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Chuck Lorre Production Index Cards

annhasle
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3/15/2011 11:53:28 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At the end of the TV shows that Chuck Lorre produces (The Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men are the only ones I watch), he always has an "index card" at with something funny he has written. Not many people realize this so I urge you to next time when watching the show, pause (if you can) right at the end of the show. It immediately follows the credits. Anyways, this one just made me laugh and I wanted to post it...

"Dead is the new unambiguous. Bipolar is the new undecided. Heavily armed is the new born again. Bald is the new head... and the new crotch. Hairy is the new face. Sheepishly admitting to having an STD is the new flirting. Purell is the new face of fear. Finding the time that's right for you is the new impotence. The smiley-face emoticon is the new "sincerely yours." Smoking is the new outdoorsy lifestyle. Looking forward to insanely expensive private schooling, thousand dollar a week nannies and soccer is the new yuppie birth control. Misinformed is the new patriotic. Veganism is the new "tastes like chicken." Serotonin uptake inhibiting is the new crowd control. Texting is the new talking. Talking is the new singing. Singing is the new hubris. Gay marriage is the new "be careful what you wish for." And finally, and only because I really need this to catch on, fifty-seven years old is the new forty-five."

http://www.chucklorre.com...

If you go to the page linked, you can look at the other index cards. This man is HILARIOUS. :D
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nonentity
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3/16/2011 12:08:06 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Haha nice. I have the second season of Big Bang on DVD and we always paused to read them. He rants a lot (I think it was around the time of the Writer's Strike or something).
nonentity
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3/16/2011 1:26:16 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
He was very *ahem* vocal about the rip-off show called The Theorists in one of his cards. So funny though, especially the theme song after 2 min.
vbaculum
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3/16/2011 4:43:39 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
That's pretty good.
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