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masturbation cures for testicular infection.

Lordgrae
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2/27/2014 9:23:18 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
So I recently had a testicular infection. Basically a small amount of urine crept into my right testicle and caused massive inflamation. I couldn't move without massive pain for two days. Then, I took just enough pain meds to move around for a few hours with only minor discomfort.

After taking antibiotics and aspirin, I decided on a home treatment. Porn. Lots and lots of porn. Like, way too much porn for one person. I had two moniters up playing nothing but porn for 10 hours straight. And it worked! I've taken a bunch of advil, and antibiotics, but I feel so much better. I think we should examine whether masturbation cures other diseases.
Birth Name: Graesil s'h'u Aln s'de Alanai'u s'se Saeron
Name: Grae
Titles: Lord, x'Sor Linniae (the false king), Elven War Chief, Heir to Aln
Class: Melee Archer/ Orator
Main Stats: Charisma, Dexterity
Weilds: Bladebow, Elven Slim Sword
Skills: Oration, Double Shot, Backstab, Snatch, Overwhelm Mind, Dominate, Parley, Restorative Sleep
Personal History: Born as the second of triplets, he was wed at an early age to a Dryad. He escaped several times, and on the last was captured and enslaved