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resolutionsmasher
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3/6/2009 10:57:41 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
Forum game. Just foil the suicide attempt of person above and then attempt your own suicide.

I go first.

I try to play base ball using vials of nitro-gliserin as the balls.

Stop that. HA!
In the relationship between Obama and the rest of the U.S..... I think the U.S. is getting the short end of the hockey stick.
Nik
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3/6/2009 2:36:02 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
your so crap at base ball you strike out 3 times and are sent to the bench, your coach is so angry he sends you home.

I give poe-joe my adress, a first class all expenses paid ticket to london, money for a taxi, and a loaded gun. I then post a stupid +1 thread on this forum.
"If you could tell the world but one truth, I could convince it of a thousand lies"
RacH3ll3
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3/6/2009 2:46:58 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/6/2009 2:36:02 PM, Nik wrote:

I give poe-joe my adress, a first class all expenses paid ticket to london, money for a taxi, and a loaded gun. I then post a stupid +1 thread on this forum.

But poejoes house burns down so he doesnt get the letter or doesnt have a computer to see that you posted a stupid +1 thread.

I jump off a cliff into a shark infested pool who are hungry and havent eaten in days.
EmyG
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3/6/2009 3:07:16 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/6/2009 2:46:58 PM, RacH3ll3 wrote:
I jump off a cliff into a shark infested pool who are hungry and havent eaten in days.

Right before you jump, they are fed. You don't see, and jump anyway. The sharks aren't interested in you. The person that fed them sees you, and saves you, thinking it was an accident.

I dress in a disguise and convince a group of people to rob a bank, making sure I'm there when it happens. I disobey and get shot.
Break Dance.Not Hearts
RacH3ll3
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3/6/2009 3:16:18 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/6/2009 3:07:16 PM, EmyG wrote:

I dress in a disguise and convince a group of people to rob a bank, making sure I'm there when it happens. I disobey and get shot.

you get shot in the spine and live, but you are paralyzed for life and you cant do anything, you are basically a vegatable.

I get tied to an electric chair and bribe the cops to electrecute me.
resolutionsmasher
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3/6/2009 3:29:14 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
You survive the shock and turn into Hitler HIAL!!!!!

I somehow convince God to kill me in the most inhumane way possible.
In the relationship between Obama and the rest of the U.S..... I think the U.S. is getting the short end of the hockey stick.
I-am-a-panda
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3/6/2009 3:30:31 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/6/2009 3:29:14 PM, resolutionsmasher wrote:
You survive the shock and turn into Hitler HIAL!!!!!

I somehow convince God to kill me in the most inhumane way possible.

But God doesn't exist

I cut myself with a rusty knife and slowly bleed to death.
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
resolutionsmasher
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3/6/2009 3:32:20 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
It has no effect on you because you're a heartless beast.

I set off an atomic bomb in front of my face.
In the relationship between Obama and the rest of the U.S..... I think the U.S. is getting the short end of the hockey stick.
I-am-a-panda
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3/6/2009 3:39:18 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/6/2009 3:32:20 PM, resolutionsmasher wrote:
It has no effect on you because you're a heartless beast.

I set off an atomic bomb in front of my face.

But it fails to detonate
all too simple

I contract AIDS of an Egyptian hooker.
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
Nik
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3/6/2009 5:07:38 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
But you already had aids passed on down from your mum, so technicaly it wasnt suicide.

I sneak into george w bushs house in texas, slowly creep upstairs into his bedroom past the security, I then crouch over his bed, and shout HEY GEORGE! and fart in his face.
"If you could tell the world but one truth, I could convince it of a thousand lies"
RacH3ll3
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3/6/2009 5:34:21 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/6/2009 5:07:38 PM, Nik wrote:

I sneak into george w bushs house in texas, slowly creep upstairs into his bedroom past the security, I then crouch over his bed, and shout HEY GEORGE! and fart in his face.

but he laughs and says, "Hey bud, lets have a farting contest!" but sucks for you, because his farts really REALLY stink, and you are stuck there all night, smelling his farts.

I lock myself in a cell that has no light, food, or water.
burningpuppies101
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3/6/2009 6:35:01 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Too bad, at the last moment, a good samaritan pulls you out, thinking you were stuck.

I jump off a cliff into the water, filled with raging currents and jagged rocks. There is no net, nor is there time to set up any device to catch me. It is impossible for me to survive the currents and the rocks.
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resolutionsmasher
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3/7/2009 4:27:05 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
An army of flying burning puppies flies to your rescue and gives you severe third degree burns, but you live.

I hang around OJ Simpson a little too long.
In the relationship between Obama and the rest of the U.S..... I think the U.S. is getting the short end of the hockey stick.
I-am-a-panda
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3/7/2009 6:29:20 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/7/2009 4:27:05 AM, resolutionsmasher wrote:
An army of flying burning puppies flies to your rescue and gives you severe third degree burns, but you live.

I hang around OJ Simpson a little too long.

But he is reformed.

I drink a gallon of rat poison.
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
SportsGuru
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3/7/2009 8:07:10 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/7/2009 6:29:20 AM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
At 3/7/2009 4:27:05 AM, resolutionsmasher wrote:
An army of flying burning puppies flies to your rescue and gives you severe third degree burns, but you live.

I hang around OJ Simpson a little too long.

But he is reformed.

I drink a gallon of rat poison.

And you get a letter from Coke-a-Cola thanking you for trying their new energy drink "Rat Poison! You will be so energized you will think you are dead otherwise!"

