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badger
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12/1/2012 2:54:09 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Long ago, when there were still Kings of Ireland, there was but one requirement that you might be one. You had to have nipples.

This was because sucking another man's nipples was taken as to show your loyalty to him. Some artsy bit derived from the mother breastfeeding her child no doubt, and probably latently homosexual. But primarily, just pure awesomeness.

If you were beaten in your challenging the then King, you would have your nipples cut off as to never again allow you a chance at challenging a King.

And hence, us Irish are awesome. Rings are for pus5ies.
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YYW
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12/2/2012 12:31:17 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 12/1/2012 2:54:09 PM, badger wrote:
Long ago, when there were still Kings of Ireland, there was but one requirement that you might be one. You had to have nipples.

This was because sucking another man's nipples was taken as to show your loyalty to him. Some artsy bit derived from the mother breastfeeding her child no doubt, and probably latently homosexual. But primarily, just pure awesomeness.

If you were beaten in your challenging the then King, you would have your nipples cut off as to never again allow you a chance at challenging a King.

And hence, us Irish are awesome. Rings are for pus5ies.

I have never heard this. I was hoping this was a thread about the IRA.
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12/3/2012 9:09:46 PM
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At 12/2/2012 3:40:32 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/2/2012 12:52:56 AM, badger wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org...(film)

Loved it. Like I literally LOVED this movie.

i like you.
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badger
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12/3/2012 9:11:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 12/1/2012 11:47:32 PM, Volkskorps wrote:
Longshanks in Braveheart at the Battle of Falkirk: "Irish..."

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12/4/2012 7:36:33 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I'm personaly from Ireland, Kilkenny to be exact.
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9/8/2013 8:36:31 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2012 2:54:09 PM, badger wrote:
Long ago, when there were still Kings of Ireland, there was but one requirement that you might be one. You had to have nipples.

This was because sucking another man's nipples was taken as to show your loyalty to him. Some artsy bit derived from the mother breastfeeding her child no doubt, and probably latently homosexual. But primarily, just pure awesomeness.

If you were beaten in your challenging the then King, you would have your nipples cut off as to never again allow you a chance at challenging a King.

And hence, us Irish are awesome. Rings are for pus5ies.

LMFAO!

And I'm Irish*, but from New Mexico.

And don't you fookin' say I'm not! [XD]

Thanks for sharing this! again, LMAO!

* Actually Irish American, but we're almost as "bad."
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9/8/2013 7:19:06 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2012 2:54:09 PM, badger wrote:
Long ago, when there were still Kings of Ireland, there was but one requirement that you might be one. You had to have nipples.

This was because sucking another man's nipples was taken as to show your loyalty to him. Some artsy bit derived from the mother breastfeeding her child no doubt, and probably latently homosexual. But primarily, just pure awesomeness.

If you were beaten in your challenging the then King, you would have your nipples cut off as to never again allow you a chance at challenging a King.

And hence, us Irish are awesome. Rings are for pus5ies.

That reminds me of this movie were I saw this Mexican guy cut off his nipples. Does anyone remember what movie that was? I think it was a gang movie