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CosmicAlfonzo
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1/23/2011 11:28:15 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
and eating macrobiotic food and power jogging isn't going to change this fact. You are wasting your life away in a vain attempt to stop the car that is going to run you down about a week from now.

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Live fat, die young. Go on, eat a tub of ice cream topped with cheesy bacon bits. Do it for America.

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Unless you are a communist and don't live in America.
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Vi_Veri
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1/23/2011 11:36:06 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/23/2011 11:28:15 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
and eating macrobiotic food and power jogging isn't going to change this fact. You are wasting your life away in a vain attempt to stop the car that is going to run you down about a week from now.

.....

Live fat, die young. Go on, eat a tub of ice cream topped with cheesy bacon bits. Do it for America.

....

Unless you are a communist and don't live in America.

But what if you like the way your body looks, feels when you are fit? What if you like all of the benefits that come with a fit body? What if you actually enjoy dancing, sports, work out etc? What if you like feeling physically powerful?
I could give a f about no haters as long as my ishes love me.
CosmicAlfonzo
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1/23/2011 11:37:03 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/23/2011 11:36:06 AM, Vi_Veri wrote:
At 1/23/2011 11:28:15 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
and eating macrobiotic food and power jogging isn't going to change this fact. You are wasting your life away in a vain attempt to stop the car that is going to run you down about a week from now.

.....

Live fat, die young. Go on, eat a tub of ice cream topped with cheesy bacon bits. Do it for America.

....

Unless you are a communist and don't live in America.

But what if you like the way your body looks, feels when you are fit? What if you like all of the benefits that come with a fit body? What if you actually enjoy dancing, sports, work out etc? What if you like feeling physically powerful?

Shhhhh... Stop making sense...
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nonentity
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1/23/2011 11:38:30 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
But what if you don't die by accident? You'll just significantly reduce the quality of your life. I'd rather die young and healthy than old and suffering.
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1/23/2011 11:39:02 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/23/2011 11:36:06 AM, Vi_Veri wrote:
At 1/23/2011 11:28:15 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
and eating macrobiotic food and power jogging isn't going to change this fact. You are wasting your life away in a vain attempt to stop the car that is going to run you down about a week from now.

.....

Live fat, die young. Go on, eat a tub of ice cream topped with cheesy bacon bits. Do it for America.

....

Unless you are a communist and don't live in America.

But what if you like the way your body looks, feels when you are fit? What if you like all of the benefits that come with a fit body? What if you actually enjoy dancing, sports, work out etc? What if you like feeling physically powerful?

Then you still eat all that junk crap, and that gives you an excuse to exercise more, since you'll have more fat to burn off.
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Vi_Veri
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1/23/2011 11:41:09 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/23/2011 11:39:02 AM, OreEle wrote:

Then you still eat all that junk crap, and that gives you an excuse to exercise more, since you'll have more fat to burn off.

What if you think junk food is disgusting?
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Aibohphobia
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2/8/2011 11:30:48 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 1/23/2011 11:41:09 AM, Vi_Veri wrote:
At 1/23/2011 11:39:02 AM, OreEle wrote:

Then you still eat all that junk crap, and that gives you an excuse to exercise more, since you'll have more fat to burn off.

What if you think junk food is disgusting?

You aren't human. Of course, only if that is hypothetical, which it must be as junk food is delicious, and everyone likes SOME kind of junk food.
badger
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2/9/2011 10:37:07 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
i agree with cosmic dude.. though i do like feeling physically powerful...

but my body's just amazing! lol.. fast food, drink and drugs just don't seem to be having much of a toll on me.. i've to quit the ole cigarettes now alright.

anyway, must suck to be you cocmic dude..
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2/9/2011 10:42:46 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Cars dont always kill you
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CosmicAlfonzo
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2/9/2011 10:48:32 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/9/2011 10:37:07 AM, badger wrote:
i agree with cosmic dude.. though i do like feeling physically powerful...

but my body's just amazing! lol.. fast food, drink and drugs just don't seem to be having much of a toll on me.. i've to quit the ole cigarettes now alright.

anyway, must suck to be you cocmic dude..

Being me is actually thoroughly bitchin. I don't fear death. What's the worst that could happen?

I don't even eat food, I live off of alcohol, cigarettes, and the blood of sacrificial.... um... animals.... sure, they are technically animals.... So I'm healthy as Teddy Roosevelt after skinning alive the last Dodo.
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Zetsubou
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2/11/2011 5:23:48 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/9/2011 10:48:32 AM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
At 2/9/2011 10:37:07 AM, badger wrote:
i agree with cosmic dude.. though i do like feeling physically powerful...

but my body's just amazing! lol.. fast food, drink and drugs just don't seem to be having much of a toll on me.. i've to quit the ole cigarettes now alright.

anyway, must suck to be you cocmic dude..


Being me is actually thoroughly bitchin. I don't fear death. What's the worst that could happen?

I don't even eat food, I live off of alcohol, cigarettes, and the blood of sacrificial.... um... animals.... sure, they are technically animals.... So I'm healthy as Teddy Roosevelt after skinning alive the last Dodo.

lol, something about the adjective "throrougly" used on the word "b*tchin" makes me laugh - a lot.
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tvellalott
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2/11/2011 5:32:59 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I'm not going to die...
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2/18/2011 3:39:08 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
*reads title*

Bullspit, I don't plan on dieing at all :P My whole reason for becoming President is to put all the nations resources into developing a way to biological immortality. From there it's a matter of beasting anything that tries to kill me.
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CosmicAlfonzo
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2/18/2011 3:40:50 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
I hate to break it to you, dawg.. er.. um.. cat.. But you don't have a lot of time on this Earth.

You'll be lucky if you hit 20. Cats are usually too stupid to live past 20.
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tvellalott
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2/18/2011 6:21:04 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/11/2011 5:44:23 PM, Aibohphobia wrote:
At 2/11/2011 5:32:59 PM, tvellalott wrote:
I'm not going to die...

What's your plan for immortality?

Didn't see this.

My plan is simple. I'm going to convert my brain into digital information and live forever in a robot body. I won't be 'me' anymore, but as techonology improves I'll be able to build a cyborg copy of myself at this age.

Then I'll travel back in time and kill myself around now and live forever at this age.

Hang on, someone's at the door...
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2/18/2011 3:32:27 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/18/2011 6:21:04 AM, tvellalott wrote:
At 2/11/2011 5:44:23 PM, Aibohphobia wrote:
At 2/11/2011 5:32:59 PM, tvellalott wrote:
I'm not going to die...

What's your plan for immortality?

Didn't see this.

My plan is simple. I'm going to convert my brain into digital information and live forever in a robot body. I won't be 'me' anymore, but as techonology improves I'll be able to build a cyborg copy of myself at this age.



This
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.