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m93samman
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4/2/2011 7:45:43 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
That was epic. 13/10
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
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: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
m93samman
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4/2/2011 7:46:37 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/2/2011 7:43:37 PM, tvellalott wrote:
http://www.kontraband.com...

SOOOOOOOOOOO much win.

sigged it
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
: Pascal's wager is for poosies.
:
: I mean that sincerly, because it's basically an argument from poooosie.
:
: I'm pretty sure that's like a fallacy.. Argument ad Pussium or something like that.
tvellalott
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4/2/2011 8:40:18 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/2/2011 8:17:34 PM, ccstate4peat wrote:
It would be better if I didn't see this over a month ago on reddit.

Fvck off?
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Ragnar_Rahl
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4/2/2011 9:52:48 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
You: Never been here before
I can get farther:

Stranger: me neither
You: Gonna have to solve that I guess
You: Give me a sec, lest
You: you have to solve it yourself
Stranger: guess so
You: Up! Always up! Up the tempo and the solution is ours!
You: Never know just where it might go
Stranger: I like that..
You: Gonna inform me what else you like?
You: Let me have the full story, no censorship!
Stranger: Oh well, yousee, tis complicated
You: You and I have plenty of time
You: Down. I want the words spilling down like fire from your lips
You: Never shall we get there without moving forward however
Stranger: Hmm... and why don't you take that important step forward?
You: Gonna need an asl to even attempt such divination!
You: Run with it! It is difficult enough to divine your preferences even then!
Stranger: Now if I comply
You will have to too
You: Around that our pact is sealed, thus is agreement made
Stranger: I am 17 and a female.
And you?
You: And location.... l is the third letter of asl. As for first and second... 21, male
Stranger: Location is different from where I was born
So sorry I missed the L though
You: Desert region perhaps? Out with it!
You: You are, however, forgiven. ^_^
Stranger: Well I was born in Capetown
But I moved to England when I was 8 if you must know.
You: Never heard of capetown. live in Washington, born in South Dakota
Stranger: It's in South Africa
You: Gonna prophesize perhaps your preferences
You: Make notice of how alliterative that is :P
You: You are going to want to do one thing, and not do another
Stranger: What do you mean, hmm?
And may I know your name Stranger?
You: Cry of my name? That is what you don't likely want, though you may have it anyway, I am Ragnar.
You: Never seen notice of this but you are
You: gonna need to make note of one thing
Stranger: And this one thing is ?
You: Say the first letter of each message I've sent you. And before our
You: goodbye, perhaps sing them
You: Never letter, er. first word
You: Gonna have to restrain my typing
You: Tell me what you see with those instructions
Stranger: You are a very interesting person, Ragnar
You: a very interesting person?
You: Lie or truth? Have you yet discerned the secret of this message?
You: And life?
You: Hurt to me to say this, but the universe and everything?
You: You have as many of these tasks as you wish, yet I guarantee you want the first
Stranger: In my humble opinion
You: We've seen so little of one another to opine about however
Stranger: I've looked far and wide
But never discovered real beauty
I've looked deep inside
And cried down the holes of hell
And I've travelled up the road
To the house of the living
You: Known that from somewhere else or made it yourself?

You: Each response you give, I start to reflect your sentiment right back the
You: other way

Stranger: The devil shook my hand
While the angel played his game
My father he ran too far away
But the voices were the same
With cards dealt
The sea of monsters I overcame
You: So I see... it can be found !

You: So I see... it can be found !
You: Long ye for anything else? Or do I have to tell you my own desires first?
Stranger: And the treasure was swallowed whole
By a swan with feathers too bland
I ran
She sang
But the answers were in hand
To be carried far away
Castle by the lake
It's still always been the same
You: Your statements are not understood by me there I'm afraid. Though I'm sure your
You: heart's in the right place
Stranger: A heart
What is it to feel
To love in the spotlight with questions
People doubt that war has answers
Though I doubt life has solutions
We climb trees
Then we fall
We fall from the sky
Angels with no wings
That's you and I
You: Been holding that in for a while? ^_^
Stranger: There is no holding in truth
It comes out in passages
In life
and in mind
You: Aching for that? Or for something else? *licks his lips*
Stranger: There is something there
Something in the mirror
A mist that has covered it
A window that cannot be reached
Smashed
The footprints disappear
And they are all
Too far
Gone
You: But what is the means to reach your misted window?