I get into a spaceship get as far as I can into space while still being pulled by Earth's gravity and jump out towards Earth with no spacesuit and a bomb strapped to my chest set to explode if I somehow get through space and do not burn up on re-entry to the atmosphere.
resolutionsmasher
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3/7/2009 10:13:53 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
You wake up from playing pretend and get a job.

I pour beef juice on my self and annoy some angy hungry wild lions and a tiger.
In the relationship between Obama and the rest of the U.S..... I think the U.S. is getting the short end of the hockey stick.
asiansarentnerdy
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3/7/2009 9:56:43 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/7/2009 10:13:53 AM, resolutionsmasher wrote:
You wake up from playing pretend and get a job.

I pour beef juice on my self and annoy some angy hungry wild lions and a tiger.

Your good old mother makes you take a shower so you are squeaky clean. She also forbids you from playing with lions and tigers, as you might possibly get a boo-boo.

I write a hate mail to Kim-Jung-Il. And he reads it.
I'm asian.
RacH3ll3
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3/7/2009 11:31:35 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/7/2009 9:56:43 PM, asiansarentnerdy wrote:

I write a hate mail to Kim-Jung-Il. And he reads it.

okay but you write it in a language that only you know, and nobody can decifer.

I go back into time and tell everybody I am a witch, so they want to burn me on the steak.
philosphical
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3/8/2009 9:58:12 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/7/2009 11:31:35 PM, RacH3ll3 wrote:
At 3/7/2009 9:56:43 PM, asiansarentnerdy wrote:

I write a hate mail to Kim-Jung-Il. And he reads it.


okay but you write it in a language that only you know, and nobody can decifer.


I go back into time and tell everybody I am a witch, so they want to burn me on the steak.

the only problem is they 'want' to. socail government and police prevent them from doing so though.

i OD on a bunch of pills
Your mouths writing checks that your @ss can't cash!
RacH3ll3
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3/8/2009 10:58:12 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/8/2009 9:58:12 AM, philosphical wrote:

i OD on a bunch of pills

ok but (and this is a true story) you do od, and you wake up in the hospital with liver disease from all those pills you took.
*the girl that did that died from her liver disease about ten years later giving child birth.*

I bring a gun into the police station and shoot a police officer.
asiansarentnerdy
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3/8/2009 11:02:45 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
Since you are innocent and have never ever held or shot a gun before, you miss the policeman. The policeman now thinks you have mental issues and sends you to a center for retarded people.

I drink a vile of rat poison.
I'm asian.
resolutionsmasher
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3/8/2009 1:30:41 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
You then crap out all the rats that were in your belly and fell alot better.

I successfully use a defibulator on myself.
In the relationship between Obama and the rest of the U.S..... I think the U.S. is getting the short end of the hockey stick.
Nik
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3/9/2009 6:57:16 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Your heart stops, but then the parameds you stole the defibulator off, find you, call you a silly sausage, revive you, and send you home with a smacked bottom.

I lie in a full bath and drop a toaster into it.
"If you could tell the world but one truth, I could convince it of a thousand lies"
DeadLeaves93
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3/9/2009 7:09:33 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/9/2009 6:57:16 PM, Nik wrote:
I lie in a full bath and drop a toaster into it.

The toaster wasn't plugged in to anything.

I gouge out my eyes and jump into an erupting volcano.
"At last, my arm is complete again!"
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3/9/2009 11:19:55 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Granted. Superman swoops down, catches you and takes you to a hospital, where they fit you with bionic eyes. You now have heat-vision

I take President Obama's blackberry and run off with it.
Omnes te moriturum amant 

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resolutionsmasher
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3/10/2009 9:19:17 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
They shoot you in the knees. But keep you alive for further torture.

I cut my own head off.
In the relationship between Obama and the rest of the U.S..... I think the U.S. is getting the short end of the hockey stick.
philosphical
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3/10/2009 3:22:41 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/10/2009 9:19:17 AM, resolutionsmasher wrote:
They shoot you in the knees. But keep you alive for further torture.

I cut my own head off.

but somehow you dont die. sir nicholas from harry potter visits you and asks you to attend a headless party with him.

i piss off a black mamba (most deadliest snake in the world)
Your mouths writing checks that your @ss can't cash!
resolutionsmasher
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3/11/2009 10:41:14 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
He pisses on you and slithers off.

I use a particle accelerator to deconstruct my molecular structure until I am simply a large heap of hydrogen particles. It works too.
In the relationship between Obama and the rest of the U.S..... I think the U.S. is getting the short end of the hockey stick.
Epicism
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3/11/2009 10:57:12 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/11/2009 10:41:14 AM, resolutionsmasher wrote:
He pisses on you and slithers off.

I use a particle accelerator to deconstruct my molecular structure until I am simply a large heap of hydrogen particles. It works too.

But you forgot the batteries.

I dig my way under the Mexico border with a spork, 15 feet away from the border patrol station. I tell them that they have bad tortilla chips and their salsa tastes like crap.
"We are the kings, of evil disco." - Wayne Wells
philosphical
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3/11/2009 11:43:45 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 3/11/2009 10:57:12 AM, Epicism wrote:
At 3/11/2009 10:41:14 AM, resolutionsmasher wrote:
He pisses on you and slithers off.

I use a particle accelerator to deconstruct my molecular structure until I am simply a large heap of hydrogen particles. It works too.

But you forgot the batteries.

I dig my way under the Mexico border with a spork, 15 feet away from the border patrol station. I tell them that they have bad tortilla chips and their salsa tastes like crap.

But they don't care because they know this already, and leave you be.

I step off a REALLY high cliff with jagged rocks at the bottom
Your mouths writing checks that your @ss can't cash!