure you do, doesn't make you immune from addiction.
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7/30/2009 4:07:00 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/29/2009 3:52:26 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
Um, I still don't really understand what you're getting at, or implying, or whatever.

He's calling you a pussycat.
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7/30/2009 4:21:45 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/30/2009 4:07:00 PM, iamadragon wrote:
At 7/29/2009 3:52:26 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
Um, I still don't really understand what you're getting at, or implying, or whatever.

He's calling you a pussycat.

Well, I'm sorry he sees things that way. Quite a shame. I don't see why he would have to stoop so immeasurably low.
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7/31/2009 9:41:55 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
Lol I'm not turning into an alcoholic.

@ Brian: Those are sad stories. Though my dad goes to the pub every second night when he doesn't work (He works week on, week off), I don't care. It's usually a free house.

Anyway, the whole purpose of this, is well, to see what it's like. I guess the Irish culture promotes drink as a sociable activity. People who choose Sprite over a WKD are laughed at. And falling drunkenly over a table is laughed at but not condemned.
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7/31/2009 2:02:12 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/30/2009 1:53:44 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 7/30/2009 1:15:14 PM, Chuckles wrote:
well, it's the morning, so you probably got your booze or gave up.
But you could have always spiked her beer with some serious liquor. Depending on how many she's had, she may not notice. Trust me, i didn't.

I'm getting some tomorrow night :D (It's 10 p.m. GMT)

haha i guess it was 1 PM here, i had just woke up though :)
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: At 5/5/2009 9:47:22 PM, rogerklotz wrote:
:That's obviously changed by the government. The Atlanteans probably had something to do with it.
: QUIT USING LOGIC

: At 4/25/2009 3:09:34 AM, DATCMOTO wrote:
:God is GOING to have His way with you.
: At 5/5/2009 11:41:18 AM, Volkov wrote:
:When both sides can agree and disagree without someone quoting Proverbs, then the debate comes worthwhile
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8/3/2009 5:48:03 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 7/29/2009 3:13:01 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
This is a thread dedicated to all underaged teens all over the world who need to score booze. The age is relative to the country. Ergo, once I hit 18, I can't complain here no more. So, let us proceed:

MY SITUATION:

My Sister has 3 friends over, and half a fridge filled to the brim with booze. I can't sneak over to it. Ergo, I have to wiat until she's drunk and then gleam it from her. Tips?

Rarely was me and my comprades so pathetic as when we where 13-14 and trying get drunk, and failing, on pathetic amounts of alcohol. It ended up with people playing drunk and saying "I'm so drunk!" very loudly as to convince themselves.

It was even more pathetic than when somebody actually succeeded. I guy from my class almost died after collapsing in a pile of snow one winter in 6th grade.

In short: Don't. Alcohol actually isn't cool. Honestly.

But if you have to drink, try learning to drink, in small amounts, *good* wine. I'm talking some 20 dollars per bottle or more. That's not pathetic. And learn about wine. That's gonna impress girls once you reach 16-17, methinks.
So prove me wrong, then.