Stranger: A pull of a life not lived
A shield that none of us own
A sword we have all been stabbed with
Bloody hands we pull ourselves forward
And pretend we know best
You: You're perhaps returning my troll? I must know

Stranger: Knowing is not for the living
Though living is beyond the dead
We all have things hidden away
But the difference is still unknown
It not black and white
But red and redder
Blood and bloodier
We fill the void
You: Too? That knowledge too you would deny me? Or are you...
You: shy, too shy to let it be known?

Stranger: And he looks out the window
A cap twisted down
Hiding the face no one wishes to see
To see
What we all wish
Is all one and the same
What we all wish
You: To the crux we go
You: Say it. Say how hard you want to be ****ed

Stranger: And the butterflies run around my fingers
But I can't touch them
They are too far away
The yellows blind me
And the blues
they are there in the darkness

Stranger: And the butterflies run around my fingers
But I can't touch them
They are too far away
The yellows blind me
And the blues
they are there in the darkness
You: it's not true, you can touch them. But first you gotta spread your legs, so you can get it thrust deep

Stranger: And the wind teases me
Brushing past my face
I groan
You: Inside your ****y, not brushing your face silly. Unless you wanna suck it that bad

You: We are in agreement
You: Both know, don't try to deny it

Stranger: Inside its a feeling
A feeling of something beyond
Of pain and pressure and love
Or wanting
A confused mind
A lust
You: Know ye that eventually that lust means it's time to stop lyricking about?

Stranger: The claws so tempting
But the words spill out
Hot
Uncontrollable
Unreliable
Tempting
You: What's holding you back to this musicality? Flow free

Stranger: She feels
Feels
Something heavenly
Candy
Cane
Roofs above the hollow sky
You: Been pondering the cane? Ah, I see. Perhaps you need tied up and spanked first

Stranger: She wishes to be bound
To be shown
A lesson to be learned
A smile to freshen
You: Going to cooperate? Your wishes are clear after all
You: On your hands and knees, now

Stranger: But she runs
She wants to be tied back
Being told how to do
The words swinging past ears
She smiles
Teasing
The goals to reach to far in the horizon
Stranger: But she falls
You: We can keep you quite stable in that position don't worry
Stranger: She wants to feel again
Aches for the butterflies
For the sky to open up
To swallow her
Like rain
Hard rain
Cold rain
You: Know too, that you're the only one who'll be doing any swallowing
Stranger: And she listens
Because that's all she can do
Listen to his voice
And follow his words
Because the devil has dealt his cards
And the angel is smiling
And playing his own game
You: The devil and angel? You're into two guys at once huh? But which am I and who is the other?

Stranger: Though they are so different
They fight
They whine
The are both the same
Stranger: The one to fall will take the other
You: Game not with riddles, harlot!

And then I closed the window accidentally :(
It came to be at its height. It was commanded to command. It was a capital before its first stone was laid. It was a monument to the spirit of man.
Ragnar_Rahl
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4/2/2011 9:53:16 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
misplaced the "I can get farther" comment up there but you know how it is.
It came to be at its height. It was commanded to command. It was a capital before its first stone was laid. It was a monument to the spirit of man.
FREEDO
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4/4/2011 6:36:02 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/3/2011 8:08:40 AM, frenchmoosetwo wrote:
This thread is founded upon great excellence Ç.Ç

What the hell is that?
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fnord
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4/5/2011 4:39:08 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 4/4/2011 6:36:02 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 4/3/2011 8:08:40 AM, frenchmoosetwo wrote:
This thread is founded upon great excellence Ç.Ç

What the hell is that?

I believe, good sir, that they are a pair of massive asscheeks.
What fresh dickery is the internet up to today?