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6/22/2010 9:25:01 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Aahh, errgg. I have had water in my ears for a few hours now and I can't get it out. Everything is so quite and it is so irritating. I already tried q-tips, they didn't work. What do I do?
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6/22/2010 9:26:32 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/22/2010 9:25:01 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Aahh, errgg. I have had water in my ears for a few hours now and I can't get it out. Everything is so quite and it is so irritating. I already tried q-tips, they didn't work. What do I do?

Have you tried leaning your head to the side and repeatedly hitting the other to see if the water comes out? You may also want to try to yawn.
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6/22/2010 9:29:25 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/22/2010 9:26:32 PM, studentathletechristian8 wrote:
At 6/22/2010 9:25:01 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Aahh, errgg. I have had water in my ears for a few hours now and I can't get it out. Everything is so quite and it is so irritating. I already tried q-tips, they didn't work. What do I do?

Have you tried leaning your head to the side and repeatedly hitting the other to see if the water comes out? You may also want to try to yawn.

It's clogged on both sides. And yes, I've yawned, I've drank, I've burped, I've hick-uped, nothin.
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6/22/2010 9:33:09 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
You can unclog your ears by swallowing hard about ten times. Another way to unclog your ears is to plug your nose and blow out about five times.
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6/22/2010 9:33:30 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
There are two fun ways to unclog your ears. The first is to close your eyes, hold your breath, hold on to your nose, then simply blow through your nose. The other is to yawn while you move your jaw, and presto your ears are unplugged.
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6/22/2010 9:35:04 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Step 1
Tilt your head to the side and pour a capful of hydrogen peroxide into the ear. Allow it to sit for at five minutes. It's easiest to lie down with the ear facing up. There will be fizzing and crackling as the peroxide destroys the wax. Hold the ear over the sink and use a clean dry cloth to clean up the ear after five minutes has elapsed. Repeat on the other side. This method is great for clogs due to ear wax.

Step 2
Hold your nose with your fingers and blow gently. This will cause your ears to pop. This method is quick and helpful after flying.

Step 3
Put a few drops of coconut oil in each ear before going to bed. Ears should be unclogged by morning. This is helpful no matter why the ears are clogged.

Step 4
Sit in the bathroom while a hot shower is running or stand in the shower. The steam will help to clear up the congestion and unclog the ears.

Step 5
Allow the water from a warm or hot shower to go directly into the ear. Empty it by tilting your head and repeating until the clogging is alleviated.
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6/22/2010 9:50:40 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/22/2010 9:25:01 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Aahh, errgg. I have had water in my ears for a few hours now and I can't get it out. Everything is so quite and it is so irritating. I already tried q-tips, they didn't work. What do I do?

you're the water in my ears.
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6/22/2010 9:51:37 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/22/2010 9:50:40 PM, badger wrote:
At 6/22/2010 9:25:01 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Aahh, errgg. I have had water in my ears for a few hours now and I can't get it out. Everything is so quite and it is so irritating. I already tried q-tips, they didn't work. What do I do?

you're the water in my ears.

that was a bit harsh. sorry, i'm a bit outa my tree at the moment.
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6/22/2010 10:21:12 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/22/2010 9:35:04 PM, studentathletechristian8 wrote:
Step 1
Tilt your head to the side and pour a capful of hydrogen peroxide into the ear. Allow it to sit for at five minutes. It's easiest to lie down with the ear facing up. There will be fizzing and crackling as the peroxide destroys the wax. Hold the ear over the sink and use a clean dry cloth to clean up the ear after five minutes has elapsed. Repeat on the other side. This method is great for clogs due to ear wax.

It isn't clogged from ear wax.

Step 2
Hold your nose with your fingers and blow gently. This will cause your ears to pop. This method is quick and helpful after flying.

Isn't clogged from altitude.

Step 3
Put a few drops of coconut oil in each ear before going to bed. Ears should be unclogged by morning. This is helpful no matter why the ears are clogged.

Don't have any coconut oil.

Step 4
Sit in the bathroom while a hot shower is running or stand in the shower. The steam will help to clear up the congestion and unclog the ears.

Already tried it.
Step 5
Allow the water from a warm or hot shower to go directly into the ear. Empty it by tilting your head and repeating until the clogging is alleviated.

Already tried it.
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6/23/2010 4:39:25 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/22/2010 9:25:01 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Aahh, errgg. I have had water in my ears for a few hours now and I can't get it out. Everything is so quite and it is so irritating. I already tried q-tips, they didn't work. What do I do?

