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FREEDO
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3/6/2011 5:36:31 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone. Like no scars or anything, just flat skin. Then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night. You find out several days later that for your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two giant hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them. Not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in.

God bless you, dad.
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vardas0antras
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3/6/2011 5:52:57 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/6/2011 5:36:31 AM, FREEDO wrote:
What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone. Like no scars or anything, just flat skin. Then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night. You find out several days later that for your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two giant hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them. Not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in.

God bless you, dad.

I am confused
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lovelife
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3/6/2011 6:00:54 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/6/2011 5:52:57 AM, vardas0antras wrote:
At 3/6/2011 5:36:31 AM, FREEDO wrote:
What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone. Like no scars or anything, just flat skin. Then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night. You find out several days later that for your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two giant hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them. Not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in.

God bless you, dad.

I am confused

He's not sure how he should react to finding that out.
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vardas0antras
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3/6/2011 6:20:23 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/6/2011 6:13:59 AM, InsertNameHere wrote:
I think this would be freakier for a girl since we would just have two bumps on our chest then that serve no purpose.

Except for guys
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Atheism
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3/6/2011 12:23:32 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/6/2011 5:36:31 AM, FREEDO wrote:
What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone. Like no scars or anything, just flat skin. Then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night. You find out several days later that for your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two giant hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them. Not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in.

God bless you, dad.

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3/6/2011 4:53:47 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Dude wtf. Why would you even think of that?
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Koopin
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3/6/2011 4:55:55 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/6/2011 4:53:47 PM, LaissezFaire wrote:
Dude wtf. Why would you even think of that?

We shouldn't try to question him. He is just to smart for us mortals to understand.
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3/6/2011 4:57:05 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/6/2011 4:55:55 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/6/2011 4:53:47 PM, LaissezFaire wrote:
Dude wtf. Why would you even think of that?

We shouldn't try to question him. thegodhand is just to smart for us mortals to understand.
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Zetsubou
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3/6/2011 5:01:44 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/6/2011 5:36:31 AM, FREEDO wrote:
What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone. Like no scars or anything, just flat skin. Then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night. You find out several days later that for your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two giant hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them. Not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in.

God bless you, dad.

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