Hold you nose whilst attempting to breathe out of it... dont do it too violently. You may get a sort of liquidy rushing noise.
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6/23/2010 2:38:43 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Pressing a fully loaded gun to your ear, arming it and pressing the trigger usually does the job.
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6/23/2010 2:39:32 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 2:38:43 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Pressing a fully loaded gun to your ear, arming it and pressing the trigger usually does the job.

*Rolls eyes*
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6/23/2010 3:12:03 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 2:38:43 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Pressing a fully loaded gun to your ear, arming it and pressing the trigger usually does the job.
Can you give advice to someone who does not believe in reincarnation?
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6/23/2010 3:15:34 PM
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At 6/23/2010 3:13:38 PM, Mirza wrote:
FREEDO, is there a chance that you have some hydrogen peroxide?

You don't put hydrogen peroxide in your ears!
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6/23/2010 3:22:17 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 3:15:34 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
You don't put hydrogen peroxide in your ears!
A little of it can help. That is unless he has an infection or a sensitive skin, or anything of that sort.
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6/23/2010 3:27:20 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 2:39:32 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 6/23/2010 2:38:43 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Pressing a fully loaded gun to your ear, arming it and pressing the trigger usually does the job.

*Rolls eyes*

What? It will certainly get rid of any water, and pain related to it, from his ear.
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6/23/2010 3:28:31 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 3:27:20 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
What? It will certainly get rid of any water, and pain related to it, from his ear.
Not if he survives.
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6/23/2010 4:03:42 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 3:22:17 PM, Mirza wrote:
At 6/23/2010 3:15:34 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
You don't put hydrogen peroxide in your ears!
A little of it can help. That is unless he has an infection or a sensitive skin, or anything of that sort.

I told him to do that earlier, but he said he has none.
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6/23/2010 4:07:17 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 4:03:42 PM, studentathletechristian8 wrote:
I told him to do that earlier, but he said he has none.
I did not read.

Then he should try lying on bed on the side where his suffering ear is for some time.
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6/23/2010 4:15:55 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 3:28:46 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Waitaminute, Freedo, how the f*ck did you get water in your ears?

By swimming. It isn't uncommon. Except I got it really bad.
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6/23/2010 4:21:23 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 4:15:55 PM, FREEDO wrote:
By swimming. It isn't uncommon. Except I got it really bad.
It will probably disappear after some time. Try sleeping on the side of that ear.

I assume you do have a hair dryer. I recommend that you use it, but let there be sufficient length between that and your ear, so you do not get burnt!
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6/23/2010 4:23:30 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 4:21:23 PM, Mirza wrote:
At 6/23/2010 4:15:55 PM, FREEDO wrote:
By swimming. It isn't uncommon. Except I got it really bad.
It will probably disappear after some time. Try sleeping on the side of that ear.

It's in both ears.

I assume you do have a hair dryer. I recommend that you use it, but let there be sufficient length between that and your ear, so you do not get burnt!

Lol, not sure about that.
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6/23/2010 4:33:00 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 4:23:30 PM, FREEDO wrote:
It's in both ears.
Well, fall asleep on right side, and you might unwillingly turn to the left!

Lol, not sure about that.
Try it? It is not that hard, and feels good.
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6/23/2010 7:09:00 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 4:23:30 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 6/23/2010 4:21:23 PM, Mirza wrote:
At 6/23/2010 4:15:55 PM, FREEDO wrote:
By swimming. It isn't uncommon. Except I got it really bad.
It will probably disappear after some time. Try sleeping on the side of that ear.

It's in both ears.

I assume you do have a hair dryer. I recommend that you use it, but let there be sufficient length between that and your ear, so you do not get burnt!

Lol, not sure about that.
1.Take a blowdryer, turn it on, and point it at your ear. The heat should dry it.
2.If this does not work, you might have to lie on one side, for the entire night. Then, when its out, repeat on other side.
3.Lie on your bed, and, if its near a wall, start banging your head backwards on the wall. The shaking should make it come out, although you'll probably have a headache.
4. GO TO THE EFFING DOCTOR ALREADY!
I miss the old members.
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6/23/2010 7:24:46 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 7:11:25 PM, FREEDO wrote:
I think number 4 was the only practical thing on there.
It is good, but have you tried the others?
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6/23/2010 7:27:30 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 6/23/2010 7:24:46 PM, Mirza wrote:
At 6/23/2010 7:11:25 PM, FREEDO wrote:
I think number 4 was the only practical thing on there.
It is good, but have you tried the others?

Haven't tried the hairdryer. The way my head is leaning does no help.
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